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Edited on Thu Oct-07-04 08:24 PM by MockSwede
Just the way I'd do it. Plain and forthright speaking from an honest heart does not injure a person's ego. Great story. Here's one I just got from a friend. Not quite as witty with reparte, but nice, nonetheless!
Subject: Pissed Off Old Coot
I was over in Vermont this morning taking some photos of some old farms in the fall colors. While I was at this one site near Woodstock, VT, I ran into this 70 year old guy from Nebraska who was also taking photos. He spotted my Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker and proceeded to launch his attack right away.
"Hey there Fella, I see you are a photographer. I have the same Nikon you have! I also noticed your bumper sticker. Well, look here, I'm a Republican and a conservative......."
I braced myself for what came next. And was pleasantly surprised to find myself wrong.
"....and I'll never vote for that miserable son of a bitch Bush! He does not represent the values I hold as a conservative!"
We talked for about 15 minutes. The war in Iraq, the economy, the scaling back of subsidies for farmers who are in trouble with several years of drought, etc. His favorite description of Bush was "sawed off", as in "sawed off runt".
But the one thing that REALLY pissed this guy off? He said that his daughter married a fundamentalist Christian guy, and as such, she became a "born again" Christian fundamentalist herself. Their pastor told them that if they did not contribute $1,000 to the Bush/Cheney campaign and also vote for Bush/Cheney, that they would go to hell. Literally.
Donate to Bush's campaign, and cast your vote for Bush, or Satan himself will shove red hot irons up your ass for all eternity.
I'm not making this up - this guy was really pissed off!
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