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JamesA1102 (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 05:07 PM
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Top 10 reasons Palin is resigning
10. Joining the Alaska National Guard just in case Putin rears his head again.

9. Needs the extra time to buy up and shred every copy of this month’s Vanity Fair.

8. RNC accidently emailed her the speech meant for Mark Sanford.

7. Plotting revenge against Letterman is a full time job.

6. Wanted to knock all the Michael Jackson coverage off of cable news.

5. Premiering this fall: “Regis & Sarah”.

4. Finally decided to study up for the Katie Couric interview

3. Heard Biden had left the country and is hoping to be considered for the VP job again

2. Is moving to Minnesota to head up the recount for Norm Coleman

1. Joining cast of Saturday Night Live as a Tina Fey impersonator.
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   .  GreenPartyVoter   Jul-03-09 05:08 PM   #1 
   #12 Joining the Alaska Independence Party  JamesA1102   Jul-04-09 09:18 PM   #69 
   I can seriously see that on Letterman.  sakabatou   Jul-03-09 05:09 PM   #2 
   K&R  Lisa0825   Jul-03-09 05:10 PM   #3 
   #8 is the best  NightWatcher   Jul-03-09 05:12 PM   #4 
   Agreed  DallasNE   Jul-03-09 08:00 PM   #30 
   A+  southerncrone   Jul-03-09 05:12 PM   #5 
   ROFL!  slay   Jul-03-09 05:12 PM   #6 
   If you need a job, apply with Letterman. This is flawless and hysterical. I'm proud  Mira   Jul-03-09 05:14 PM   #7 
   yes!!!!!! This top 10 is A S T O U N D I N G !!!!!!  trueblue2007   Jul-03-09 10:53 PM   #46 
   good work!  Jade Fox   Jul-03-09 05:16 PM   #8 
   That is hilarious!  vixengrl   Jul-03-09 05:18 PM   #9 
   Very good!  Lancer   Jul-03-09 05:20 PM   #10 
   Very well done  sharp_stick   Jul-03-09 05:23 PM   #11 
   Great!!!  Champion Jack   Jul-03-09 05:27 PM   #12 
   Sublime!! n/t  rvablue   Jul-03-09 05:28 PM   #13 
   Very funny!!! n/t  msanthrope   Jul-03-09 05:31 PM   #14 
   Epic win!  crispini   Jul-03-09 05:38 PM   #15 
   Taking up Larry Flynt offer for better cheesecake photos.  Festivito   Jul-03-09 05:47 PM   #16 
   DUzy! For you AND the OP, of course!  northofdenali   Jul-03-09 08:20 PM   #34 
      Oh Yeah. Congrats, Danali!  ProfessorGAC   Jul-04-09 06:01 AM   #50 
   She's Bonkers! nt  iwillalwayswonderwhy   Jul-03-09 05:51 PM   #17 
   !  NoPasaran   Jul-03-09 05:53 PM   #18 
   #11 ... getting out before the plane tickets from SC to AK surface ...  zbdent   Jul-03-09 06:24 PM   #19 
   I'd promise to watch her if #6 was true in the LEAST bit...!!!  TankLV   Jul-03-09 06:26 PM   #20 
   Outstanding!  Brother Buzz   Jul-03-09 06:38 PM   #21 
   11. going to work for Faux Snooze.  Historic NY   Jul-03-09 06:55 PM   #22 
   other than 9 & 2 these are VERY VERY good! great job! I love submitting jokes for  Divine Discontent   Jul-03-09 07:04 PM   #23 
   FANTASTIC!!!  NanceGreggs   Jul-03-09 07:25 PM   #24 
