Report from the briefcase-eating Orange Line train

[Ian David]

Turns out that Some Assembly Required was on that Orange Line train yesterday. He reports:

... {W}hen we got to State, two of the three sets of doors on the station side of the car didn't open at all, and the third opened and closed again immediately. It wasn't even open long enough for anyone to start moving, so luckily no one got caught in it. But the people who were trying to get off the train started banging on the windows and yelling, as though some sort of poison gas had just been released into the car. I mean, sure, I'd be upset too; we've all had trains and buses miss our desired stop for some reason. But it just seemed like a slight overreaction.

The train went one more stop to Downtown Crossing, and naturally the doors on the other side of the car didn't open either. ...

And, of course, all the trouble meant it took him two hours to get to work.

More:
http://www.universalhub.com/node/8857