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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:00 AM
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Unmasked! The folks behind the fake birth certificate! I got pictures!!
Edited on Mon Aug-03-09 09:31 AM by proud2BlibKansan
They believe DESCENT IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTIC





And FEEDOM DOESN'T COME FREE





They value EDUCTAION





And the SACTITY OF MARRIAGE





They voted for BUHS





Their STUNDENTS voted for McCain





They support English as the OFFICAL language





And of course they support our SOLIDERS





Due to the crappy economy, business has been slow





So they have some time on their hands. But they can't afford to organize a CONFERENECE





And Since OBAMA IS A HALF BREED MUSLIN





They are just doing their patriotic duty.


So get a brain and give them a brake.





After all they are just MAVRIKS.










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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:08 AM
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1. Muslin? Well that's the problem
I'm a percale guy myself.
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blackbart99 Donating Member (421 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 05:54 AM
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156. Muslin...
The preferred sheet to wear over your head. At least a 1000 thread count.
:hide: These people really scare me. They are getting out of control. Their
handlers don't have a very good grip on the leash. Good post :yourock:
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:10 AM
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2. Oooh, a new one for my collection.
I hadn't seen the last one before.

I think I'd rather be a "SOCIALEST" than a "MAVRik"

k/r!
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:22 AM
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7. I know. It's a tough call for me.
LOL
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The Wielding Truth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 06:38 PM
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109. What about "STUNDENTS"! I love it. HA! Oh,my. That's perfect.
:rofl:
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 08:23 PM
Response to Reply #109
118. Saw that one live on teevee
And googled for days till I finally found the picture.
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:12 AM
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3. Marriage is between a television stand and a lamp shade?
Wow. Didn't know that.
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:16 AM
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4. Regarding the SACTITY OF MARRIAGE
I had no idea that Rectangle Man and Triangle Man were the two sacred parts of marriage.

Triangle Man, Triangle Man
Triangle Man hates Particle Man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle Man
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:23 AM
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8. LOL!
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Bluenorthwest Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:19 AM
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5. Obama agrees with some of those signs, but I do not

I am sick of people pretending that the DNC supports equality. The DNC agrees with the birther with the anti-equality sign. Deal with that fact. The DNC does not support equal rights for all, nor does Obama. So you are mocking these people for agreeing with the DNC. Cool, hypocritical, but cool. The only difference between their bigots and ours is ours spell better.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:25 AM
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9. WTF are you talking about?
The DNC that Howard Dean used to run? THAT DNC?
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berni_mccoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:46 AM
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13. Some people have totally lost it here.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:57 AM
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22. No doubt
Maybe he meant DLC?
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Bluenorthwest Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:58 AM
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23. The DNC that Tim Kaine runs. Kaine is opposed to civil unions
and shares Obama's agreement with the 'Sactity of marriage' birther. Sorry. But they do not support equal rights, Tim Kaine is more adamant against all rights than Obama, who sells the 'God is in the mix, marriage is a Divine Union, one man, one woman' thing while softly kind of supporting some form of civil unions.
Howard got shown the door. Dr Dean's tenure is the past, over and done. Join the moment. The DNC does not support marriage equality. Period. Obama himself speaks in terms of religion, Sanctity of marriage, all of that crap. If you do not like it, tell the President, please. But pretending that the Party supports what the party opposes is simply a self serving pat on the back. Undeserved.
The thread would be great without the part where you pretend that 'they' oppose equality while 'we' support it. Obama opposes marriage equality. Kaine opposes even civil Unions. Howard Doesn't Live Here Anymore.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:00 AM
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24. Sorry. I agree with you on gay marriage
But to say that our party is in agreement with the Birthers is insane.
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Bluenorthwest Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:15 AM
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28. It is a tool to hyperbolize the self serving nature of pretending
that the DNC supports equality unlike the stupid birthers. What is insane, in all due respect, is to ask people who are actually fighting for specific rights to pretend that a politician who does not support those rights does support them. Obama does not support marriage equality. Kaine opposes even civil unions. They say this in public, in detail, for months on end now.
No one refutes what I am saying, but of course they question my sanity, because that is how one makes a strong stand in debate. Not with facts but with insinuations about the messenger.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:37 AM
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31. I am very disappointed with Obama on education
But that doesn't make me jump on the Birther bandwagon. :crazy:
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polmaven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:22 AM
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36. Where do the BIRTHERS
fit into any of this conversation? If you want to compare the DNC - or the DLC, for that matter, with Freepers, or the like, that is one thing...but the birthers? How do they equate with DOMA or DADT? :shrug:
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jamesatemple Donating Member (176 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 07:39 AM
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161. Whoa! Are you advocating that we all think alike?
You claim that "What is insane...is to ask people...to pretend that a politician who does not support those rights does support them." Just exactly who is it that is asking for this false pretense? Why do you care whether or not "Obama does not support marriage equality." He has expressed that he supports civil unions. It could be that other progressives also support civil unions. As a Secular Humanist, I differ with Obama's opinion and the like opinion of others, suspecting that their positions are predicated upon religious belief.

