Porn Actress to Challenge Senator Vitter in GOP Primary in Louisiana?

[SuperTrouper]

Several months ago, a curious ad went on the Internet swapshop page searching for a registered Republican woman with experience in some area of adult entertainment that would be willing to run against Vitter in the 2010 Republican Senatorial primary. It was a blatant attempt to dredge up media attention on the Senator’s past trysts with prostitutes for public view, both as a State Representative and later as a Congressman.
At first, many observers considered the ad a joke, yet indications came that the postings promises of financial compensation for a porn actress or exotic dancer to challenge Vitter were serious. Insiders within the Democratic Party began to admit that some senior members of the party were behind the plot. Sources within the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee (DSCC) began to express their approval and complicity with the idea.

Then, late on January 19, 2009, this posting was added to Craigslist, “Seeking Energetic Field Organizers for Senate Campaign (New Orleans)…After an exhaustive review process, we are announcing that we are no longer accepting applications for a female candidate with a history in the adult entertainment industry to challenge Senator Vitter. We want to thank all the talented candidates who applied and endured through our rigorous application process. We furthermore apologize for any inconveniences the applications or interviews may have caused. We are certain many of you will go on to achieve long and accomplished careers in public service, and wish you well in your future endeavors.”

The posting continued, “An announcement pertaining to the final results of our selection process is forthcoming. We are, however, now accepting applications for energetic and personable field organizers for our grassroots campaign. Past or current affiliation with a political party is unimportant, this is a bipartisan effort of civic minded citizens with a desire to change Louisiana and the nation.”

Organizers, the ad went on, should be at least 18 years old with two years of campaign experience, or put another way, WE HAVE FOUND OUR PORN STAR, AND SHE NEEDS A STAFF.



:rofl:


http://www.bayoubuzz.com/News/Louisiana/Politics/Louisiana_Sen._Vitter_to_Face_Porn_Actress_in_GOP_Primary__8254.asp

[UrbScotty]

1. I just hope she doesn't become the poll-dancing type like most pols do (nt)

I admit it, my jokes are pretty lame.

[TrogL]

2. Tracy Lords would probably do it

She's been quite the activist.

[davidpdx]

3. Maybe they'll challange each other to an "oral debate"

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[wyldwolf]

4. fortunately (or unfortunately depending) Jenna Jamison is a Democrat

[SpiralHawk]

5. "Bring her on." - Jeff 'Bulldog' Gannon (R - Male Prostitute)

"Oooops, I forgot, While I was excellent at serving the George AWOL Bush Republicon White House, I am not in a, um, position (smirk) to service the people of Louisiana.

"Besides, while I am a loyal wide-stance B & D republicon (smirk), I am not into diaper sex (phewww) - I just don't get that kinky."

- Jeff 'Bulldog' Gannon (R - Male Prostitute)