Freeper meltdown watch part 3497

[nxylas]

OK, I promised myself I'd stop looking at that site. There comes a point at which the wailing and gnashing of teeth stops being funny and just becomes embarrassing. But occasionally, I come across a post so unhinged that I just have to share. Are you ready for AMERICA'S FIRST BASTARD PERESIDENT (sic)?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2185482/posts

[WeDidIt]

1. The Birthers are the very definition of unhinged

They're so whacked out they make the moon landing deniers seem sane.

[ShortnFiery]

2. Whoa!

Back away from the Freepers, nice and slow ...

[Avalux]

3. WTF is a "Crypto-Islamo Commie"??

[treestar]

6. It's pretty much the same thing as a Marxist and a Fabian Socialist

[treestar]

4. ...

A USURPER indeed!!!! What else can you expect from a lying crypto-marxist of a counterfeit Alinskyite POTUS from the most corrupt environs of leftist Chicago gutter politics, who MAY be an illegal alien, who has by my count told 168 LIES on the campaign trail that are at variance with the factual record, has the abortion policy of a Nazi, committed 4 violations of the Logan Act, has taken illegal foreign campaign money, is beholden to the most corrupt national political organization outside of the DemocRAT party itself, ACORN, spent 20 years inhaling the poisonous miasma that emanated from his racist, hate filled anti-American pastor, whose primary seminal philosophical influences were all radicals of one stripe or other, believes that the constitution is a flawed document because judges cannot break it free of the constraints placed upon it by the founders, is more concerned with protecting the rights of terrorists that the security of the US, wants to redistribute wealth in a Fabian socialist or Soviet manner, whose administration has more scandal in the first fortnight than the average presidency has in 4 years, is a committed gun grabber, and is the most inveterate political liar that I have EVER




What's the abortion policy of a Nazi? They'd have prohibited the abortions of any Aryan cannon fodder!

4 violations of the Logan Act?

Where do they even get this Fabian Socialist or Soviet thing? They must listen to what Rush tells them without ever bothering to listen to Obama himself.

[Number23]

14. That is the worst run-on sentence in the history of the English language

Structurally bad and don't get me started on the content...

[Binka]

17. Don't Be Harsh The Fucktard Freeper Just Spent 3 Hours With His Thesaurus n/t

[Odin2005]

22. Yeah, Freeps, Obama's an Alinskyite. Got a problem with that?

When I read Obama read up on Alinsky my opinion of him jumped x10.

[Historic NY]

5. Boy them birthers are sure funny but we just got rid... of

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1fUaXCmqME

They didn't seem to mind that. Someone should ask them if any other President had to show his birth certificate. See what their answer is.

[jenmito]

7. Their hypocrisy knows no bounds. On another thread there about how people in CA are trying to

overturn Prop 8, someone commented, "They never stop, they never relent and if they don't win they threaten, attack, intimidate, and sue. Are we not Americans? Please help stop this now."

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2186251/posts

[AllentownJake]

8. They are still crying about the Panama Canal and relationships with China

on there.

[jenmito]

10. They're ridiculous. They have nothing real to complain about so they

keep clinging to whatever they can, no matter how hopeless or senseless.

[MiniMe]

12. Sounds like a great description of Coleman

If he could, he would fight this for 6 years.

[agentS]

9. WTH is a "Peresident"?

This is the headline-
ZEROBAMA, AMERICA'S FIRST BASTARD PERESIDENT
Freepers- America's dumbest people.

[Still Sensible]

11. freerepublic dot com, America's First Dickhead Website! n/t

[Historic NY]

15. even the little "blue pill" doesn't help them.

[Number23]

13. "Peresident" huh?

Is there ANYTHING these fools are capable of getting right?

And you're right... this post boldly travels well past humor and is smack in the middle of embarrassing as all hell. Too bad the idiot responsible isn't smart enough to understand that...

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

16. Mouth-breathing, semi-literate

duck fuckers. Freeps mine an endless vein of moranium.

[Veruca Salt]

18. LOL! I got hooked on their tinfoilery when the whole

birth certificate fiasco started and it's given me hours of amusement. I find myself rooting for the few sensible ones trying to talk sense to the birthers and always find myself laughing my ass off as the 'conspiracy' gets more and more complex.

[nxylas]

20. Yeah, imagine how much fun it would be if the courts *did* order the vault copy to be produced

I'm generally opposed to that because I think it would undermine the principle established in law that a certified copy of a birth certificate is the equal of the original in all respects, and that could have unintended consequences for other people in the future. But it'd be funny seeing them tying themselves in knots trying to explain it away. If anyone thinks that production of the vault copy would satisfy the birthers, I've some beachfront property in Arizona to sell you.

[treestar]

25. And then even if it were produced, they'd come up with a conspiracy

Where the keeper of the records conspired with the Kenyans to make the vault copy!

[nxylas]

26. The State of Hawaii is in the tank for Obama!

Why did it take him so long to produce it? Was he stalling for time so that he could produce a more convincing forgery?

Incidentally, how do the birthers explain away the announcement of Barack Obama's birth in a Honolulu newspaper?

[treestar]

28. All part of the conspiracy cooked up by these Kenyans and

Stanley Ann Dunham since 1961! It truly is diabolical! Look at the patience of the perpetrators, willing to wait 47 years for their evil plot to come to fruition!

No wonder they had a holiday in Kenya on Nov. 5! The celebration of the success of their long term evil plot!

[Veruca Salt]

29. I do think that half the birthers would explode and the other half

would start making up even more insane theories. It would definitely be a laugh riot! When those TN (representatives was it?) signed on to one of these outlandish lawsuits there was one lonely freeper arguing against the mob that it 'makes the GOP look like idiots' (touché). Another was speculating that Obama is waiting for a repub of stature to sign on to the farce so he can discredit the GOP big-time.

Ah the schadenfreude is delicious!

And I completely agree with you; it says right on the birth certificate that: "This copy serves as prima facie evidence of the fact of birth in any court proceeding."

So, that beachfront property.... is that by chance on Arizona Bay?

[KingFlorez]

19. Soon they'll have enough words for their own language

[jberryhill]

30. Sort of the way that infant twins develop their own language

...comprehensible only to themselves.

[DFW]

21. So much for Republican "family values."

Seeing as how his father and mother were married at the time he was born, I
wonder just what part of his family situation at the time of his birth they
are objecting to? (as if we didn't know already--"how dare an intelligent guy
of mixed race dare to get himself elected President of the USA by a decisive
majority?"--but of course, that is one thing freeper cowards are too chicken to
say out loud, even though it is exactly what they mean.)

[AspenRose]

23. Has anything been said about their Patron Saint Palin's new grandchild?

By definition, that child's a "bastard."

[nxylas]

24. Remember the IOKIYAR rule

It's OK If You're A Republican.

[zulchzulu]

27. Going to FreeRepublic is like actually reading bus station bathroom graffitti while trying to eat