In my humble opinion, marriage is a choice made by two people who love each other, regardless of sex, commemorated by whatever rites the couple may choose, and subject to the provisions and benefits of law available to any and all heterosexual couples. But, as long as progress is being made, step by step, state by state, my opinion will not cause me to disparage others who do not agree with me. I will publicly disagree with actions, not opinions, that are counter to what I hold to be just and honorable. I have seen no evidence of Obama or any other progressive acting to prevent the individual states from enacting legislation that supports my view.

You and I have never, and probably will never, have an opportunity to sit down together with a beer of choice (if you so choose) and discuss our opinions. Certainly, it is not for me to question your sanity because our opinions might or might not vary on some subject. But, what I will ask you is, "Is it a responsible and just position to condemn the opinion of others, so long as progress is being made toward what you consider an optimum goal?"

Frankly, that action would make Don Quixote look like a piker. How are you going to get a reasonable decision from a jury that is made up of folks that believe that the omnipotent creator of the trillion galaxy universe came to our tiny Milky Way, proceeded to an obscure, medium-sized star out in the hinterlands, three-fifths of the way from galactic center and impregnated a Jewish virgin in order to give humankind a chance at either Utopia or eternal torture? And you expect these same folks would make an opinion like yours? Good grief! Get over the hope of changing minds; work hard on changing actions. A tiny bit of progress has been made, but not nearly enough. We don't have time to worry about what a person may think; we must take whatever time is necessary to see that equality and justice are extended to every citizen.
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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 12:17 PM
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176. Extremely Belated Welcome to DU!



:toast:
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jamesatemple Donating Member (176 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 01:31 PM
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181. You are very kind!
Thank you for the enthusiastic welcome. I've been a member for quite a while but don't post much. I really do enjoy the open-minded attitude of this group even when some disagree with others. It seems to me to be a part of the great conversation that has been continuing over the centuries. We won't ever "get it right", I think, but maybe we'll make small corrections over time that will benefit all of us.
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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 01:44 PM
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183. Agreed. Have fun! nt.
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muffin1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 01:33 PM
Response to Reply #28
182. Oh,
Edited on Tue Aug-04-09 01:34 PM by muffin1
kwitcher bitchin'. Don't you know that calling out Obama about his view on equal rights is heresy on DU?