   That's actually better than most of Letterman's Top Ten!  PatSeg   Jul-03-09 07:25 PM   #25 
   #11 Going to star in the remake of 'Dumb & Dumber' with  JamesA1102   Jul-03-09 07:30 PM   #27 
      You're on a roll!!!  PatSeg   Jul-03-09 07:56 PM   #28 
   11. Fight for custody of 'Blanket'.  TeamJordan23   Jul-03-09 07:27 PM   #26 
   ....  bigwillq   Jul-03-09 08:56 PM   #39 
   Hell ... even Sarah says "Pump It Up!"`  66 dmhlt   Jul-03-09 07:57 PM   #29 
   Couldn't give a speech on 11/4/08 ...  Born_A_Truman   Jul-03-09 08:01 PM   #31 
   12. They got her on tape blowing Gov Sanford in Buenos Aires nt  mw   Jul-03-09 08:16 PM   #32 
   Her speech sounds like she's a chipmunk  northofdenali   Jul-03-09 08:18 PM   #33 
   # 8 is excellent...I got one..  Cha   Jul-03-09 08:21 PM   #35 
   Nice job!!!!!  BobTheSubgenius   Jul-03-09 08:26 PM   #36 
   Haha! No moose will be safe!  Gregorian   Jul-03-09 08:39 PM   #37 
   Well done and under pressure of a quick deadline  grantcart   Jul-03-09 08:55 PM   #38 
   She's the other, other woman  angee_is_mad   Jul-03-09 08:56 PM   #40 
   This is great!  bigwillq   Jul-03-09 08:56 PM   #41 
   I hope Letterman's top 10 is that good.  neuvocat   Jul-03-09 09:58 PM   #42 
   Ha!  davidpdx   Jul-03-09 10:32 PM   #43 
   these are great! LOL! letterman's top ten should be so good.  orleans   Jul-03-09 10:34 PM   #44 
   That's pretty good  omega minimo   Jul-03-09 10:48 PM   #45 
   There was one of those Support Sarah Palin ads  hangman86   Jul-03-09 10:53 PM   #47 
   11. She is starting her own web site www.votefortheGILF.com  sce56   Jul-04-09 03:19 AM   #48 
   My Faves Are 4, 3, and 1.  ProfessorGAC   Jul-04-09 06:00 AM   #49 
   ha ha, excellent!  marions ghost   Jul-04-09 06:38 AM   #51 
   Palin is going for the money  Optical.Catalyst   Jul-04-09 07:16 AM   #52 
   K&R  Vidar   Jul-04-09 07:17 AM   #53 
   I thought maybe Obama hired her as his 'energy expert'. n/t  denverbill   Jul-04-09 08:52 AM   #54 
   Per diem sucks in Alaska  tj2001   Jul-04-09 09:22 AM   #55 
   Top FIVE reasons Palin is resigning = NOT humor  L. Coyote   Jul-04-09 09:27 AM   #56 
   Partial Term Palin  KingsMeadow   Jul-04-09 10:31 AM   #57 
   NO. She won't  omega minimo   Jul-04-09 01:27 PM   #63 
      Partial Term Palin  KingsMeadow   Jul-04-09 04:44 PM   #67 
         Rather for  omega minimo   Jul-04-09 05:04 PM   #68 
   The next move...  Zambero   Jul-04-09 10:46 AM   #58 
   Perfection. K&R n/t  myrna minx   Jul-04-09 10:56 AM   #59 
   That is out standing work!  NJmaverick   Jul-04-09 11:01 AM   #60 
   Excellent Work !!! - K & R !!!  WillyT   Jul-04-09 12:21 PM   #61 
   That is good! nt  Enthusiast   Jul-04-09 12:44 PM   #62 
   This entire thread deserves a DUzy!  calimary   Jul-04-09 01:45 PM   #64 
   Damn funny  sonias   Jul-04-09 01:49 PM   #65 
   Very, very funny  Auggie   Jul-04-09 03:43 PM   #66 
   this was a greatest thread??? PULLEAZZEEEE  PretzelWarrior   Jul-11-09 07:16 PM   #70 
 
GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 05:08 PM
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1. .
:spray: :rofl:
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JamesA1102 (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jul-04-09 09:18 PM
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69. #12 Joining the Alaska Independence Party
They promised to make her Queen!
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 05:09 PM
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2. I can seriously see that on Letterman.
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Lisa0825 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Fri Jul-03-09 05:10 PM
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3. K&R
:rofl:
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 05:12 PM
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4. #8 is the best
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DallasNE (457 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 08:00 PM
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30. Agreed
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southerncrone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 05:12 PM
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5. A+
:rofl:
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slay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 05:12 PM
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6. ROFL!
That's freakin awesome. Send it to Dave! :evilgrin:
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Mira Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Fri Jul-03-09 05:14 PM
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7. If you need a job, apply with Letterman. This is flawless and hysterical. I'm proud Updated at 11:28 PM
to "know" you as a fellow DUer. Good work.
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trueblue2007 (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 10:53 PM
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46. yes!!!!!! This top 10 is A S T O U N D I N G !!!!!!
wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAy to Go !!!!
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Jade Fox Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 05:16 PM
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8. good work!
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vixengrl Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 05:18 PM
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9. That is hilarious!
:rofl:
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Lancer Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Fri Jul-03-09 05:20 PM
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10. Very good!
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sharp_stick Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 05:23 PM
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11. Very well done
an excellent top 10.
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Champion Jack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 05:27 PM
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12. Great!!!
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rvablue (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 05:28 PM
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13. Sublime!! n/t
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msanthrope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Fri Jul-03-09 05:31 PM
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14. Very funny!!! n/t
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 05:38 PM
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15. Epic win!
Nice!
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Festivito (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 05:47 PM
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16. Taking up Larry Flynt offer for better cheesecake photos.
Alaska runs cold, our governor has just been sold, our governor is a centerfold...

Can you hear the music?
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northofdenali Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 08:20 PM
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34. DUzy! For you AND the OP, of course!
Funny as hell :rofl:

Thanks from an Alaskan FINALLY getting celebrate Independence Day free from the alien Gubner!
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Sat Jul-04-09 06:01 AM
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50. Oh Yeah. Congrats, Danali!
You've probably had it up to "here" for quite some time now, huh? How's that Lt. Governor?
GAC
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iwillalwayswonderwhy Donating Member (830 posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 05:51 PM
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17. She's Bonkers! nt
nt
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Fri Jul-03-09 05:53 PM
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18. !
:rofl:
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zbdent (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 06:24 PM
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19. #11 ... getting out before the plane tickets from SC to AK surface ...
and why was her SUV parked at the Vancouver airport?
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TankLV (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 06:26 PM
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20. I'd promise to watch her if #6 was true in the LEAST bit...!!!
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Brother Buzz (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 06:38 PM
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21. Outstanding!
Eight and four are almost believable.

:rofl:
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 06:55 PM
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22. 11. going to work for Faux Snooze.
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Divine Discontent Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 07:04 PM
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23. other than 9 & 2 these are VERY VERY good! great job! I love submitting jokes for
the online TOP 10 on Letterman's web page from time to time. I've got selected #2, 5 & 6 before in the times I've tried.

Hope they have a similar question so you can submit a few of these.


NANANANA NANANANA - HEY HEY HEY GOODBYE SARA!!!!
:hi:
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Fri Jul-03-09 07:25 PM
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24. FANTASTIC!!!
:kick: and REC'D!!!!!
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PatSeg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 07:25 PM
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25. That's actually better than most of Letterman's Top Ten!
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JamesA1102 (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 07:30 PM
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27. #11 Going to star in the remake of 'Dumb & Dumber' with
Michelle Bachman.
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PatSeg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 07:56 PM
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28. You're on a roll!!!
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TeamJordan23 (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 07:27 PM
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26. 11. Fight for custody of 'Blanket'.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 08:56 PM
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39. ....
:thumbsup:
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66 dmhlt (119 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 07:57 PM
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29. Hell ... even Sarah says "Pump It Up!"`
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Born_A_Truman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 08:01 PM
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31. Couldn't give a speech on 11/4/08 ...
McCain's peeps ripped her speech off the teleprompter and she had to use it somewhere.

Seriously, I'd love to read that speech. This one was like a bad stream of consciousness.
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mw (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 08:16 PM
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32. 12. They got her on tape blowing Gov Sanford in Buenos Aires nt
nt
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northofdenali Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 08:18 PM
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33. Her speech sounds like she's a chipmunk
wound up on Mat-Su Valley meth (plently of labs near Wasilla). Makes no sense, contradicts herself constantly, manic...........

