If Obama Picked "God" For SCOTUS - How Would The Repugs Reject Him?........

[global1]

Just curious - we all know that anybody Obama would have picked to fill the SC vacancy - would have been rejected by the Repugs. They are really going off the deep end saying Sotomayor is a racist - and comparing her with the likes of the KKK and David Duke.

How would the Repugs reject "God" - our ultimate judge - if Obama would have picked him/her?

Come on DU - this has got to be good for a few laughs.

[provis99]

1. God is too easy on the death penalty.

He let Noah and family live.

[Cronus Protagonist]

2. God keeps making these homosexuals, and he loves the poor

And JESUS!!! WTF!!! ???

[Starbucks Anarchist]

3. They'd say he's a bigger celebrity than Paris Hilton.

And that he thinks the world revolves around him.

[DrToast]

4. God? You mean the deadbeat dad?

Left it up to the mom to raise his kid. Those aren't the values we need in a Supreme Court Justice.

[KamaAina]

5. Too empathetic

:eyes:

[rocktivity]

6. He's an unwed father who knocked up a married woman

Holy family values, Batman!

:eyes:
rocktivity

[annabanana]

20. (nonono - This would make him a REPUBLICAN nominee)

[rocktivity]

28. It WOULD make him a Republican--if he were pro-torture!

But he liberally flip-flopped and decided that it was SO illegal, he bought his (illegitimate) son back to life!

:rofl:
rocktivity

[Kaleko]

7. God? Way too easy on crime.

Let's it happen all the time!

Flip flopper. Creates stuff, then destroys it, WTF?

Blatant disregard for the law as evidenced by resumé.

Yet another white male, and a Jew... eeww! And much too old to begin with.

Totally unacceptable choice for the US Supreme Court.

[YOY]

8. There just aren't enough records of his activities for the past 2000 years.

I mean before that...tons of stuff...then he just dissappears off the map.

Sure the Muslims "claim" they have documentation station he/she was doing some 1200 years ago but can we trust that kind of information from THOSE people...

That and life long bachelor who "supposedly" had a child with a woman that he never married...how do we know he isn't gay! Or a woman in drag!!!

And just in case I need it --->:sarcasm:

[Sebastian Doyle]

15. Well, Orrin Hatch might dispute that with you

He believes God talked to Joseph Smith less than 200 years ago.

[Joe the Liberal]

9. God is an atheist and doesn't believe in the Christian god.....

therefore he is unsuitable to serve on the SCOTUS because he lacks moral values that all good white Christians have!

That would be my guess.

[sarah553807]

10. They would ask about his child out of wedlock

who knows.ha ha

[Adsos Letter]

11. God has an obvious religious agenda, and it's antithetical to theirs.

[vaberella]

12. IT's clearly a liberal activist and has a leftist agenda.

And based on history: IT's not as Pro-life as they thought IT was.

[SamCooke]

13. He's clearly a terrorist.

[denem]

14. He's not a Republican.

:evilgrin:

[Lasher]

19. Cut right to the chase, don'tcha?

That one sums them all up.

[pnwmom]

16. He's too creative, doesn't stick to facts. An activist. Makes his own laws. n/t

[old mark]

17. ...and that beard.....

...got to be a commie.


mark

[Justitia]

18. Activist judge. Arrogant. Not the right temperament.

[AllentownJake]

21. His pick would upset Rush

Everyone in the GOP knows Rush thinks he has that title and no one in the GOP wants to cross Rush.

[Historic NY]

22. they'd nail him up again.

[MiniMe]

23. Too empathetic and willing to forgive

[solstice]

24. Are you kidding?! All the wars, injustice, suffering, in the world and you don't think God

IS a REPUBLICAN?

I do.

[LiberalFighter]

25. He won't let them worship gold.

[global1]

26. He Thinks He Knows Everything.......nt

[Pharlo]

27. Every self respecting republican knows

Barack HUSSEIN Obama is a Muslim. Therefore, we all know he is nominating the MUSLIM god.

America is a Christian nation.

There is no room in our Christian Supreme Court for a Muslim God.

We all know that George W Bush would have nominated The Christian God.

But this muslim god, we do not want on our Christian US Supreme Court. Is there a doubt in any of our minds that this muslim god will FORCE us and our children to become muslims? Who here wants to see the muslims destroy our Christian America like they did the WTC? And, this muslim will attack our Christian country by manipulating our sacred Bill of Rights! Forcing us to give up our guns! Forcing us to give up our Christian religion! Allowing gays to marry! Promoting abortion!

No, we MUST oppose this muslim god!!!!


Seriously, I can hear the Rush Rant now...

[Catshrink]

29. Depends on whether he chooses the God of the NT or OT

OT -- they'd embrace fully. That's the God of retribution, the God who outlawed the gay, put women in their place, etc.

NT -- they'd reject as being too emphathetic, too sympathetic toward the poor and outcast, etc.

[Arkana]

30. Too liberal--and a long-haired hippie.

[cherish44]

31. He likes Jews better than everyone else

It is said the Jews are his "chosen people" after all...

[Jennicut]

32. God interferes to damn much, he needs to "KEEP OUT" of people's lives

sort of like the govt.

[omega minimo]

33. They'd be totally pissed when they realized God

is a woman :evilgrin:

[AzDar]

34. Clearly has gender-identity issues... he wears a dress!

;-)

[arcos]

35. He's not married... nt

[arcos]

36. All of his friends seem to be male... nt

[arcos]

37. He would never die nt