Thanks to Theresa LaPore,Thousands died on 9/11 and we started a war with no end.

[Perky]

:popcorn:

[incapsulated]

1. Nah, it's all LBJ's fault!

Damn you, Lyndon!

[Perky]

2. No no wait.....It was Sam Giancana.

Because without him.... LBJ never would have been president

[LaydeeBug]

3. or thanks to Antonin Scalia et al. nt

:popcorn:

[sui generis]

4. I thought you meant Amanda LePore

forgot to refill my coffee cup this afternoon.

[Hekate]

7. Is that a photoshop?

:wow:

[sui generis]

9. nope

she's a street star - Dave LaChapelle "illusionist" model; more plastic than human though.

I suspect 1000 years from now when the archaelogists dig her up they'll find boobs, cheekbones, lips and hips, all stuck to a skeleton. ;)

[NYC_SKP]

10. Here's another.

Yikes!!!

[camera obscura]

12. She's fierce.

[PBS Poll-435]

5. I don't think she did it on purpose

:shrug:

[SharonAnn]

6. No, it was Jeb Bush who setup the purge of 90,000 Florida voters and did

many other things to reduce the Dem turnout and eliminate Dem absentee ballots.

Jeb is the one! With or without Teresa, he put together the plan.

Her only error was in not realize that the ballot structure that was designed to get all presidential candidates on the same page would be a problem.

Yes, she made a mistake, but without Jeb's evil acts, it wouldn't have mattered.

[Perky]

8. Even with Jebs's evil deed we essentially ties. It was PalmBeach that killed us.

I am sure it was not intention but it was stupid, because it was used before in PBC in the Governor's race and the resuls were atrociaous. Heb won that race in a walk so it was actually pretty incosequential to the result.

[NYC_SKP]

11. Fuckin' Florida... n/t

[grantcart]

13. It was my fault

Theresa and I were involved in an illicit sexual relationship.


She would bring her work to the motel and I would humor her by looking at it.


In my post orgasmic euphoria I was too proud to put my reading glasses on.


I told her, "why does everybody hate people over 50? Couldn't you make the print a little bit bigger".


The next night she brought in a sample and I told her it was the most beautiful ballot ever made.


This inflamed her passion and she became a tigress and we didn't stop until 5 in the morning.


The rest is history.

[cliffordu]

15. They have an ointment or that kind of inflammation.

Saves wear and tear on your tired old chakra.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

14. NO NO NO it's all thanks to that psychotic plastered makeup skank and Nader and Chavez of course. nt