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warrior1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:46 AM
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If limpballs were dead
Edited on Sat Mar-07-09 09:54 AM by warrior1
Do you think the Michael Steel's and other limpdick repukes would rejoice?

IMO I think that they would be relieved that they no longer had to kiss his ass.

If you have a problem with me using that sort of language about limpballs, he had said worst about democrats. IE: Ted Kennedy, Hillary, all women, minorities, other countries, democrats, etc., etc.
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:54 AM
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1. It's just a stupid thing to say--if he were dead, an asshole would become a martyr.
Someone claiming to be his "heir" in terms of his philosophy would spring up. The Schtick Would Go On.

He's loving the attention he's getting. Just like Coulter. I say stop giving it to them.

When you hear his name, simply leave it at "Big Fat Idiot."

Al Franken has already written the definitive treatise--no need to expound!
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warrior1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:56 AM
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5. my thinking is the matter
is we might just get more republican's to go only with Obama and get some shit done. They are so afraid of his voice, it is really scary. He's just a fat fuck with a big damn mouth who knows nothing. Yet he makes time wet themselves. Pa-thetic.
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RandomThoughts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:55 AM
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2. I would try not to wish harm on anyone.
I would hope he would have a moment of really deep thought, and improve the direction he is on.

But on the subject of him being hurt, no it is almost like with Golumn, you never know what part a person might play in future events, and some people that are most disagreed with, have had revelations and found new paths and because of contrast actually offer even more then a person always on a more accepted path.

So staying on the bright side of things, I wish him well, and healing in his afflictions. It is not worth it to think harm on another, it is better to hope they find love inside and out.

IMHO
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FreakinDJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:55 AM
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3. Put a jar of Oxicotten in front of him - you may get your wish
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:56 AM
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4. how old are you?
because my 9 year old is more mature than anything you said in this op.

El Rushbo denigrates everything and anything but do you need to get in the gutter with him?
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warrior1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:57 AM
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6. No where did I wish him dead
I just asked a question.
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warrior1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 10:00 AM
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7. listen
I'm sick of the fucker. rush and people like him is what is wrong with this country. Free speech? How is it free he's paid millions of dollars to spew hate and lies. I'm fucking sick of it.
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elocs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 10:05 AM
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8. The problem with juvenile name-calling
is that it reflects the degree of intelligence of the writer's intellect. It also tends to make you look like the worst of the people you claim to abhor (change the names to Democrats and you could imagine Rush saying the same words). Why not take a moment and compose a well written paragraph that does not parrot things which have not already been said here hundreds of times. Maybe search for an original thought, for I'm sure there is one.
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warrior1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 10:18 AM
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9. again pathetic
From one whom speak to power. The rude one.

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com /

Rush Limbaugh Dined For Your Sins:
Rush Limbaugh has not seen his penis since the 1960s. When he "lost" all that weight so quickly about ten years ago, the flap of stretched stomach flesh still blocked his view. And now that he's gained it all back, there hasn't even been a shadow visible. No, it's been a very, very long time. Memory is a callous mistress. The women that he met, married, and/or fucked all had the same arc of description in the course of the relationship. Early on, when he would say, as foreplay, "Tell me what my cock looks like," they would describe it as "magnificent in its girth" or "so huge it hurts," anything to keep up Limbaugh's confidence so he could maintain an erection because sometimes, no matter how much Viagra you're downing like Tic-Tacs, you can still get the big psychological blood blockage and, alas, damned flaccidity follows. Ask Daryn Kagan. She'll tell you of nights with Limbaugh where her pussy felt like it had been slapped repeatedly with a dried vienna sausage, where the radio host wept that his ham hock arms couldn't reach around his couch pillow gut to yank himself into tumescence, where Kagan comforted him by cooing how very big it was, how it frightened her. Well, she actually had to yell it so he could hear, but it was shouted version of cooing. Soothing, but loud.

Of course, as the relationship turned sour, the women would tell him they lied, that he had a tiny prick, the size of a newborn's thumb. As far as Limbaugh's concerned, lovers only tell the truth while they're loving. Yes, them and Dominican child prostitutes. Yes, it has all left Limbaugh with delusions of grandeur about his dick. He has no direct evidence that he's right about it, only the word of the sycophantic and the paid. But that doesn't stop him from going online, whenever he's shifted his girth from his radio chair to his home computer chair, and claiming that he's got a ginormous johnson. It is the way of rich men who are so morbidly, revoltingly obese that even their wealth can't attract partners. The truth about his cock size is insignificant here. Reality is merely an impediment. The only thing that matters is it's all about Rush Limbaugh's dick.

In his appearance this past Saturday at CPAC (motto: "Pretending this matters since 1973"), Limbaugh was at his most pathetic, attention-whoring in a way that'd make actual whores say, "You don't need to actually show your snatch to get customers." One could go through the speech line by line and demonstrate every contradiction, every historical fucktardery, every just plain wrong idea or "fact," but none of us has that much time (however, see examples in the notes below). We could spend our time talking about what the fuck CNN was thinking in airing the entire speech live.

Instead, let's just say this: Rush Limbaugh (and Sean Hannity and every other conservative bag of shit that's piled up on the curbs of our nation) is fucking thrilled that Barack Obama is President. He is not a politician. He is only beholden to corporations. He is merely an ephemeral presence. He exists only as long as his ratings stay high. And Obama's win is a goddamned gift because he and his legions of taint-licking, deluded, chanting drones can work themselves into some kind of froth about every goddamn thing that Democrats do for the next 2, 4, or 8 years. He just got a new lease on life, motherfuckers, and that's like another legal scrip for oxycontin. Pure fuckin' bliss, man.


snip
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MoonRiver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 10:27 AM
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10. Who cares what the Rethugs want?
As far as I'm concerned, if they want him dead, I want him alive. Let him drag the whole rotten bunch of them down with him.
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AllentownJake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:55 AM
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11. Trust me there is a file somewhere in the bowels of the GOP
Edited on Sat Mar-07-09 11:56 AM by AllentownJake
labled Rush Limbaugh. If the GOP ever determines that Rush has become a liability and is no longer an asset, Rush will be taken down quite publicly and humiliatingly. They can replace him in 15 minutes with some other college drop out with a crude sense of humor, low self esteem, and an ability to parrot talking points.

For now Rush serves a purpose for them. When it has been determined that he no longer serves that purpose. He will disapear.
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wackywaggin Donating Member (243 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 12:29 PM
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14. Agree. Progressives won't have to do a thing.

The GOP will turn on each other, like they always do, and limpig will fade into obscurity and have an "accident."
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onlyadream Donating Member (821 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 12:10 PM
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12. I know I would (rejoice). nt
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 12:20 PM
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13. Some other piece of crap know-nothing would emerge to lead the very stupid.
Edited on Sat Mar-07-09 12:21 PM by Lex
nt
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