Caption: So what did Kerry say to Bush

[DoYouEverWonder]

when they shook hands at the beginning of the debate?



Kerry to W, "Just be yourself and I won't even have to break a sweat when I kick your ass."


edit: oops posted wrong pic

[Wilber_Stool]

1. I'm going to

tear out your heart and eat it.

[skylarmae]

8. your apache rear-view mirror picture

It's fabulous. Was it thundering behind you when you snapped it youself, or ...............?

[Mizmoon]

2. "Good luck, George. You're gonna need it."

[NV Whino]

3. And George says...

I wonder if I can press my lips any tighter?

[EST]

4. Your fly's unzipped!

[dogtag]

5. You're fucked! The voice on your earpiece will be John Edwards.

[Minimus]

7. Edwards isn't capable as sounding as stupid as bush did

uh,mm,mm, uh, uh, er, mm, uh, er, uh,....

[GingerSnaps]

12. What's your point about Edwards?

:shrug:

[Minimus]

25. My point is Edwards is far too intelligent to "dumb" himself down

enough to speak to bush through his ear piece.

[southern democrat]

6. It's showtime motherfucker your ass is mine now!

[ZombieNixon]

9. responses

1. Eww, I actually have to touch your hand!
2. Go back to Texas, little one.
3. Here's two pills. Take the red one to see reality. (Bush took the blue pill, and it got lodged in his throat. That's why he was so distracted and had to drink so much water.)
4. It's OK, George, Daddy will still love you.

[AndyP]

10. Yer mother!

[peacetalksforall]

16. Don't you think the font is too nice for him? Maybe it should be uuuggly

and with some daggers.

[Minimus]

11. Remember when you said "Bring it on" - Well I brought it.

[bluedog]

13. Start Packing bushy

you're toast!

[southern democrat]

14. Who's your daddy now bitch!

[TexasSissy]

15. You're squeezing my hand too tightly, Mr. President. Leggo. Leggo.

[JohnnyCougar]

17. "I'm gonna tear you a new a**hole, and you know it."

[kentuck]

18. That is the moment that Bush lost the debate....

Kerry threw him off his game. Bush wanted a quicker handshake and did not want Kerry to get so close as to show height difference. Bush may put "lifters" on his shoes for the next debate?

[Rose Siding]

19. "I know what you did"

[tomfodw]

20. "Did you know you're starting to get a bald spot"?

[IIgnoreNobody]

21. I'm gonna prosecute you for war crimes once I'm in office.

[pacalo]

22. I'm going to rip out your shin bone & use it as a pencil box.

(I love that line from "Volunteers")

[belle]

23. "Hey, no earpiece tonight!! Good for you!"

[no name no slogan]

24. "You're even dumber-looking in person" (n/t)

[cheshire]

26. I have your pink slip asshat.

[deutsey]

27. As your puppet master once said:

"Go fuck yourself."

[AspenRose]

28. "Le jeu sont fait"

Game is up, sucker!

[bain_sidhe]

29. "May the best man win." Judging by the look on *'s face...

bu**sh** took that as a threat.

[bain_sidhe]

30. Or... "Nice of Poppy to let you stay up for this."

[The Chronicler]

31. I am so gonna own you.

[Bonhomme Richard]

32. You little, little shit. n/t

[autorank]

33. Who's this Victor guy I keep hearing about? n/t

[ok_cpu]

34. How's the weather down there? n/t

[peekaloo]

35. I'm gonna put such a twist in your knickers that your tongue will

be tied for weeks.

[LowerManhattanite]

36. Whispering to Bush...

"Dude, smooth out your jacket...your flask is showing."

[jdonaldball]

37. "Mr Bush, here is a dime. Please call your mother and

tell her there is very little chance of your ever becoming President."

[elperromagico]

38. "What's that they say about the taller guy usually winning?"

[Princess Turandot]

39. Read MY lips..two more MONTHS.. eom

[aeolian]

40. Bring it On

bitch!

[Hubert Flottz]

41. "Say George, did you ever finish reading that goat book, or was

it to heavy for you to digest?"

[Nimrod]

42. "George? Uh, George... I'm over here."

[opihimoimoi]

44. LOL, or maybe Kerry just gave him a SMIRK while saying some inane shit

Bush was rattled from the gitgo.

[Flammable Materials]

43. "You goin' down, biotch." n/t