shhh... secret, secret, i've got a secret...

[UrbScotty]

Someone at work (not the one I mentioned yesterday as saying he was going to wear that shirt - which he didn't) said today that "The election, I'm happy to say, is over."

He cited polls showing Bush "leading big" in Wisconsin ("That's what happens when you mispronounce 'Lambert' Field") and Missouri. He talked about Bush leading by a point in Pennsylvania ("statistically, that's nothing," I said), and "closing" Kerry's lead to five in Michigan.

Folks, don't tell them, but they're getting cocky.

[Vincardog]

1. Tell him Little king george worships the Golden Calf and is GOING DOWN BI

G

[whistle]

Pew poll put Bush and Kerry dead even at 46% to 46%...

...so bush's bounce from the RNC has faded totally away (was 52% * to 44% Kerryright after RNC).

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. Tell him

that he doesn't have to go vote for Bush then, since he's so far ahead....don't bother to tell him about all the new voters and how Kerry folks are undaunted by polls.

[UrbScotty]

5. Perhaps I should have shouted "BADNARIK 2004!"

He voted Libertarian in 1988.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

13. Absolutely!

If this guy has libertarian leanings, there's no way he can like the Patriot Act. Suggest he vote Libertarian to send Bush a message.

[Catholic Sensation]

3. Lambert Field?

what the fuck is that?

[fishnfla]

7. Kerry was campaigning in Wis

and he misspoke the name of Lambeau field. The GOP is trying to use that as a wedge issue. wisconsin hicks only care about the packers and now they wont vote for Kerry because *gasp* he does even know the name of the stadium of the packers. Oh the humanity!

[Randypiper]

11. I'm amazed.

They won't vote for Kerry because he got the name of a stadium wrong but they will vote for * who bombed the wrong country.

[foo_bar]

15. republicans prefer the french-sounding name

[Grassroots Mom]

12. But Bush mangles everything.

and that's part of his "charm."

[OilemFirchen]

4. Thank gawd.

The more puggies that stay home on election day, the fewer polling places that'll have to be fumigated later.

Win, win sez I.

[CrispyQ]

9. What the hell is Bush doing in that photo?

...but I guess when you have no heart you can't place your hand over it!

[wickywom]

10. Is that picture real?

i'm putting it on my fridge immediately

[OilemFirchen]

14. Ahyup!

Somebody needs to tell the moron that his hand's not s'posed to cover his brain, eh?

[wickywom]

16. Where ,when...

I leave imprtant info on the fridge for visiters.

[OilemFirchen]

17. 9/11 Memorial, last Saturday (N/T)

[wickywom]

18. oh my god

he is such an idiot, and i don't use that word lightly....
I'm sending it to my dad right now- he just switched over at least for this year-
a lifetime Republican from a family of midwestern republicans.

[Jaybird]

20. what is ted olson doing...

..doing in that photo? whats with that napoleonesque gesture he has going?

maybe he can't find his heart?

[KC21304]

6. Tell him at least Kerry's Sec of Defense will not

get Saddam and Osama mixed up twice in a speech. And his Lambert flub didn't cost the lives of any of our military.

[Indiana_Dem]

8. Good. Now they'll feel complacent and we'll just keep on

chugging along getting voter's registered and doing whatever we have to do on the ground, right!?!?:bounce: :thumbsup:

[UrbScotty]

19. That's right

As I said, don't tell anyone outside DU about this post!

[RevCheesehead]

21. WI for *? I think not.