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sixmile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 04:36 PM
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3 things for the President to do to become immortal:
1. End all wars
2. Cure cancer
3. Get us off oil

The rest writes itself.

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panader0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 04:38 PM
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1. And drink from the magical fountain of youth.
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olkaz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 04:40 PM
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2. 4. Get the power up and win the game.
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Phoonzang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 04:42 PM
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3. 4. Become a vampire (see: Chester A. Arthur)
Edited on Wed Jan-21-09 04:43 PM by Phoonzang
Edit: Also couldn't a president end all wars by starting a nuclear war?
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 05:07 PM
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4. Live forever?
It just seems like that would do the trick.
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Starry Messenger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 05:11 PM
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5. "There can only be one."
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RC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 06:41 PM
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6. Who made that rule?
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 06:42 PM
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7. Become the guy.
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ZombieHorde Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 06:43 PM
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8. No, number one should be; Don't die. nt
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