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Doctor_J Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 10:08 AM
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I got a flu shot last Friday
Shit. Now I can't stop reading the Communist Manifesto, the Koran, and It Takes A Village.

They were right!!! Someone help me!!!!
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RaleighNCDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 10:10 AM
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1. Well, you can't say you weren't warned. nt
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phantom power Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 10:10 AM
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2. I'm sorry. Are you also wearing a beret?
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Doctor_J Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 10:11 AM
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5. Not yet. Is that next?
Do I have to grow a beard too?
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phantom power Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 10:16 AM
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10. A goatee. And black turtleneck sweaters.
Sportsjackets with leather elbow pads.
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Grinchie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 03:44 PM
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16. The finals symptoms are the Bongo's. It's always the Bongo's
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Jim Lane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 08:20 PM
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20. I think after that he'll want to marry another man (n/t)
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 10:10 AM
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3. How soon did this take effect? I got my shot on Saturday morning!
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Doctor_J Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 03:31 PM
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13. Should be any minute now
When you trade your tin foil hat for a Che' Beret, you'll know you're doomed.
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 04:14 PM
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17. Damn you, vaccine!
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 10:10 AM
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4. Are you autistic yet?
:shrug:
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Doctor_J Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 10:11 AM
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6. Not that I can tell
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Doctor_J Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 10:12 AM
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7. Not that I can tell
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Doctor_J Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 10:12 AM
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9. Not that I can tell
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grantcart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 03:34 PM
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14. no but he has a terrible case of the hic ups -- or is it turrets syndrome
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 10:12 AM
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8. You made me laugh - well done! nt
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emilyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 01:18 PM
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11. Me, too. LOL
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Doctor_J Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 03:24 PM
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12. Damn - it's getting worse
Edited on Wed Sep-16-09 03:34 PM by Doctor_J
I now find that I have to sit and watch "Sicko" for hours on end.

This is even worse than the freepers warned of :scared:
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Grinchie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 03:43 PM
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15. You mean you didn't drink the Vitamin Fortified Kool-Aid prior?
OMG!
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andym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 04:17 PM
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18. You got the seasonal flu shot, you may want the swine flu shot when available
The seasonal shot gives no protection against H1N1 swine flu.
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gauguin57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 04:54 PM
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19. Comrade, please keep your voice down.
We don't want the rabble to know what's about to happen to them.
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 09:42 PM
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21. You know there was an aborted fetus in that shot?
:rofl:
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Grinchie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 10:13 PM
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23. Or at least a part of that aborted Chicken embryo.
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ohheckyeah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 10:12 PM
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22. actually you are dead and just don't know it yet.
:-)
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