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Truthiness Inspector Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 12:35 AM
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I am as inept as a woman, as a GLBT, a Muslim, etc
I can't bowl worth a damn.

Hey, I'm just making a joke. You are supposed to laugh heartily. It's funny! Or can you at least excuse it, and help me out here with offerings of why it's ok for me to say what I just said, please? It was just an off-hand comment, after all.

I meant no harm to the individuals included in the groups mentioned above, I'm just trying to make a self-deprecating joke comparing myself to people to whom I think I am superior at their expense. I just want people to think I'm charmming and funny. I'm really a good person!





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TTUBatfan2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 12:37 AM
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1. Translation...
"I'm really an evil fuckwad!!!!!"

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Truthiness Inspector Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 12:39 AM
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2. Of course not
Just charmmmming.
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TTUBatfan2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 12:41 AM
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4. A charming evil fuckwad...
kinda like an anti-Christ eh?
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 12:40 AM
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3. i kick ass at Wii bowling, too bad that doesn't translate over to actual bowling.
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Jennicut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 12:43 AM
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5. I too kick ass on the Wii version. Perhaps President Obama needs to practice on
that.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 12:44 AM
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6. it doesn't help at all.
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Jennicut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 12:46 AM
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9. LOL. Too bad. Here I thought I was an expert on bowling now!
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 12:49 AM
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10. it was disappointing and embarrassing, ww was i always this bad at real bowling?
Survey says----yes!
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Occam Bandage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 12:45 AM
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7. You do seem to be inept. nt
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alcibiades_mystery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 12:45 AM
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8. You're G,L,B, AND T?
Dayum!

:-)
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Truthiness Inspector Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 12:53 AM
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11. Negative, but I'm down for a TBLT
Turkey bacon. :D
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masuki bance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 01:36 AM
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12. He never used the word inept.
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AllentownJake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 01:38 AM
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13. My brother is autistic
I speak for both of us when I say go fuck yourself.

If you want to continue the circular firing squad fine by me.
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Truthiness Inspector Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 01:56 AM
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16. No, you don't speak for him
You speak for yourself, and your own agenda to somehow proclaim that you speak for someone who is not present in this discussion. I understand (I think) where you are coming from, but you do not speak for him unless you think his voice should be steamrolled by yours.
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AllentownJake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 06:56 AM
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23. Actually me and my mother do speak for him
If there is something wrong with the group home, we are the ones speaking for him. If the state isn't providing the care he needs, we are the ones for speaking him, and my brother doesn't watch leno, however he does live in a group home and the guy who is making sure the states have funding so that place is open is his friend even if he made a stupid comment.
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Teaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 08:12 AM
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26. you just got schooled
pwned. so pwned.
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 01:43 AM
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14. If you've got some MILLIONS to put into programs that are gonna help me personally,
I really don't give a shit how superior you think you are.
Cause it's great to say all of the right things, but I'd rather get some assistance
in making my life on a daily basis easier!

How's that?
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Truthiness Inspector Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 01:51 AM
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15. How's that? How about LAME.
Pity is the best you wish for, and you grovel happily for it. How sad.
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 02:11 AM
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17. Are you drunk?
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Truthiness Inspector Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 02:14 AM
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18. What is your problem with what I said?
Sans insults.
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 02:15 AM
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19. You used insults.....
so I'm not sure why you are the one setting the bar....unless your are drunk.

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Truthiness Inspector Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 02:19 AM
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20. I'm sorry that you are fixated on drunkeness
instead of reading for content.

P.S. No one said I set the bar, except for you. I do not accept that mantle. Perhaps you've had a bit too much, otherwise you'd have something better to offer.
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Bonobo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 03:38 AM
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21. If Special Olympics athletes were as good as others, they would be in the real olympics.
So your point is stupid. AND I am sick of you and other PC fools' obtuse intolerance of a mild joke.


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tkmorris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 03:54 AM
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22. This guy isn't PC, he's just a professional chain-yanker
He saw an opportunity to belittle Obama and he is taking it. Oh and BTW, his avatar is intended as an insult. To all of us. He's a real survivor, he is.
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cooolandrew Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 06:58 AM
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24. Erm, OK that's fine I understand the outrage but I do believe he's apologized now. >
Edited on Sat Mar-21-09 07:00 AM by cooolandrew
The main factor here is to detract from what was a very humanizing interview and did him a world of good among ordinary working people. That simple really.
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JTFrog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 07:09 AM
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25. You had me at inept. n/t
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Teaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 08:12 AM
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27. what is "charmming?"
.
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Teaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 08:14 AM
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28. Too early for someone to win dumbshit post of the day.
but keep posting, you'll work your way down to it.
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