Last night was so unfair - Kerry obviously didn't get Rove's memo

[tomfodw]

Last night, John Kerry pulled the dirtiest, lousiest, most underhanded trick in the book - he was good! Rove & Cheney obviously never expected that. And why should they? In the monarchy they've turned the USA into, I'm sure they were fully confident that Kerry would play out the role they'd written for him, that of the bumbling challenger permitted in the race only because the Constitution requires one (for now), the same way the Harlem Globetrotters always permitted the Washington Generals on the court so they could call it a game instead of a practice.

How mean and low can you get? Kerry honestly thought he was there to debate and not be Bush's punching-bag. Man, that's just so selfish of him, being such a master debater and all. (When the Pore Li'l Chile is just a masterbater.) I'm shocked and infuriated at Kerry, how dare he actually try to win? That's lese-majeste, isn't it?

Well, I'm sure the hard-working media will figure out a way to make it all better for King Georgie. After all, isn't it everyone's job to cover up for Georgie's mistakes? (For some Americans, that might be the only job they can get.)

Don't worry, son, there's no reason for you to really win the debates. Just like there was no need for you to actually win 4 years ago - there's always someone on Daddy's payroll to say you won anyway. There, there. Go back to sleep, Georgie. We'll wake you when the "election" is over and tell you how you heroically slew the monstrous 18-foot-tall Kerrysaurus Democraticus Liberalus Flipflopitus. I'm sure after a few more drinks you'll even come to believe it.

[ewagner]

1. Nicely done.

Thanks for the post!

[tomfodw]

2. Thanks!

Tip jar to your left...

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. heh heh - good one!

Yeah, how dare Kerry actually come to the debate with facts and points and plans and thought-out cnosidered reasoned ideas.

The outrageousness! The audacity!!

And, as you said, someone will make sure that the media give the debate to Shrubbie McWarCriminal anyway, just like they did constantly in 2000.

[Generator]

4. You captured our Emperor's pain

It's "hard work" being king.

[tomfodw]

5. But it's good to be the king, too

Oh, piss boy!

(Anyone get the reference?)

[SammyWinstonJack]

6. Very good!

LOL Democraticus Liberalus Flipflopitus! :yourock:

[11 Bravo]

7. Nicely put!

But it may take more than a few drinks. I fear a line or two may be in order.