:eyes:
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MNDemNY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:02 PM
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59. Did some idiot hack this DUer's log in?
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AtheistCrusader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:22 PM
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90. Um, actually, I think that was a right wing protester walking in front of pro-equality protestors.
The people in the foreground do not match the protest signs in the background.
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The Doctor. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:20 AM
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6. I, for one, am proud that our military is composed of Soliders.
It's good to have a solider military.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:27 AM
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10. Oops forgot the one from a recent rally. I think this is Moran guy's girlfriend
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The Doctor. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:48 AM
Response to Reply #10
14. Ow-Ow-Ow-Ow! OW! OW!
Oh my eyes!
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countingbluecars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:48 AM
Response to Reply #10
16. Too funny!
Recycled underwear.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:52 AM
Response to Reply #16
19. Now you know when I saw that picture I was immediately reminded of
a parent or two I have known. :)
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polmaven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:24 AM
Response to Reply #10
37. OMG!
Is that what I think it is?
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:22 PM
Response to Reply #37
47. That depends
What do you think it is?
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POAS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:48 PM
Response to Reply #47
80. Depends? She used those to ...um....
fill out the other end?
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polmaven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 08:20 AM
Response to Reply #47
165. My question was
answered down thread! It must be really sad to not be able to afford a sports bra, and need to rip (not even cut) your man's underpants and pull them over your head.....poor woman!!1!!1!
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xxqqqzme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:00 PM
Response to Reply #10
49. I want to see this from the front.
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POAS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:49 PM
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81. You mean the back...that's the front of the hanes.
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tomreedtoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:15 PM
Response to Reply #10
52. Hey, this is just recycling. The shorts had a hole in them...
...and so she got a brain, you morans, and made use of them. The front side even has this nice little flap for peek-a-boo cleavage if she wants to cheer on the soliders.
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Enrique Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:17 PM
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53. is there a name for that garment?
:scared:
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madmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:07 PM
Response to Reply #53
62. That's called hillbilly chic.
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GinaMaria Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 06:20 PM
Response to Reply #53
106. boxer-brief tank? or just brief tank?
truly horrid. How does someone leave the house wearing that?
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jhrobbins Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 08:09 PM
Response to Reply #53
116. I was going to make a joke referencing the 'wife beater' garment
Edited on Mon Aug-03-09 08:09 PM by jhrobbins
but couldn't think of anything funny enough to offset the other aspect of it.
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cyberswede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:12 PM
Response to Reply #10
66. Just cut out the part with the skid marks, and voila!
Your underwear is now outerwear!

And seriously, either that woman is tiny, or the 'derwear are HUGE!
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Number23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 06:49 PM
Response to Reply #66
112. Ewwww!!! lolol How hilariously NASTY!!
:rofl:
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tabasco Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 08:31 PM
Response to Reply #66
120. LOLOL.
You have a knack for comedy.
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noamnety Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:30 PM
Response to Reply #10
68. a lot of people are confused
by the concept of crotchless panties.
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jimshoes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:32 PM
Response to Reply #10
91. My morbid curiosity just makes me want to see
who would wear that ahem, "shirt".
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dmr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 08:42 PM
Response to Reply #10
122. Wholy Underware! Was it the TeaBagging or the Birthers that blew a whole those dwawers?
:crazy:
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vduhr Donating Member (481 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:59 PM
Response to Reply #10
137. Gettin' a little sunburn too...
Maybe she should have cut the crotch out of a pair of long underwear so she could slip them on to cover her shoulders!
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gkhouston Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:36 PM
Response to Reply #6
94. True. Most of those sign-holders, however, seem to be "floaters".
'Fess up, DU. Which one of you forgot to flush? :crazy:
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bluestateguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:30 AM
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11. It is not patriotic to go against President Obama in a time of war
God. Country. Flag. Old-fashioned morality. President Obama. Church on Sundays. Apple Pie.
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Number_Six Donating Member (165 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:43 AM
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12. Darwin was right...
...except he left out the part about sometimes, it tends to go backwards.

How long before they devolve into toasters?
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The Doctor. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:51 AM
Response to Reply #12
18. "Before"?
At least my toaster can toast.
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boppers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 12:43 AM
Response to Reply #12
145. A nit.
Evolution has no "forwards" or "backwards".

It just goes.

Sometimes it goes all ways at once, and then something will come along and kill mouth-breathers, or nose breathers, or people with brown hair.
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avaistheone1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:48 AM
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15. Thanks. Those pics are good Monday morning laugh.
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Clio the Leo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:49 AM
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17. thank you for my first belly laugh of the day! NT
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:54 AM
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20. ...
:applause:
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:56 AM
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21. "If you make a sports-bra out of a pair of underwear...
...you might be a redneck!"
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Gregorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:05 AM
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26. Haha.
I needed a laugh. This stuff, when put in perspective, really stirs me up.

What I mean is, aside from the McCain birth, Bush's AWOL papers, killing a million Iraqis, and a mountain of other things that really should have created a fire storm.

Argh!

I still can't believe that sports bra. Not a bad idea. But it's what's inside that makes it ugly. Argh, I'm too serious!

