What should Edwards wear at the debate?

[Gabi Hayes]

I think he should come out wearing a stethoscope instead of a necktie.

How would that work?

[Gabi Hayes]

1. Offer him a philly cheese steak, with that slozzle of cheezewhiz?

[Gabi Hayes]

2. then ask him if he still thinks Mandela is a terra-ist?

then ask him if he still would vote for cop-killer bullets?

[Stew225]

3. Definitely, he should wear a

leisure suit with a paisley shirt. That would shake things up. God, remember those leisure suits?

[Gabi Hayes]

5. some stack heels to go with his accoutremensemble?

those were the days

I had the shoes, but not the lesion suit...thank god I never stooped that low

[Catch22Dem]

4. I think he should wear this!

http://store1.yimg.com/I/partyamerica_1809_973547

[Gabi Hayes]

8. har!!!!!!! you mean this?

hmmmm...picture won't link...why is that?

still needs the stethoscope, though

[TexasSissy]

12. LOL LOL

[disgruntled_goat]

6. how about a big button

"ask me about my normal, human heart"

[soupkitchen]

7. A no war for oil or haliburten button

[LiberalEsto]

9. ask the Queer Eye guys

for clothing selections. They're true experts, and I'm not being sarcastic.

[Gabi Hayes]

11. puhhhlllllease....they're so lame they should have canes

[barb162]

47. I watched that show a few times and the guys who were the slobs

often looked better before the queer guys did their work. The queer guys are into a look that is too matchy-matchy. However I liked the way they cleaned up some of the houses.

[cheshire]

10. Shades of blue and that perfect smile. All will be blinded to his charm.

[goclark]

38. Blue suit - Be still my heart

Hope that he brings Elizabeth and the children up to the stage at the end.

They are so adorable and express real family values.

[cheshire]

39. Yes they are what we all should be like, in heart and spirit.

[doni_georgia]

46. By all means, bring up Elizabeth and the kids

Not only is their family delightful, it will also remind everyone that there's no way in hell that Cheney's kids will both appear on a stage with him. When one candidate has lost a child, it really makes the other one, who ran his (very much alive) daughter off, look like the ASSHOLE he is.

Besides, Elizabeth's a right pretty lady - a great complement to the future First Lady. Either of them can be on my TV anytime. After some of the remarks I've heard from our side about the two men on the ticket, I don't consider this in any way sexist.

Pickle, on the other hand, looks to me like she sat in something really foul and is trying to avoid having anyone notice it. (I do pity her, though. About 100 million people in this country look at the two of them, look at the progeny they have produced, consider briefly the events that must have led to their birth... and 100 million people puke on their shoes. She has to realize that a majority of human beings on this planet consider her the most abysmally stupid female of this species, given her choice of a mate. What an awful thing to wake up to each morning. And then she sees Chimp there, too. Urrghggllll. Pass the Ambion!)


Mac in Ga

[TexasSissy]

13. Something old, something new, something borrowed, something BLUE!

[Jokinomx]

14. Something to bring out his sensitive side....what do you think?

[Bunny]

17. He's not a bad looking woman, is he?

God, is there NOTHING this man can't do??? :evilgrin:

[cheshire]

18. Cheney will be drooling and trying to cop a feel.

[JohnKleeb]

24. haha cute

[Auntie Bush]

15. A blue shirt with rolled up sleeves. Maybe Cheney will think he's Bush*.

[mzmolly]

16. I'm thinkin' boxers.

:evilgrin:

[flatcoat]

19. Debate attire?

A "Leahy '04" Button on his Lapel

:silly:

[newyawker99]

41. Hi flatcoat!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Parche]

20. wear

He should wear a Halli button on his shirt!!!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

21. A garlic necklace and a large cross

The cross should be made of wood, with a very sharp end for easy staking.

[Generator]

43. Hah.

Laughing me arse off.

[evilqueen]

22. burger king outfit, with paper crown

shrub will get jealous of the crown

[HR_Pufnstuf]

23. taliban garb

freak him.

[Gabi Hayes]

25. what a GREAT site!

the Achordate Party

let's hope for some more spine stiffenening as the weeks roll on

[Gabi Hayes]

26. instruction manual for GOP?

[Gabi Hayes]

27. cheney spotted outside West Village tattoo parlor!

[HR_Pufnstuf]

30. u cant do a little cuz u cant do enuff

[Gabi Hayes]

28. welcome, pResident Evil, Part II

[Gabi Hayes]

29. from Cheney's mouth....

to Leslie's ear

[phish420]

31. A "I'm NOT with Stupid--->" T-Shirt. lol

[leftofthedial]

32. how about a white suit with notes written all over it

or maybe full pro rasslin' regalia!

[juajen]

33. A portable defrib machine

N/T

[Gabi Hayes]

35. ha....my first thought was that Edwards should be pushing a

crashcart on stage, and leave it right behind Cheney's seat

[txindy]

34. A "Have You Seen Me?" Mary Cheney t-shirt

Hey, Dick might be thrilled his daughter has her face on a shirt, who knows? Since he lost her when the 'whole' family was up on the stage at the RNC, he might be happy for the help finding her. Just sayin'. :shrug:

[arcos]

36. NOTHING at all! I bet he's better endowed than Cheney! n/t

[barb162]

49. great minds think alike

[in_cog_ni_to]

37. Jumper Cables!!!!

Just in case the old pacemaker needs a jolt!

:bounce::bounce:

[Arkana]

40. A chicken suit

Just kidding. :evilgrin:

[genius]

42. Suit with Blue Shirt.

[PurityOfEssence]

44. How about one of those big lobster bibs?

He can bring out a bucket of drawn butter, and feast on crustacean.

[doni_georgia]

45. Stethoscope is good. Proctoscope might be better

...given the truckloads of horseshit Cheney's bound to disgorge in the attempt to obfuscate, stonewall, deny and lie.

Better also bring rubber gloves and a big shovel!

Mac in Ga
(edit: typo)

[barb162]

48. I don't care what he wears as long as he flashes the smile

[barackmyworld]

50. a suit...a BIRTHDAY suit