(LOL!) Sasha Obama Orders Secret Service Agent To Stop Squirming During Makeover

[proteus_lives]

"WASHINGTON—According to White House sources, first daughter Sasha Obama, 8, issued a direct order to Special Agent James Warren of the Secret Service yesterday, instructing the officer to refrain from squirming while he underwent a full makeover. "Hey, stop moving, lady," Sasha yelled as she augmented the 36-year-old former Navy Seal's physical appearance with a series of exotic rouges, eye shadows, and sparkly lip balms. "Yay! Pretty!" Moments after the 8-year-old accessorized the twice-decorated Warren with a variety of charm bracelets, he was summoned from the White House to accompany a group of visiting Syrian dignitaries."

The Onion, always gold.

This made me laugh for another reason. It made me think of a picture of my dad from the late '70s. My dad (A big, tough ex-army type himself.) was convinced by my mother to put on a big, puffy pink bunny suit for a family Easter day celebration. The picture is him in the bunny suit in middle of a sea of little cousins, nephews and nieces. Even through the big head he makes it clear, he is not doing this of his own free-will.

Cross-post from the Lounge!

[NYC_SKP]

1. Cute storie, er, cute stories!

Puffy Pink Bunny Suit, YAY!

[vaberella]

2. If only this was real. Hilarious...you guys had me laughing out loud in my school library.

The French are when there are abrupt bursts of laughter.