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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:57 AM
Response to Reply #26
33. Birthers are probably selling that sports bra
Anything to make money to fund a good cause! LOL
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countingbluecars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:52 AM
Response to Reply #33
41. It need a little lace along the cut
edges, don't you think?
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:59 AM
Response to Reply #41
42. Oh yes
Good idea.
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Ter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 02:19 PM
Response to Reply #21
185. Too bad there was no frontal picture!
:)
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City Lights Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:03 AM
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25. Solid gold!
:thumbsup:

:rofl: :spray:
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:10 AM
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27. Maybe English is their ofecal language
they keep ranting all kinds of shit

:rofl:
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:39 AM
Response to Reply #27
32. LOL!!
:rofl:
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TexasObserver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:16 AM
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29. One picture really is worth a thousand turds!
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tledford Donating Member (633 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:18 AM
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30. I don't know that Obama is the "socialest" President...
We all know Bubba was and is a pretty social animal. (And I mean that for true, not a double entendre.)
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DeschutesRiver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:03 AM
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34. Thanks for those, it gave me a good laugh.
Edited on Mon Aug-03-09 11:08 AM by DeschutesRiver
Normally, being surrounded out here in rural america by this, it is difficult to find the humor in this; probably because it isn't just funny snapshots, but whole run-on paragraphs of words flying out of mouths, for hours and hours. Conversations full of disjointed phrasing, word salads, and just stuff that makes no sense, as they tell me and each other how stupid Obama is...how dumb American was for voting in a guy so lacking in intelligence..."did you listen to that last speech? Couldn't understand a WORD of it, made no sense to me, what a stupid man Obama is.." And so on and so on.

This did sum it up nicely enough to make me smile.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:08 AM
Response to Reply #34
35. You gotta laugh at these people
Taking them seriously is too scary.
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mwb970 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 07:08 AM
Response to Reply #34
159. It sounds like you are surrounded by Sarah Palins.
These people take all the fun out of living in the country! As a city boy from Cleveland, I used to fantasize about independent living on my own subsistence farm - I even subscribed to Mother Earth News for a number of years!

Now when I think about rural life, all I think of are bigots, bushbots, religious nuts, right-wing wackos, teabaggers, Palin worshippers, gun nuts - at this point a rural area is the last place I would choose to live, strictly because of the evident butt-ignorance of most who choose to live there. (Was it always this way or is it worse now?)

And don't get me started on the South, where the very worst of this demographic seems to be concentrated. You couldn't get me south of the Ohio River at gunpoint.
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DeschutesRiver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 12:30 PM
Response to Reply #159
178. I still have a lot of my Mother Earth News back issues from decades ago!!
Edited on Tue Aug-04-09 12:39 PM by DeschutesRiver
I think it was always this way in many rural areas - I grew up in a semi-rural area and remember much of this from my youth (even here in soft white, soft bellied Oregon). I admit the first time I went to the south, I was enthralled by everyone's superficial politeness, the beautiful landscape and for sure, their skill at bbq (one of the top fav things I've eaten anywhere in the world - actually, turned out I really loved true Southern food of all kinds, still do :). For me, the excesses of some religions there, the right in your face racist talk and the hidden deep anger hit me like a ton of bricks - there was a certain measure of plain mean spiritedness that was a big turnoff. I used to want to have an extended stay in the South to experience it in more depth (spent my whole youth reading all the big and little southern authors), but after a few trips and much conversation there, well, like you, I'd have to be kidnapped and even then, I'd try to escape it.

Right after the election, I was cheered/shocked by how many times dh went to town and came back with a story of someone having voted for and whole-heartedly supporting Obama, no fooling. Called him practical, intelligent, said this financial mess wasn't of his making but that they had confidence in his common sense and abilities. More stuff along that line, and from people in our ranching cowtown, no less.

I'd call this area "Southern-Lite" attitude-wise. Maybe I put too much stock in the fact that I found anyone supportive of Obama, because right now I feel do feel disgusted and surrounded by this garbage and stupidity, every where I turn it seems. The good news? We are almost self-sustainable (grow food, raise beef, use woodstoves and our wood for heat, venturing into solar, opened up springs, etc) and our nearest neighbors are miles away. If, and that is a big if, you can keep the locals here off the nasty subjects and on the basics, and keep time spent talking at a minimum, there is no problem even for smart ass me. We aren't esp. social (and it is fun to truck friends of like mind in for extended stays), so this isn't a hardship - last winter, we only went "to town" less than 10 times. If I had to depend upon the people here for all my friendship/interaction needs? I'd be gone tomorrow, fact.

