Hey teabaggers! We're coming for your Grandma!

[onehandle]

I've applied for a Death Panel seat.

Say goodbye to Republican Grandmas!

[tridim]

1. Let's outsource it to ACORN.

[lapfog_1]

2. And pay them Zillions of dollars

for choosing who dies and who lives!

[BrklynLiberal]

3. My nomination for a Republican Grandma to go tothe death panels..

[Catshrink]

9. I was thinking of this one:

Covering the bases with lots of lapel pins! (Is she cross-eyed or cock-eyed. Or am I allowed to ask?)

[BrklynLiberal]

11. That is an excellent choice!!!!!! She can go first.

[geek tragedy]

4. Death by socialism! nt

[NoAmericanTaliban]

5. Unplug Teabagging Grandmas from Socialism

Teabaggers want socialism out of their lives.. Want gov't out of health care ...then get off Medicare or SS disability & buy your own private insurance. Have your kids support you like in the 'good ol days'and stop being a burden to faceless taxpayers.

I want to be on the death panel as well... guess I'll have to start working for an insurance company.

[onehandle]

6. Death Panels walk down streets in groups of five wearing black armbands.

When they spot a Grandma, they conference for a minimum of 30 seconds to a maximum of 2 minutes (by regulation). If Grandma doesn't meet our standards, a large black X will be spray painted onto her front door. A few minutes later a black dump truck will be dispatched to collect her and put her into the bed. Resistance is futile.

Next stop... Soylent Green.

Obama's Death Panelists will not be insurance company employees. They will be selected from Democrats that voted for him.

[phleshdef]

7. ...and we are gonna smack her in the face with a fist full of actual healthcare coverage!

[old mark]

10. ...and really make it hurt!

Confiscate her xmas tree.

mark

[AspenRose]

8. Is this going to be part of the War on Christmas?

Grandma can get run over by some reindeers. Two birds with one stone!