How ORANGE was Chimpy????

[RevCheesehead]

Kerry looked fantastic! His smile simply lights up the room!

But Chimpy? Multi-colored hair and ORANGE makeup!
I wondered if I was watching a dehydrated orangutan.

[johnfunk]

1. I noticed that IMMEDIATELY!!

On C-SPAN, CNN... and FOX!!!

[Poiuyt]

2. That was just the way the cameras were color balanced

[jmowreader]

14. Nothing wrong with the color balance there

Fairly far down in this thread is a photo of Shrub. His shirt's white, and if this was a color balance problem he'd be wearing a melon-colored shirt.

The problem was, Chimpy's handlers heard Kerry has a nice tan and decided Bush should have one too--but their lowest-bidder makeup person doesn't know how to fake one properly.

[unslinkychild1]

16. oompa loompa doopity dumb....

After all the hype about how "tan" Kerry was, * looked how fucking ORANGE? It was shrubbie who was POSITIVELY ORANGE. Kerry just looked kinda brown, in a (if you believe it) healthy way. Kerry looked FANTASTIC. Bush looked like the bumbling, stumbling idiot he IS--PAINTED ORANGE.

Oh, and GP*? Did y'all check out his fucking TEETH? I thought the consensus was that GP was HANDSOME???? BLEHCH! But, I noticed, the guy could at least TALK! Is this one of the "little brown ones" that * daddy talked about to win over the Hispanics way back when?

THE guy from Univision, Jorge Ramos, my, how he has aged BADLY!!!! I used to think he was cute. I used to watch this guy EVERY FUCKING NITE cuz my hubbie didn't speak English (I didn't know RAMOS could speak English--it's been a while). I was SURE the guy's eyes USED to be GREEN. Seemed brown tonight.

How the fuck does a debate focused on IRAQ, terrorism, and Ntl Security equate to "we should be talking about CUBA and Latin America????" The candidates never talked about it because the question WAS NEVER FUCKING ASKED!!!!!!!

Remind me not to watch Larry King ever again, eh?

End rant--sorry luvs.

Unslinkychild1

Grrrrrrr, rant, rave, foam, jump up and down, kill tv, and abuse my fellow human beans.

Sorry guys.

FATUNAGILEKID1

[RevCheesehead]

18. Larry King: CNN's petulent, constipated version of Andy Rooney

[Paul Hood]

3. So orange he could work for Willy Wonka. n/t

[RevCheesehead]

4. LOL! Add the green hair...

and it's

"oompa, loompa, dupa-de-doo.
I've got another riddle for you...
oompa, loompa, dupa-dee-dee,
When you lie, you look just like me.


What do you get when the Shrub is a Chimp?
Tilting his head and curling his lip?
"Sending mixed messages" simply went flat...
Karen and Karl, come sit on my lap!

[Must_B_Free]

13. "You let me go out like crap"

[MrScorpio]

5. Lets start calling him Orangutang

I think he looked the part

[theHandpuppet]

6. Either Georgie's blood pressure was sky high...

... or he's definitely on some kind of meds that turn his complexion into that of a pissed-off pumpkin.

[RevCheesehead]

7. Makeup?

Wonder what the Cheneys thought of his color?

[jmowreader]

25. That's what I'm thinking

Everyone knows Kerry has a great tan. Bush couldn't go out there pale, now could he? But instead of making the little dumbass sit for a makeup test (apply makeup to the subject, put the subject in the lit set, and shoot some film then look at it to see where you are) so they could figure out which bronzer to use, they decided to just wing it and see what happened.

And they fucked up. All because Little Georgie hates to wear makeup. If I was so unlucky as to have to be Bush's makeup artist, I woulda put my foot down: if we are going to change Bush's appearance that radically, we are going to test it under lights before Thursday night because my reputation is on the line. I am NOT going to let the President of the United States walk on stage for the most important thing he's done in his life, looking like shit. If he won't test, he gets straight makeup. That we know how to do.

Unfortunately for Bush, wearing makeup is part of his job.

[RevCheesehead]

8. kick

[carpetbagger]

9. Strom Orange, color of tomorrow's terror alert.

George Bush, leash the kids and love the widows.

[LTR]

10. Yeah, I noticed the same thing!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=932821&mesg_id=932821

[Obamarama]

15. Kerry to Bush as they shook hands after debate:

"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape."

Classic line from Planet of the Apes.

[unslinkychild1]

17. hubby kept remarking on

HIS FUCKING EARS and how much he REALLY LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY.

MIND you, he was drunk, but as they say--en vino veritas!

[TrustingDog]

24. that's a pre-gasket blow-up colour... duck and cover.

[KT2000]

11. His hair was orange too

at least on my TV.

Orangutan - that is really exactly what he looked like - but I don't think there are any orangutans that are as petulant.

[RevCheesehead]

12. Calling Dr. Zaius!

Dr. Zaius, one of your chimp-orang hybrids is loose!

[ClassWarrior]

20. POTA reference - love it!

And from a Sconnie, too.

23.

[RevCheesehead]

21. CW: I've been meaning to ask - what's the"23" about?

[ClassWarrior]

22. 23 different excuses for invading Iraq.

And counting.

23.

[annabanana]

19. I think Kerry's make-up crew toned down his tan in response to

the "orange" cracks that were circulating. So when Fox's TV people "oranged-up" the lighting, Kerry looked great and BUSH looked orange.

[MsMagnificent]

23. Chemical tan

They sure do look orange... trust me, this redhead found out the hard way.