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andyrowe (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Jul-07-09 11:15 PM
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Why Did Palin Cross The Road?
She didn't. She walked 3/4ths of the way and quit!

:rofl:
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   I was expecting "Because Michael Jackson was on her side of the road."  jobycom   Jul-07-09 11:20 PM   #1 
   AAAHHH!! Same time.  Guy Whitey Corngood   Jul-07-09 11:21 PM   #3 
   Whoa! nt  andyrowe   Jul-08-09 01:00 AM   #7 
   delete  blackbooks   Jul-08-09 12:11 PM   #24 
   At least MJ had talent. She has....an empty head full of air  Jennicut   Jul-08-09 02:11 PM   #28 
      Was not meant to be an insult to MJ in any way. nt  jobycom   Jul-08-09 02:22 PM   #29 
   I thought it was to bury Michael Jackson. nt  Guy Whitey Corngood   Jul-07-09 11:21 PM   #2 
   Bush, McCain, and Palin were trying to cross a lake.  jobycom   Jul-07-09 11:23 PM   #4 
   whereas Obama just simply took the bridge... nt  mwooldri   Jul-08-09 03:47 AM   #13 
      .  jobycom   Jul-08-09 02:22 PM   #30 
   Because the neocons wanted her to?  applegrove   Jul-07-09 11:56 PM   #5 
   To see  madamesilverspurs   Jul-08-09 12:23 AM   #6 
   To get to the photo op where the chicken was being slaughtered.  Touchdown   Jul-08-09 01:12 AM   #8 
   Bam!  andyrowe   Jul-08-09 01:38 AM   #9 
   Owch!  davidpdx   Jul-08-09 04:34 AM   #15 
   To pick up the $ 35,000 fee for giving the "America is great speech".  grantcart   Jul-08-09 03:10 AM   #10 
   more like $350,000  andyrowe   Jul-08-09 03:31 AM   #11 
   To meet Todd, I am guessing!  akbacchus_BC   Jul-08-09 03:45 AM   #12 
   She crossed the road...  snake in the grass   Jul-08-09 04:28 AM   #14 
   oh snap!  andyrowe   Jul-08-09 05:25 AM   #16 
   Because she was for it before she was against it.  tanyev   Jul-08-09 08:45 AM   #17 
   What's the difference between Palin and the Panama Canal  Canuckistanian   Jul-08-09 09:21 AM   #18 
   As a point guard, she saw it as part of her full court press against a dead salmon  Mabus   Jul-08-09 09:56 AM   #19 
   Cause it looks greener on the other side  lunatica   Jul-08-09 10:18 AM   #20 
   To get a closer look at a refrigerator magnet ...  TokenQueer   Jul-08-09 10:32 AM   #21 
   How many Alaska governors does it take to change a light bulb?  central scrutinizer   Jul-08-09 10:53 AM   #22 
   Ha!  andyrowe   Jul-08-09 04:08 PM   #32 
   She Didn't  steelyboo   Jul-08-09 11:29 AM   #23 
   What do ya mean by "cross" Charlie?  blackbooks   Jul-08-09 12:14 PM   #25 
   Because the funding ran out or to get to the bridge. nt  WIllo   Jul-08-09 12:32 PM   #26 
   the road to nowhere!  Rosa Luxemburg   Jul-08-09 04:13 PM   #33 
      FTW!  andyrowe   Jul-08-09 11:45 PM   #35 
   Because she saw a microphone.  Mabus   Jul-08-09 01:35 PM   #27 
   step on the gas  lame54   Jul-08-09 03:57 PM   #31 
   LOL  Vidar   Jul-08-09 04:53 PM   #34 
 
jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Tue Jul-07-09 11:20 PM
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1. I was expecting "Because Michael Jackson was on her side of the road."
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Guy Whitey Corngood Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Jul-07-09 11:21 PM
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3. AAAHHH!! Same time.
:evilgrin:
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andyrowe (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jul-08-09 01:00 AM
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7. Whoa! nt
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blackbooks (53 posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jul-08-09 12:11 PM
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24. delete
Edited on Wed Jul-08-09 12:12 PM by blackbooks
Replied to wrong message
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Jennicut Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jul-08-09 02:11 PM
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28. At least MJ had talent. She has....an empty head full of air
Edited on Wed Jul-08-09 02:11 PM by Jennicut
and not much else.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Wed Jul-08-09 02:22 PM
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29. Was not meant to be an insult to MJ in any way. nt
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Guy Whitey Corngood Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Jul-07-09 11:21 PM
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2. I thought it was to bury Michael Jackson. nt
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Tue Jul-07-09 11:23 PM
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4. Bush, McCain, and Palin were trying to cross a lake.
Bush said "I can swim across." He got a third of the way across, and drowned. Cheney said "I can swim across," but when he got halfway across, he thrashed wildly for a few minutes, and never resurfaced. Palin said "I think I can make it, by golly." And she jumped in and passed where Bush had drowned, and passed where Cheney had drowned, and kept going. She got almost there, almost to the other side, ten feet away from the shore... and had to turn around and swim back.
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mwooldri (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jul-08-09 03:47 AM
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13. whereas Obama just simply took the bridge... nt
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Wed Jul-08-09 02:22 PM
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30. .
Tres bien!
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Jul-07-09 11:56 PM
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5. Because the neocons wanted her to?
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madamesilverspurs Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Wed Jul-08-09 12:23 AM
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6. To seeUpdated at 9:41 PM
where the chicken was going, of course.
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Touchdown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Wed Jul-08-09 01:12 AM
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8. To get to the photo op where the chicken was being slaughtered.
:evilgrin:
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andyrowe (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jul-08-09 01:38 AM
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9. Bam!
:rofl:
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davidpdx (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jul-08-09 04:34 AM
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15. Owch!
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grantcart Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jul-08-09 03:10 AM
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10. To pick up the $ 35,000 fee for giving the "America is great speech".
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11. more like $350,000
:hide:
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12. To meet Todd, I am guessing!
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snake in the grass Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jul-08-09 04:28 AM
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14. She crossed the road...
...in order to get hit so she could whine and play the victim card.
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andyrowe (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jul-08-09 05:25 AM
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16. oh snap!
:rofl:
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jul-08-09 08:45 AM
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17. Because she was for it before she was against it.
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18. What's the difference between Palin and the Panama Canal
The Panama Canal is a "Busy Ditch" and Palin is a.....
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Mabus (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jul-08-09 09:56 AM
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19. As a point guard, she saw it as part of her full court press against a dead salmon
Or she was trying to get away from Letterman.
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jul-08-09 10:18 AM
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20. Cause it looks greener on the other side
Edited on Wed Jul-08-09 10:19 AM by lunatica
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TokenQueer Donating Member (608 posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jul-08-09 10:32 AM
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21. To get a closer look at a refrigerator magnet ...
Edited on Wed Jul-08-09 10:35 AM by TokenQueer
...that illustrates a full court press on lame-duck governors that is wasting taxpayers money, making it difficult to complete the job, since that was the easy path; the quitters way out so she's quitting. Also. In addition to the also, Trig beat her in tic tac toe last night when the mainstream media brought frivolous ethics charges about statutory rape of pre-teens; AND all the dead fish that go with the flow so she implores all REAL Americans to follow her across the road and go with the flow because Democrats are meanies and your government needs to be overthrown but only through higher callings to higher office; and don't forget that being a Governor is kiiinda like being a community organizer 'cept she had real responsibilities that were WAY too boring for someone as hot as her and Alaska is cold so that proves global warming is false science; did you know she got an A+ in science class with her report on the Old Testament where Jesus slayed the dinosaurs and; Also.
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central scrutinizer (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jul-08-09 10:53 AM
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22. How many Alaska governors does it take to change a light bulb?
The governor of Alaska walked into a bar ...
The governors of Alaska, South Carolina and Minnesota were in a boat in the middle of a lake ...
Take my governor, please.

Thanks, I'll be here all week
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andyrowe (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jul-08-09 04:08 PM
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32. Ha!
:rofl:
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steelyboo (220 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jul-08-09 11:29 AM
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23. She Didn't
However, she did she a Russian chicken on the other side.
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blackbooks (53 posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jul-08-09 12:14 PM
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25. What do ya mean by "cross" Charlie?
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Willo (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jul-08-09 12:32 PM
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26. Because the funding ran out or to get to the bridge. nt
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33. the road to nowhere!
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35. FTW!
:rofl:
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27. Because she saw a microphone.
:)
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31. step on the gas
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34. LOL
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