It is such an amazing life, more authentic than anything I've ever done, and I will never regret this. I am thankful every morning that I am still not too old to be out here. I've lived in and had extended stays in larger cities overseas, and do miss that; when I can no longer ride a horse, I'll go back. But for this moment, not even an army of Sarah clones could tear me away from this kind of life.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 10:05 AM
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171. We have a huge failure to communicate with these nitwits
But I am not sure we will ever be able to communicate with many of them. They are on another planet.
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DeschutesRiver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 12:03 PM
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175. I am not sure anyone with normal thinking processes could find a way to communicate with them
It is like a disease process - a properly functioning brain does not operate like this.

Maybe our schools are failing in providing critical thinking skills. It is true that I run into a lot of this kind of thing in older people like myself, but it is mostly racism that has taken over their whole beings to the point that they cling to it and refuse to listen to anything that challenges that view point. If you don't speak their "language", you simply will never get through. I guess what I want is for them to learn to speak a different language. Most days I feel there is no chance of that happening.

Otoh, though, our local young people don't appear to think at all. Not at all - they don't read, they get frustrated quickly because nothing makes sense to them and they shut down in conversations where they shouldn't be shutting down. Too much information puts them into a coma. It should not be this way - our kids are our future.

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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 01:15 PM
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179. It's easy to excite a crowd
Lie to them and make sure whatever you are telling them affects them personally. Even if it does not. The right wing are masters at that.
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DeschutesRiver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 04:23 PM
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186. But would that be true for you if you were part of some crowd? Or me? Or people we know?
Edited on Tue Aug-04-09 04:28 PM by DeschutesRiver
I am a registered Independent, so do not feel the fever of either party perhaps in the same way as a dedicated party member would. But if I think of issues about which I am passionate, my habit is to educate myself on every aspect of an issue possible. If someone were to try to whip up the issue crowd of which I was a part with lies or misleading statements, it would immediately strike a discordant note with me. Like "hey, wait a minute, who are you and why are you going there...". I can be part of something larger, without drinking the kool-aid on every point presented.

Maybe it is only easy to excite certain type people forming certain kinds of crowds. The stupid ones, who are unable or unwilling to think for themselve. I guess I am surprised at how many we have out there at the moment. I have noticed the same thing re these people chanting/raving in support of ideas/programs/platforms that are totally against their own interests. They do not seem to understand that aspect, not even if you provided original documents for them to read for themselves. As if they could read.



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polmaven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:36 AM
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38. I have to agree with the first one!
a good antiperspirant is essential if you are going to be in large crowds of protesters!
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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:49 AM
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40. Feedom doesn't come free - and R's a pretty expensive too
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:16 PM
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46. I took that picture myself
Those are kids from the most expensive private school here who came to our weekly anti-war rallies before the election last fall. Guess they don't teach spelling at their school.
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ericgtr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:48 AM
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39. Dude! ROFLMFAO at that last one with the underwear as a tank top
Fucking classic! :rofl:
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Brother Buzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:00 PM
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43. Dude, I dare you to tell her she has her nursing bra on backwards?
:rofl:
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swishyfeet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:03 PM
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44. Am I the only one
just a little impressed by the cleverness of that tank top? And they totally cut out the stinky parts!

:thumbsup:
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proud patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 06:52 PM
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113. LOL
:rofl:

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never cry wolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:11 PM
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45. The Mavrik's must be anti-social
They apparently don't like people who are the socialest.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:47 PM
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48. I went to school at BUHS
Brattleboro Union High School. You could have knocked me over with a feather when I found out it was in the running for president.

Great collection. lol
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AspenRose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:04 PM
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50. Oh. My. God. That last picture.
:spray: :rofl:
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CitizenLeft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:31 PM
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55. ROTFLPMP!
I know! - it took me a sec to figure out what the hell I was looking at!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Number23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 06:54 PM
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114. It took me FIVE seconds to figure out that last pic.
But now that I have, I cannot stop laughing!! :rofl: :rofl:
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Hutzpa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:13 PM
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51. Last photo completely shocked me
:wtf: is that what I think it is??? :rofl:
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CitizenLeft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:34 PM
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56. and how big are they???
:rofl:
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inna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:03 PM
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61. i still don't get it.

:wtf:

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CitizenLeft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 08:21 PM
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117. I know you're probably long gone, I saw this on lunch at work...
Edited on Mon Aug-03-09 08:31 PM by CitizenLeft
...but if you stop back: those are men's briefs... cut / torn to make a halter / tank top.

I swear.

:rofl:
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 08:35 PM
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121. Well I hope this brightened your lunch break today!
:)
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inna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 01:56 PM
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184. LOL, that's what i figured eventually....
:rofl:


:fistbump:
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Better Believe It Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:24 PM
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54. K & R Purrty funknee!
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Scurrilous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:55 PM
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57. Seriesly Funy.
:thumbsup:
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Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:58 PM
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58. Hell, yes. Let's make English the "offical" language.
:rofl:
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florida08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:03 PM
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60. those were just great
When you google "morans" that's the first thing to come up..lol
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florida08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:08 PM
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63. Feedom's
just another word for nothing left to lose

(couldn't resist)
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:09 PM
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64. I've been collecting those pics for years
The moran guy was my first one. :)
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Flying Dream Blues Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:11 PM
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65. DUzy! And the piece de resistance is the underwear shirt.
Gotta get me one a them! It took me a minute to understand what I was looking at then...dawning...brilliance. Breathtakingly perfect distillation of all that is
dumbf*&kistan.
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judesedit Donating Member (450 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:27 PM
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67. Great collection! Great cross sampling of the party, too. Thanx! :>)
You sized them up just right. Scary, aren't they? And to think they have access to guns. Yikes!
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noamnety Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:32 PM
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69. I feel unloved
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Flying Dream Blues Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:54 PM
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72. A worthy inclusion for sure! If anyone asks me, you're in! :) nt
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florida08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:32 PM
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76. *rofl*
Honk for English :rofl:
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:41 PM
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95. I guess I could have fit that one in
But I didn't want to offend you :)
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DollyM Donating Member (837 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 12:10 AM
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140. oh my, its the "Amnetyville Horror"
rotflmao!
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:40 PM
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Joe the Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:41 PM
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71. ROFL I almost fell out of my chair laughing at that....
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Especially the last pic LOL.
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shagsak Donating Member (328 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:01 PM
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73. Muslin is apparently a common mispelling
"President Obama is illegally occupying the Presidency -- because he's a foreigner. Over the weekend, the birthers finally got their prized weapon, claiming to now actually have an Obama Kenyan birth certificate. Is it the final proof of an Obama/socialist/Muslin conspiracy to have a foreigner dismantle America? The Obama Kenyan birth certificate will certainly be positioned as such."

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2017564/obama_...
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Kermitt Gribble Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:01 PM
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74. LOL! The next to last one doesn't like socialests ::GASP:: n/t
Edited on Mon Aug-03-09 03:02 PM by Kermitt Gribble
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:13 PM
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75. I don't even know what to say about that last pic.
I'm moving to Pluto.
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dalaigh lllama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:40 PM
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77. That last pic -- truly the icing on the cake
Her fashion statement is perhaps the clearest "statement" of the lot. :rofl:
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:49 PM
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82. She's a mavrik!!
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dalaigh lllama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:02 PM
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85. she must be their "ofecal" representative
:rofl:
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 05:17 PM
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97. ..
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Solomon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:40 PM
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78. Damn. That last picture has me crying.
:rofl:
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:56 PM
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84. How do you know you're white trash: If you modify underwear to wear it as a tank top
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LiberalLovinLug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:46 PM
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79. Thanks that's frighteningly funny
FEEDOM DOESN'T COME FREE

That one is particularly disturbing, thinking about how far down America has sunk into an idiocracy, I mean the root word is right there on the sign! He actually looked at the sign before he went out and thought it looked fine?

Or maybe its all over my head. Actually its very poignant. It all makes sense. "fee"dom obviously isn't free. He's not such a moran after all.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:54 PM
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83. This pic:

