Orly Taitz is a fraud!

[Catshrink]

I was trying to avoid doing some work tonight and did a little searching. Can you believe that Orly has "fabricated" her life? What are the odds that the Mascara Madam who crusades against Obama's "fraudulent" life is herself a gigantic fraud?

I found this from Encyclopedia Dramatica:

Description
Known as the Birther-in chief, Orly Taitz is a Russian immigrant and attorney in the state of California. As far as her description goes, that is where sanity stops and the unreality begins. She has a dental degree from some Israeli university, she has a mail order law degree from someplace, and she claims to be a real estate agent. All of these claims have a bit of quasi-truth to them, but quickly melt away under a tiny bit of scrutiny. Also, since she was raised under the Soviet regime in Russia during the cold war, she (like most ex-commie Russians) has a paranoid streak a mile wide; considering any sort of opposition part of the “Obama Thugs” who are out to silence her…possibly forever. (queue sinister music)

Lies

1. Orly lied that she escaped from the Soviet Union 20 yrs ago. That would be 1989. But in 1987 Orly was married in Las Vegas USA as an established resident of California.

2. There is no record of her immigration, arrival in USA or naturalization, although records for those events are publicly available for the years from her birth through present day.

3. Orly’s had 3 anchor babies. Isaac Yitzhak Taitz, 14 Jul 1989, Benjamin Samuel Taitz,7 Oct 1991, Ronald Michaeladam Taitz, 3 Sep 1993. When Orly registered Ronald’s birth Orly fraudulently gave her maiden name as Auerbuch instead of Averbuch. Maybe both are fake names, because there is no record of her in the official list of Soviet Citizens from 1960-1987.

4. Orly claims Orly got her dental degree from Hebrew University in Israel. Was that before or after her “escape” from the Soviet Union? Hebrew U does not have a record of her on their Alumni list. A fake dental degree explains the dozens of dental malpractice suits filed against her.

5. Orly paid someone to take the California Bar exam for her. Her lack of knowledge of the law and of legal procedures supports this. Her terrible grammar and spelling shows her lack of formal education and supports the theory her dental degree is fake, and of course her unaccredited online law school required no prerequisites or LSAT.

6. There is no record of her in the list of California Registered voters.

7. The same year as her marriage, husband Yosef opened Daylight Chemical Information Company, even though he has no degree listed anywhere.

8. Orly claims she is also a realtor but that is another lie. Her license was revoked years ago.

9. Orly calls herself a Constitutional law expert, but besides the obvious fact that Orly doesn’t understand it at all. Orly’s never had a case before, other than defending herself against malpractice.

10. Orly claimed that her website and Paypal account were hacked by invisible boogiemen.

11. Claims that the Constitution requires for both of the president's parents to be natural born citizens as well. Particularly lulzy since this is so blatantly easy to prove as untrue.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Orly_Taitz

Oh, and for some real fun, check out this remix of her appearance on MSNBC

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/07/orly-taitzs-ms...

[tabatha]

1. Wow, how does she sleep at night. What a nut.

[Canuckistanian]

6. Nutcases usually sleep VERY well at night

It's the daylight hours they have problem with.

[Catshrink]

10. Drugs.

It's gotta be the drugs.

[Sarah Ibarruri]

2. Does the GOP simply have no one with self-respect, intelligence, or someone who's not an out and out

liar or criminal?

[Mist]

5. Maybe it means only total loons and idjits are willing to hire themselves out as astroturfers. nt

[Sarah Ibarruri]

7. True. What's amazing is that so many imbeciles believe a-holes like that one! nt

[The_Casual_Observer]

3. Only Frank Abagnale could match this piece of work. She sounds & looks more like

a Hungarian gypsy than a russian.

[Mist]

4. Thanks for your informative post. I hadn't seen a pic of Orly before--she looks

like centipedes are glued to her eyelids. Nasty.

[Catshrink]

11. Very strange looking, for sure.

Check out that video.... It's almost sad.

I don't know how credible Encyclopedia Dramatic is - but it is fun!

[bridgit]

8. No doubt, right down to those completely fraudulent eyelashes...

"2. There is no record of her immigration, arrival in USA or naturalization, although records for those events are publicly available for the years from her birth through present day"

If even *that* is the case show her the door deport her, from the classic mold of a ham-handed Lucian Goldberg & Donald Segretti she is violating the proper dispensation of American ideals and good office - she's a spook - someone knows why she's here and they are supporting her under laws that would get certain other 'agent provocateurs' transported elsewhere w/o any further prejudice where applicable and I say she should be allowed to be there

[Catshrink]

9. It's delicious irony.

But... I just found the Encyclopedia Dramatica tonight and know nothing about it. Who knows how credible it is? It could be as bogus as Orly but it is fun reading. And a good diversion.

