Latest conspiracy theory: Obama is a Robot (I shit you not)

[Ian David]

The theory is that the REAL Obama is still in Kenya, but the one in The White House is a ROBOT.


You can listen to a discussion of it here, starting at 50 minutes into the podcast. http://media.libsyn.com/media/swgpodcast/SWGwYaMB_Episode_118.mp3



Episode 118 - From the Couch 2

If you remember from our last episode we are currently in the process of moving into a new recording studio. Unfortunately, construction was delayed when the contractor uncovered a nest of lava fleas in Yivvits' house but do not fear, for here is another "From the Couch" episode! Listen as we discuss topics such as: what we've been up to, does SWG have enough developers, and potted plants!


Direct download: SWGwYaMB_Episode_118.mp3
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FYI: The people in the podcast do NOT believe Obama is a Robot.

[jgraz]

1. I KNEW IT!!!!11111!!!

It's clear that no human could produce those long pauses while speaking.

[Clio the Leo]

2. That makes more sense than any I've heard so far....

.... they may actually be right this time.

[SIMPLYB1980]

3. Dammit he is Cylon. Why can't people understand that!!!11!

[uponit7771]

4. +!!!

[DavidDvorkin]

5. Ooo! Lotsa Boomers!

That would be okay with me.

[SIMPLYB1980]

6. Have to say Boomer is my favorite as well.

[DavidDvorkin]

7. Imagine zillions of copies

all over the earth.

[SIMPLYB1980]

9. I have.

:spank:

[RichGirl]

25. Can I have one....please, please, please.....

[elshiva]

11. There was actually an African-American male cylon on BSG!

Remember the doctor who tried to farm out Starbuck on Caprica? That proves it.

[DavidDvorkin]

18. That's right

What was done with the organs removed from Starbuck was one of the many interesting subplots the writers didn't know what to do with.

But I know this isn't the place for a rant about the disappointment that BSG ended up being, after such a brilliant start.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

8. Bush was a clone though so they said

Bush was supposed to be an experimental chimp

[Oregone]

10. Its true. The smarter original already shot himself

What can I say? He was smarter

[rebel with a cause]

15. I thought bush was a puppet.

So I would think a robot would be a step up. Robot has programed intelligence....puppet has no intelligence. :tinfoilhat: for all the robot thinkers.

[Arkana]

12. Prepare to be assimilated.

[Cha]

13. He's so perfect they

think(?)he's a robot? Get freakshow orly on the case.

[TayTay]

14. I once called a man a "machine" but

the context was totally different and I think he took it as a compliment.

Barack Obama is the Swiss Army Knife of politicians. Something for everyone.

[HopeOverFear]

24. Naughty naughty!

[question everything]

16. So soon? I was so sure that he could keep this up for at least 7 years

There must be a leak someplace..

[Norrin Radd]

17. I thought he was a Vulcan?

[ProgressOnTheMove]

19. It Arnie was the robot but they get fact and fiction totally confused.

[EmilyAnne]

20. Nooooo! The thing is Barack Hussein Obama has a secret, identical, evil twin. His twin is in

Kenya, but every now and then they switch places.
Just for fun.

[SIMPLYB1980]

22. Yep evil twin as well. I haz proff!

[Forkboy]

21. Obama is a victim of some the most horrendous photoshops.

:)

[old mark]

23. I still say I always thought he was Japanese....nt

[Manifestor_of_Light]

26. They think he's cloned from Akhenaton, the pharoah.

No shit.

Because he looks like the guy on the wall in Egypt. Remember that one?

[Orsino]

27. This is what happens when we let people vote for Schwarzenegger.

They start to take Schwarzenegger seriously.

[mwb970]

28. Obama could eliminate this controversy if he would just show us his DNA!

It has long been obvious to me that the only place left to go in the wackaloons' relentless attempts to discredit Obama is to finally declare that he is not human. After that, I don't know where they go. He doesn't even exist? He's a hologram?

:eyes: