Palin rumor fun: trading Todd for which of these RW "lovelies"

[hlthe2b]

Todd may be a stooge, but really... Do you think she's in the market for one of these RW powerhouses? (:evilgrin:) Be Sarah's matchmaker... Who will it be?

[The_Casual_Observer]

1. It'll be some big time businessman or more aptly an heir to a big business

It's bound to happen.

[rurallib]

2. I think she might set her sights on a presidential man

or

[blueclown]

3. All of them are fat and can't see their own dicks.

Will that bother Sarah?

[kirby]

5. How crude (and untrue)...

Despite your insensitivity towards 'fat people', at least get your facts right. Neither Sessions nor Grassely are overweight.

[blueclown]

13. I didn't look further beyond the Top 5 images.

And what is insensitive about calling fat people 'fat' or overweight?

[kirby]

16. It just seemed mean spirited towards overweight people...

Being overweight is not a Repuke trait. I find it odd that you dont see the insensitivity. Next time you are at a party, walk up to someone you dont know and say 'Boy you are fat, I'm curious, can you see your dick?'. After they answer, find out if they thought it was insensitive.

[blueclown]

19. I used to be overweight.

I know how it feels to be overweight. It sucks. People telling me that I needed to gain control of my body and lose some weight is what inevitably changed my life.

Some times people need to hear the truth, and I inadvertedly thank the people who told me that I needed to shape up. It sucked to hear it at the time, but I bettered and improved myself.

[inna]

30. neither is Wurzelbacher. btw, i couldn't even name all of the characters in the OP...

... and i don't even know who Grassely is.

Cheney, Gingrich, Limbaugh, Beck, O'Reilly, and of course "Joe the Plumber" (lol, BS!) were the only ones i was able to identify/name.


- but then again, i don't watch much teevee. :hide:

[hlthe2b]

7. Oh, no... REPUBLICAN "stupid" is not limited to any body type

Their ugliness comes (radiates) from within...

[angee_is_mad]

4. My EYES, MY EYES

That's a face only a mother would love. Which face you ask? Pick one:eyes:

[Cass]

6. Sean Hannity is more her type I'd bet.

Could you just imagine those two together?? Nightmare city.

[Kahuna]

8. Yep! That's my number one guess too. nt

[hlthe2b]

10. Sean Hannity could never divorce... he's "devout" Catholic

ya know...(though I'm taking no bets on his fedelity)

[Bluenorthwest]

22. Rudy is a devout Catholic

So what's that have to do with the price of condoms?

[hlthe2b]

24. Rudy is Catholic.. he's not held himself up as a model Catholic

Hannity has. Won't stop him from screwing around, I'm sure, but I don't see Hannity divorcing no matter what. He has too much to loose.

[Zynx]

26. I wonder how Hannity reconciles his uber-capitalist views with the Pope's recent encyclical.

[madamesilverspurs]

40. Hannity.

Given her proclivity for strange names, their offspring would be Spawn Hannity. . .

[hvn_nbr_2]

9. Sarah Heath Palin Gannon Guckert has ring to it, dontcha think? nt

[FormerDittoHead]

11. Time for a serious guess: John Ziegler

http://www.johnziegler.com

He's developed a relationship with her in the last year. He is ALMOST her spokesman...

[jimmyflint]

12. Meh, I'm thinking

Ann Coulter or Laura Ingraham............lol

[question everything]

14. I just lost my apetite for the fish which is now being grilled

on cedar plank...

and corn on the cub.

[hlthe2b]

15. Send it my way... (I have a strong stomach) !

and I do love fresh fish and corn on the barbie..... ;)

[Berry Cool]

17. "Open the door for your...Mystery Date..."

Uh-oh, looks like all we got here is the Duds.

(Thank goodness the rumor wasn't true, huh? These guys perform the unthinkable--they make Todd Palin look good.)

[Beacool]

18. I wouldn't wish that lot even on Palin.

The only half decent looking one is Joe the plummer and that's not saying much.......

:scared:

[quaker bill]

20. Chemistry

dotcom would probably pick JTP.

[BlueMTexpat]

21. I am sure that every one of these excuses for a human being has

had wet dreams about her. :rofl:

But Sarah herself would likely see these men for what they are, unattractive has-beens ... criminals in some cases, although she would probably not see that. Being an opportunist par excellence, she will go where she thinks the real action and money are, and she'll go with or without Todd, even assuming that the current rumors are untrue. I almost feel sorry for him. Almost.
On the other hand, I do feel sorry for her children. She epitomizes dysfunctional and crazy. Unlike Todd, the children have never had any real choice about being associated with her.
John McCain should resign from politics in disgrace for his negligent judgment. On the other hand, he may have done us all, especially Alaska, a favor in the long run, especially since that disgraceful ticket did not win the election in 2008.

[The Wizard]

23. My bet is Joe (Sam) The Plumber

will be laying some pipe in Montana.

[burning rain]

25. Quit with the rumor-mongering. She isn't leaving Todd.

She and Levi are just fucking. It's nothing serious.

[hlthe2b]

27. Get over yourself and step off your friggin high horse

This is an amusing discussion of the suitors available in the Republican party.

No one here is rumor mongering. We are having a little fun with the discussions that are already out there.

You, on the other hand are being incredibly RUDE, sanctimonious, and self-serving.

[burning rain]

28. I thought surely with the mention of Levi it would be clear...

that my headline was MOCK seriousness and MOCK indignity. :eyes:

[hlthe2b]

29. Thanks for the clarification... I'm sure you've seen the countless

tsk tsk posts re: the Palin rumors. It gets old having a small segment of Duers preach to the rest of us as to what is acceptable to discuss.

But, yes, I missed your sarcasm clue.

[inna]

32. lol!

:spray:

[inna]

33. overreact much? nt

[hlthe2b]

34. Intrude on other's conversations, much?

Mrs. Kravitz? :eyes:

[inna]

35. lmao, this is a public forum, dude. your comment about intruding on a private conversation is

f-ing HILARIOUS!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


thanks for a laugh! :toast: :fistbump:




on edit: replaced "fucking" by "f-ing", to be PC.

[hlthe2b]

37. ...

Enjoy, little one. Better not let Grandma see that bad word you posted...LOL

[inna]

36. and i actually rec'd you OP, cuz i thought it was funny. whatever. :shrug: nt

[progressivebydesign]

31. wow.. those republican dudes are HAWT!!!

I'm going over to the other side. You liberals can keep your movie stars. I want some of that pasty, baggy, white, stuff!

[ColbertWatcher]

38. I say she'll be Florida governor Charlie Crist's beard. n/t

[mithnanthy]

39. hmmmm......who has meth and millions?

Rush is my guess. A match made in heaven...You betcha!