Whew. Total meltdown.
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Fri Jul-03-09 08:21 PM
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35. # 8 is excellent...I got one..
the RNC paid her to take the headlines away from the narcissist, sanford..promising her the gop pres nom :silly:
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BobTheSubgenius Donating Member (842 posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 08:26 PM
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36. Nice job!!!!!
Better than many - probably most - of Letterman's Top Tens.
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Gregorian Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 08:39 PM
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37. Haha! No moose will be safe!
She really is a little slow.
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grantcart Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 08:55 PM
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38. Well done and under pressure of a quick deadline
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angee_is_mad Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 08:56 PM
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40. She's the other, other woman
of mark sanford.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 08:56 PM
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41. This is great!
:bounce: :thumbsup:
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42. I hope Letterman's top 10 is that good.
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43. Ha!
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 10:34 PM
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44. these are great! LOL! letterman's top ten should be so good.
are you a writer for his show?
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 10:48 PM
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45. That's pretty good
:toast: Funny and you got the rhythm right :yourock:
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hangman86 (262 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-03-09 10:53 PM
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47. There was one of those Support Sarah Palin ads
right next to your list when I read it, which made it all the more hilarious. It looked like your Top 10 was actually paid for by SarahPAC!!!! :rofl:
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sce56 Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jul-04-09 03:19 AM
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48. 11. She is starting her own web site www.votefortheGILF.com
but she has to remove the links to www.JohnMcCain.com first
If you have to ask it means Gov I'd Like to F*@k
the web site still links you to JohnMcCain.com soon it will link you to her erection site!
votefortheMILF.com was killed after it became public before the election
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Sat Jul-04-09 06:00 AM
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49. My Faves Are 4, 3, and 1.
Thanks for the chuckle.
GAC
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marions ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jul-04-09 06:38 AM
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51. ha ha, excellent!
I have to add one tho---

Sarah and Todd become want to become televangelists to make a lot of money so they can set up religious survivalist camps in Alaska to get ready for Armageddon.
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Optical.Catalyst (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jul-04-09 07:16 AM
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52. Palin is going for the money
Palin is showing her true conservative colors; she is dumping politics and perusing the path to riches.

Look for the FAUX NUZE trifecta coming your way:


    Hannity Show

    Beck Show

    Palin Show
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Vidar (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jul-04-09 07:17 AM
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53. K&R
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denverbill (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jul-04-09 08:52 AM
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54. I thought maybe Obama hired her as his 'energy expert'. n/t
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tj2001 (685 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jul-04-09 09:22 AM
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55. Per diem sucks in Alaska
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L. Coyote (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jul-04-09 09:27 AM
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56. Top FIVE reasons Palin is resigning = NOT humor
1. She will be indicted on a Monday.
2. She will be indicted on a Tuesday.
3. She will be indicted on a Wednesday.
4. She will be indicted on a Thursday.
5. She will be indicted on a Friday.
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KingsMeadow (8 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jul-04-09 10:31 AM
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57. Partial Term Palin
She will be forever known as:

Partial Term Palin
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jul-04-09 01:27 PM
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63. NO. She won't
:puke:
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KingsMeadow (8 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jul-04-09 04:44 PM
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67. Partial Term Palin
Partial Term Palin, you know for her Aborted Governorship.
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jul-04-09 05:04 PM
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68. Rather for
your aborted DUership :evilfrown:
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Zambero (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jul-04-09 10:46 AM
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58. The next move...
Leaping off the 'Bridge to Nowhere' where she will rendezvous with Michael Jackson's wandering spirit.
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myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jul-04-09 10:56 AM
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59. Perfection. K&R n/t
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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jul-04-09 11:01 AM
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60. That is out standing work!
:toast:
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jul-04-09 12:21 PM
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61. Excellent Work !!! - K & R !!!
:applause: :yourock: :applause:

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

:rofl:

:hi:
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Enthusiast Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Sat Jul-04-09 12:44 PM
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62. That is good! nt
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calimary Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Sat Jul-04-09 01:45 PM
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64. This entire thread deserves a DUzy!Updated at 12:47 PM
:toast:
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sonias Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jul-04-09 01:49 PM
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65. Damn funny
You have talent there James!

:applause: :rofl:


Sonia
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Auggie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Sat Jul-04-09 03:43 PM
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66. Very, very funny
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PretzelWarrior (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jul-11-09 07:16 PM
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70. this was a greatest thread??? PULLEAZZEEEE
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