Tim Pawlenty - Compassionate Conservative and Family Values Republican

[dflprincess]

This was originally posted in the Minnesota Forum by "woo me with science" in June 2007. I think it's something that should be pulled up now and again until Pawlenty goes down in flames.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=160&topic_id=26168

Caught a creepy segment on the FM 107 morning show (Ian and Margery--A Balanced Breakfast). Mary Pawlenty has been guest hosting with Ian.

Yesterday Mary Pawlenty told a long anecdote about when she got appendicitis and Tim Pawlenty was an insensitive lout. It was supposed to be a rib-slapping funny commentary about silly husbands but instead came off as creepy and disturbing. It was a long story, starting out when she doubled over in pain at home when appendicitis struck. Everyone laughed as she described how she was curled on the bedroom floor in a fetal position begging to be taken to the emergency room, but that rascal Tim Pawlenty told her to wait until morning to go to the regular clinic instead.

After she kept moaning and begging, and the pain got more and more excruciating, he finally agreed, reluctantly, to take her to the hospital. Despite her protestations, he decided he wanted to take a shower first. Ha ha ha!!! She described lying on the floor afraid she was dying, and begging her children to bang on the shower door to ask their father to call 911. She said he was unmoved (Ha ha ha! Those crazy Republican husbands!) and took a nice, long shower before leisurely driving her to the hospital.

Once at the hospital, he decided he really didn't feel like hanging around in the ER waiting room. While she was moaning in agony and waiting for the doctor, he told her he was leaving and put his car keys into her shoe so that she could drive herself home later! What a card! What a funny husband he is!

Then you should have heard the guffaws as she described being wheeled into surgery, alone and in despair, thinking, "I thought I had a family, but I have NO ONE!" Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!! Then, after the surgery, Tim finally showed up in the post-op room in his suit. However, he immediately asked her if she really needed him to stay, and he left as soon as he could. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! You know how MEN are!!!! Ha!

The story went on and on like this for about 10 minutes, and everyone was howling at that rascal husband Tim Pawlenty, who has no empathy.

Today (surprise, surprise) they had Tim Pawlenty on to do damage control. The lovebirds traded affectionate barbs, and he told HIS side of the story, which was that he had to leave quickly to take care of the children and make sure they made it to school.

This is the caring governor we need. This is clearly the man who will bring healthcare to Minnesota's children.

[Clio the Leo]

1. Well DUH! He had to go do a bridge inspection!!!

.......... or not.

[Arugula Latte]

2. Hope they don't have a dog or a cat. Sounds like he & Mitt Romney have similar levels of compassion.

:scared:

[GrilledCheeses]

3. Wow. just wow.

[uponit7771]

4. Pawlenty sounds scarier than Bush...a NUM 1 ASSHOLE

[treestar]

5. Explain why liberal states that vote blue for President and sent

Democrats to Congress end up with Repuke governors.

[dflprincess]

7. Three way races

Pawlenty won with something like 35% in his first race and 45% in the second. Minnesota's governor's races have made us the poster state for instant runoff voting.

[Odin2005]

8. Ventura-ist candidates take votes away from the Dems

[Arkana]

11. Weak Democratic candidates combined with well-funded Republicans

who are REALLY good liars (MA).

[msanthrope]

6. Thank you, Mary Pawlenty!!!!!!! n/t

[Lydia Leftcoast]

9. Another example of his compassionate conservatism:

Cutting health assistance for the poorest (THE poorest) residents of the state in order to avoid raising taxes on corporations (as proposed by the Dems).

[Proud Liberal Dem]

10. Gawd!!!!! That story sounds awful!

One of the leading candidates for Pub nominee in 2012, eh? I'm sure women would just swoon over him once they hear THIS story! :eyes:
•Family values• indeed!
:wtf:

[USA_1]

12. Pawlenty = Top Asshole In Minnesota

That jerk has run up the state's deficit and has eliminated public service jobs to save money. Despite that, he has pushed for publicly financed stadiums for millionaire players and billionaire owners.

Pawlenty is the type of SOB who never found a welfare scheme for the wealthy that he didn't like.

[struggle4progress]

13. Hey, it's not like Tim ignores Mary when she complains on the air about their marriage!