Kerry and Bush should debate naked so nothing can be hidden

[zulchzulu]

I think that would solve any possible problems or concerns and it would actually make Drudge very happy.

[AspenRose]

1. You twisted puppy

;-) shame on you :-)

[Worst Username Ever]

2. That visual will haunt my dreams for the rest of my days.

[bringbackfdr]

3. Is a line about Shrub's twig appropriate?

[Lefta Dissenter]

4. If you

suggest that for the VP debate, I'm going to flog you! :spank:

[leftofthedial]

5. They don't call him "L'il George" for nothing

well, it's almost nothing

but not quite

[txindy]

12. Almost, though. See, he even admits it!

:hi:

[0rganism]

6. The moderator and the audience should also be naked

Shit, we got HVAC, who needs clothes indoors anyway?

[txindy]

13. Okay, now, just confess...

Are you Scalia? Hmmmm? Talking about orgies in the press and now this... Enquiring minds are suspicious. :crazy:

[0rganism]

22. So what if I am? Hmm?

There's nothing wrong with a little gratuitous promiscuity, as long as any women involved are forced at gunpoint to give birth to the results.

[ogradda]

7. now i'm blind!!

aaccckkkk......

[skjpm]

8. Naked or not, Bush will still be pulling his facts out of the same place

n/t

[realFedUp]

9. Then we can see Kerry's nipple ring

hehehe.

[sui generis]

10. and I think we should all watch the debate naked!

woo hoo!

[skooooo]

11. "Even the President of the United States...

...sometimes must have to stand naked."
-Bob Dylan "It's Alright Ma"

[Barney Rocks]

14. hmmm I would probably pass on

watching them if they were naked--I would listen on the radio instead. I guess Bush would have an advantage--being small--he can hide behind the podium easier.

[blue neen]

15. Bush might want to use every "tool" he has during this debate.

Of course, he is a real tool.

[TexasSissy]

16. Heck, I'd PAY for that viewing!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

17. Bush has a 12 inch tail

At least Bush showing it on national television would give Freepers some gloating rights over Kerry's tailless backside.

[grace0418]

18. Dumbya nekked?

*shudder*

[Lisa]

19. I suppose you want the see-through lecterns as well?

And the same deal for the VP debate? My guess is that there'd be a discernable surge in the electrical grid when the camera panned over to Cheney, as millions of viewers switched off their sets in disgust.

[blue neen]

20. LOL!

Cheney naked! How repulsive!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

21. In Cheney's case, we could make an exception

and let him keep wearing his manzier for those gigantic sagging old man knockers.

[txindy]

26. Please, G*d, yes, make an exception!

:scared:

[MADem]

23. It certainly would feed into

...Drudge's "package" fixation. He always seems to be posting photos that have the crotch front and center. And they say Kerry is hung like a Clydesdale, so he'd probably get an "eggs-streamly" good headline from Drudgie...

Yes, I am being vicious. But it's directed at a target that richly deserves the treatment!

[Arkana]

24. I cannot believe I am using my 700th post in this thread

How disgusting. The thought of Bush, Cheney, or any of them nude makes me want to put my eyes out with a fork.

You're right about Drudge though...he might be too busy beatin' off that he doesn't get a chance to update his slimebucket of a web page. :)

[MoonRiver]

25. As long as * doesn't demonstrate his loooooove for we viewers!

:D

[npincus]

27. I'd rather see Edwards naked, but you can keep Cheney in a burlap sack