[jwirr]

12. USSR mole?

[Catshrink]

13. Interesting thought

And she was left behind after the USSR collapsed? I could see her as a spy -- but I'd think a spy would have a better cover and blend in. She really does stand out -- maybe she went off the deep end after the collapse.

[jwirr]

23. Yeah, I am in one of those moods and forgot the sarcasm button.

She would make a terrible spy.

[Historic NY]

14. she calls herself esquire on her new site...have we seen she birther queen certificate?

http://www.zaiusnation.com/whackawingnut/index.html

[Catshrink]

15. I think esquire is a title for lawyers.

Very few of them seem to use it though -- it's kind of pretentious.

[Teaser]

16. You do know Encyclopedia Dramatica is /b/'s private toy?

amirite?

[Catshrink]

17. Nope...

I'd never seen the site until tonight. Pardon my ignorance, but who is /b/?

[Teaser]

20. image board on 4chan

http://www.4chan.org /

don't fuck with them. they will make you miserable.

[Ikonoklast]

21. /b/ gets a lot off stuff right.

But I am fairly certain there is some "truthiness" involved somewhere in that bio.

[Teaser]

22. /b/ does get a lot right...

but /b/ also has no problem lying if it makes them laugh.

[blogslut]

28. Discerning truth from lulz on ED is difficult but not impossible

Usually, if the "fact" is outrageous, it's bogus. However, when it comes to DOX, nobody can top ED-/b/

[Teaser]

32. meh, the casual racism

and torture of unfortunate individuals (Chin-Chan anyone?) doesn't really do it for me.

Their anti-scientology work is nice though.

[msallied]

35. 4chan = Illuminati of the 21st Century

That place freaks me out a little.

[invictus]

18. K&R

[mscuedawg]

19. When is she ever going to go back to Saturday Night Live???

I love her as the Medicine Lady!

[shellgame26]

24. and water is wet

[rvablue]

25. One can only wonder when her family will finally step in.

A&E could do an episode of "Intervention" on her.

[damonm]

26. I am shocked -SHOCKED -

to find Dr. Taitz is less than a pillar of integrity...

Do I really need it?

[Brother Buzz]

27. Orly Taitz, DDS, Esq., Black Belt

Ain't America grand?

[8 track mind]

39. She's a black belt??????/

In what?

[Brother Buzz]

41. Karate. Or Taekwondo. Or Judo. Or something.

I heard her volunteer she had a black belt during one of her wacky interviews, but never understood what field. Does it matter, beyond the fact her martial arts degree is just as suspect as her other degrees?

[8 track mind]

42. mail order black belt i bet

she wouldn't last 10 seconds in a real dojo. She seems vastly too 'whiney' to go through with it

[Brother Buzz]

43. I would not discount a cereal box

Plus the sugar content might have allowed her back peddle fast enough to last fifteen seconds, just long enough for her opponent and the audience to stop laughing.

[zulchzulu]

29. Fire is hot too!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

30. And the Pacitic Ocean is EXTEMELY MOIST...

I don't mean any offense to the OP (good summary of Taitz's lies), but the Subject Line could have come courtesy of the "U.S. Dept. of No Shit, Sherlock"!

Seriously, though. Props to the OP because this is a quite useful thread.

[Bad Thoughts]

31. Transliteration!

Far from defending Taitz, but at least a few of these things might be cleared up by paying attention to how names are transliterated between spelling systems and between languages. It's telling that you think she deceives the public by giving her maiden name as both Auerbuch and Averbuch, names that are more than likely versions of the same thing. Keep in mind:

1. Names are spelled differently in different languages and different spelling systems.
2. Just because Cyrillic has both an "a" and a "u" does not mean that the diphthong "au" (German in origin) is spelled the same way in Russian.
3. Hebrew has no way of representing the diphthong "au". There is really only one vowel, alef, that is used when a word or syllable begins with a vowel. Otherwise, vowel sounds are understood rather than written. Often dots are used as pronunciation guides, but those are like training wheels--not really part of the word itself.
4. Yiddish transliterated Germanic words and names by substituting "vav" (v) for "u".
5. In Israel, there is some pressure to Hebraicize names, whether that means writing them in a way that is consistent with Hebrew pronunciation or taking on a new name that has the same meaning. Since "au" is not in Hebrew ...
6. Immigrants to the US oftentimes have difficulties settling on an acceptable representation of their names. Some have been given "suggestions" by immigration authorities that are more in line with Anglo-American standards (that's how my family got a Scottish name, though we have not one drop of blood from the British Islands). Some languages assign surnames in ways different from us (notice how many times Kos has had to correct one of his critics?).
7. Being married probably made settling on a Romanized form of her maiden name less than important.