:puke:
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:12 PM
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86. The rise in illiteracy as exhibited by Americans' inability to distinguish homonyms is disturbing.
Edited on Mon Aug-03-09 04:12 PM by BlooInBloo
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Control-Z Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:16 PM
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87. That last pic.
:rofl: She cut the "offical" out of her boyfriend's underpants before putting them over her head.
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 01:04 AM
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146. Well, she certainly doesn't seem to be the crotchety type! nt
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:18 PM
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88. Give them a break!
Life isn't easy when you're the dumbest on the block.
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Phx_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:20 PM
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89. An underwear shirt! That's impressive. ROLF!
Edited on Mon Aug-03-09 04:21 PM by Phx_Dem
And you just know they were used underwear, cuz that's how wingnuts roll. :puke:
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Solomon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 08:30 PM
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119. LOL
You're killing me.
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RepublicanElephant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:34 PM
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92. this is what happens when your school board spends more on football than teachers. nt
:banghead:
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Moosepoop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:35 PM
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93. My brother just looked at that last pic...
and decided that the girl wearing the underwear as a shirt was "a real dickhead!" :evilgrin:
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:44 PM
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96. Good call!!
:rofl:
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 05:25 PM
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98. The car on blocks must be just off camera
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 05:36 PM
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99. Holy crap, that is a brilliant collection!!!!
:rofl:

Bookmarked!
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 06:18 PM
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105. I have a few more















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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 06:44 PM
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111. LOL! Providense! Yeah, they're dense, for sure. Thanks!
:rofl:
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grok Donating Member (228 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 05:41 PM
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100. more proof!



Bush was fake too!!!


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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 06:06 PM
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102. That is a beaut!
LOL
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grok Donating Member (228 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 06:33 PM
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107. Just goes to prove. ANY Hawaiian Birth can be FAKED!
At least for fun.


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Jade Fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 05:53 PM
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101. They're Mavriks, not SOCIALESTS !!!!
Underpants gal is certainly.....creative. :wtf:
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Schema Thing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 06:13 PM
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103. "My way is Hanes her way"
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and-justice-for-all Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 06:17 PM
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104. Holy Jebus turds, that is not an under wear tank top!!!
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sce56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 07:14 PM
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115. ROFLMAO!!!! I suppose the cleavage is where the skid marks were cut out!
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I laughed so hard it :hurts:
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vduhr Donating Member (481 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:51 PM
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136. ..... And I never did change my pee pants all day, I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee pants. ...
Oh my God, that last photo almost made me pee my pants!
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phiddle Donating Member (749 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 06:37 PM
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108. Dylsexics of the world untie!
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 06:43 PM
Response to Reply #108
110. Reminds me of a joke
Have you heard about the agnostic dyslexic narcoleptic who tossed and turned all night wondering if there really was a dog?
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 08:58 PM
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123. Man, that stuff is pirceless!
What pure morans!
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Seldona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:02 PM
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124. A great pictorol essay on the only way the republican party can survive.
Stupid people.
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DissedByBush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:15 PM
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125. Classic!
Does anybody have the one where the news channel didn't know basic European geography and screwed it all up on their map?
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:30 PM
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128. There's this one from last week:
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DissedByBush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:29 PM
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132. LOL! n/t
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 01:42 AM
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150. I had to look at that for a bit
Before I realized...hey...when the fuck did we invade Egypt?

Right click. Save to "fail" pics.
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 01:59 AM
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151. No wonder the Jews wandered in the wilderness
For forty years: Moses downloaded the map from the Fox website!
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L. Coyote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 08:38 AM
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167. Moran borrowed dem his pickup truk so Egypt cud move.
Nod to : "If I knew Egypt was moving, I would have let them borrow my truck." Bosso 63
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K Gardner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:19 PM
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126. I had to Facebook this post.. absolutely perfect :-) Thank you !
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:24 PM
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127. Great
Thanks for the praise!
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drm604 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:45 PM
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129. I know where I'm going
if my computor evar brakes and I knead to git it repared.
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HCE SuiGeneris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:02 PM
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130. Gud luke gittin it ficksd!!11!
Edited on Mon Aug-03-09 10:05 PM by HCE SuiGeneris
Al sey an preyer fir ew.
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ProSense Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:25 PM
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131. OMG
:rofl:



Group Of Psychos

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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:25 PM
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134. "Group of Psychos"
LOL How perfect!!
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:40 PM
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133. Hey... They May Be Dumb, But...
they sure are stupid!

:rofl:

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Robbie88 Donating Member (242 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:26 PM
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135. Hahaha this is amazing...
...except maybe that last one... :puke: :puke:
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DollyM Donating Member (837 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 12:01 AM
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138. after going round with some right wing idiots on Facebook . . .
this gave me a much needed laugh. Someone needs to put those together in a book.
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 12:07 AM
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139. OMG....
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

K&R!
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dugaresa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 12:30 AM
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141. that last picture did me in, now i really won't be able to sleep
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boppers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 12:31 AM
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142. Facebook'ed.
Morans fore teh whin!
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 12:34 AM
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143. Loved the spelling of "socialests" by the "mavriks" too!
I imagine that marriage "sac"tity comes in handy at those teabagging parties, too....

