Dumb.

[Paragon]

[mimitabby]

1. in top form as always

[MallRat]

2. Tummy-ache.

...ugh... shouldn't have eaten that microwave burrito... maybe Secret Service can slip me some Pepto...

-MR

[soupkitchen]

3. Vote your belly

[LisaLynne]

4. Ah ha!!!

Dubya is an alien!!! This heart is in his stomach!!!

[Semi_subversive]

5. They both look like mannequins

And stupid looking ones at that!

[lunarboy13]

6. Oh My....

Barbara: Psst..Pssst...Honey, put your hand over your heart.

W: It is Honey.

Barbara: No it isn't! It's too low!

W: But Karl said my heart was in my stomach.

Barbara: Damn it, Hon! Most things Karl says aren't true!

W: Well, well, my own wife. Don't tell me you've bought into that liberal media spin!

Barbara: Oh George! Sometimes I wonder how you even dress yourself!

W: Well Dick usually lays out my--

Barbara: Shut up, George!

W: Well, well, Mrs. O'REILLY....~mumbles something incoherently beneath his breath~

[parasim]

7. Pathetic picture...

dude in blue jacket: "I always thought it was hand-over-heart... wtf?"

Bush: "These damn people still haven't caught on to my new idea, hand-over-gut... I guess I'm going to have to sign an executive order to make 'em do it!"

Laura: "Maybe if I stand real still, those goddamn bats will just go away..."

Ted Olsen: zzzz...

[CarolynEC]

8. "This is a real show of disrespect by 'President' Bush...

... and anyone who honors America should be outraged by his behavior. He owes the nation an apology."

[mark11727]

9. (bu-uurrrrrrp!)

Ah....that's better.

[sandnsea]

10. Can't find your heart Georgie?

Or is it in your stomach cuz your chickenshit frat boy bullshit is being exposed?