To get at the core of Taitz story, you need to keep these variations in mind, noting that they may not be part of a deception. She may lie in other ways, but spelling just reveals cultural insensitivity.

[Catshrink]

49. I agree.

I thought a couple of the "lies" were a bit of a stretch for the reasons you mentioned.

[KingFlorez]

33. She's the one that needs to be investigated

Her real name and citizenship status is basically unknown and she has faked her education, yet she is fighting to have Obama release his birth certificate? Let's see her birth certificate, lets she her immigration papers, we need to know if she's here legally.

[brooklynite]

34. Wait a minute! Are you trying to tell me she's NOT...

...a Dentist?

[jberryhill]

36. Francisco Franco Is Still Dead!

[Cleita]

37. Now that I look at her, she reminds me of someone I knew back in the

seventies, who was very smart and could absorb an astonishing amount of facts sitting in the library. She had the same platinum, bleached, blond hair and weird eye make-up. This acquaintance had an English accent though. She would pop up in the unlikeliest jobs as an expert. Once, when I ran into her, she told me she was working as a gas engineer (?). I was rather incredulous and asked her when she got her degree to which she replied that she didn't need one because she went to the library and learned all she needed to know and that she had aced the interview to get a job with a company like Pacific Gas and Electric but I'm not sure that's the company. I don't remember. She was incredibly talented and whatever she put her mind to she mastered. The last I heard of her, another friend and her husband had been invited to a posh beach party in Malibu. She told me that said acquaintance was wearing the tiniest bikini and looked great in it. She was a physical fitness buff. I'd say with plastic surgery and face lifts to make her look younger, Orly could be her except for the accent. The person I know would be in her seventies now. I just wonder. Could Orly be the biggest impostor of them all? I can't believe there are two on the face of this earth like them.

[8 track mind]

38. Jim Ward of the Stephanie Miller show has been having a very good time with her

"Let me finish! Let me finish!"

[JuniperLea]

45. The Emmy Award Winning Jim Ward...

Get it right, bub!



Jim rules... he really does.

[8 track mind]

46. Wrong!!!

thats the emmy award winning voice deity, jim ward!

[JuniperLea]

47. Well! That is certainly...

Apocryphal but true!

[8 track mind]

50. ......

[unapatriciated]

40. There is trouble in River City aka Laguna Niguel

Birther Defects
Members of the anti-Obama ‘eligibility’ movement are breaking their ties with Laguna Niguel attorney Orly Taitz......
In a Santa Ana federal courtroom on Sept. 8, Dr. Orly Taitz had a clear message for Judge David O. Carter: Lucas Smith, a witness whom she had brought from the Dominican Republic that morning, had to testify that day—before it was too late.

“The biggest issue we have today is that evidence is disappearing,” said the Laguna Niguel dentist, lawyer and real-estate agent who is attempting to sue President Barack Obama out of office. “We have a number of parties that had evidence, that had knowledge that might be detrimental to the defense, that were found dead. . . . We have the most important, the most crucial witness. We have to be able to work something that they can hear what he says, that you can hear what he says, that there is a record of it. . . . If, God forbid, something happens to this witness, at least we will have his testimony here.”

Carter didn’t oblige. After all, Taitz’s lawsuit against Obama hadn’t even reached the discovery stage, and the defense had been given no notice that she planned to call a witness that day. But Taitz ended up being right about one thing: Smith, who says he obtained Obama’s original birth certificate in Kenya, likely won’t get another chance to testify in Santa Ana. A week after the hearing, he says he has cut ties with Taitz because she asked him to lie under oath, making him the latest in a string of “birthers” to publicly criticize the woman who has become the face of the movement.
p://www.ocweekly.com/2009-09-24/news/birther-orly-taitz-bar...


The OC published a lengthy and informative article on Orly in June of 2009 where states she immigrated from Israel in 1987.
http://www.ocweekly.com/2009-06-18/news/orly-taitz/1

[JuniperLea]

44. "dentist, lawyer and real-estate agent"

Unscheduled flight and storm door company? What gives with these people?

[Lerkfish]

48. in other news, water is wet.

[busybl]

51. Judith Light played

husband killer Marie Hilley. In the film she wore a wig exactly like this and indeed looked just like our pal Oily.