:rofl:
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 12:41 AM
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144. Someone posted this tonight:
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 01:10 AM
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147. She should spend less time on the hair and more with the dictionary!
That's hysterical!

I'd love it if the sign said to keep 'goverment' out of schools!
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vduhr Donating Member (481 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-05-09 12:04 PM
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187. Saw that on Chris Matthews last night...
I have a DVR and when I saw this, I had to rewind and pause to be sure it was what I thought I saw - sure enough! Amazing!
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 01:19 AM
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148. Feedom costs, oh, yes, indeed! LOL! nt
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 01:31 AM
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149. Oh fucking A my eyes.
Edited on Tue Aug-04-09 01:32 AM by lonestarnot
:rofl: Looks like you nabbed them all on one thread. Bookmarking! :evilgrin:

(edit for spillercheck, jist on the incase) :hug:
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Tx4obama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 02:57 AM
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152. If you are a republican...
don't try out for the 'Wheel of Fortune Show' - chances are you will be going home with the booby prize.


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meowomon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 04:07 AM
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153. Priceless!
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Tx4obama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 04:18 AM
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154. proud2BlibKansan
Regarding the title of your post are you sure instead of 'the fake birth certificate' you meant instead 'THE PEOPLE BEHIND THE BIRTHER MOVEMENT'?
I think that the folks that came up with the bogus 47-O44 Kenyan birth certificate are on OUR side, but the BIRTHERS are on the other side and they are the folks more likely in need of a dictionary ;)
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 10:09 AM
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173. Yes you are probably right
I guess I was thinking badly faked forms and automatically remembered my collection of badly spelled signs from wingnuts. The two concepts kinda go together.
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eridani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 04:52 AM
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155. Muslin?
Are you sure they don't mean Satinist or Linenist?
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Libertas1776 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 07:04 AM
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157. We don't needs know edumaction!
Seriously, for the love of god, if you are going to make a point, no matter how stupid and idiotic it may be, look up the word in a dictionary first. You know, the thing your using to prop up your gun rack. The problem with living in a country of 300+ Million people is your average idiot ratio is going be inflated quite a damn bit.
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 07:07 AM
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158. NO NO NO NO it's THIS guy
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 01:29 PM
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180. Holy crap
Did he swallow a giant pumpkin hole?
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fasttense Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 07:13 AM
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160. Underwear tops, who would have thunk it?
She didn't even have a pair of scissors to cut out the crotch for her head.
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bluescribbler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 07:42 AM
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162. Gotta K&R
Took me a second to catch the significance of tthat last photo. OMG, :rofl:
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 07:58 AM
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163. This was the unexpected answer to the question, "Boxers or briefs?"
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Patiod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 08:12 AM
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164. I think you're all being horribly elitist
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 08:25 AM
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166. Citizens of Moranistan! It's time to go home.
Your leader is calling you.

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RoadRage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 08:49 AM
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168. Please. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Tell me that this picture is NOT what I think it is:


Please tell me this is NOT some chick who cut the whole out the crotch of her boyfriends underwear so she could wear it like a sports bra.

There is no way anyone would actually do that in public, right?

*** crickets ***

Wrong. Crap.
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RoadRage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 08:51 AM
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169. You MISSED ONE...


"SOCIAL"E"ST". Hahaha.. so many horrifying mis-spellings, it's tough to keep them all straight. ;)
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 10:07 AM
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172. Yes I couldn't find a way to work it into the narrative
Too many mistakes, not enough words. :)
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 09:15 AM
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170. It's obvious: They don't have "spell-check" on their Magic Markers...
I especially like the men's briefs being worn as a tank top. I like to go out with her if only to scratch her back through the fly...
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 10:12 AM
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174. You are twisted
But then living among the red state hell wingnuts has that effect, does it not? LOL
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Jennicut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 12:26 PM
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177. Lesson learned: Never make a protest sign until you learn to spell
So sad that "morans" like this live in America.
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