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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 11:59 PM
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If George W. Bush were a Bond Villain he'd have to be "Shitfinger"
Everything he touched in the last eight years turned to crap.

Someone with some photoshop talent could really rework this one for some laughs..

(hint: excitement needs to become excrement)

:rofl:

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texastoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 12:02 AM
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1. Hey you
:spray:

You know the really sad part? It was the same way before he was ever elected to anything (except he was a better pilot than McCain, when he deigned to show up).
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 12:05 AM
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3. I don't think he really was a better pilot...
we just know a hell of a lot less about his military record than McCain.

McCain at least had the courage to go get shot at when he could have easily gotten cushy duty somewhere away from the Vietnam War given who his dad and granddad were.

I give McCain and Bush Sr. a lot better marks as pilots and warriors than "W".


Doug D.
Licensed Private Pilot/Aerospace Engineer..
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texastoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 12:25 AM
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12. Well, he was highly recommended for promotion by his CO
in the Guard due to skill, but who knows if that was nepotism. McCain crashed I believe it was three planes early on, but apparently he learned enough from that (at taxpayer expense) to go on to fly several hundred missions. If I recall, two more planes were lost to McCain but not really from official pilot error. True, no telling what shrub would have done had he actually seen battle.
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 12:32 AM
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13. That's called kissing ass for George H.W. Bush's son...
We have NO real idea of W's flying record or skill - it's all been hidden from us. Given his drinking and given people's attitudes about drinking and flying and drinking and driving, I wouldn't be surprised to find out he cracked up a few F-102's for the Texas Air National Guard in his day.

Again it's really unfair to compare the two because McCain didn't use his daddy to protect him from real service or to clean up for him when he made a mistake.

Doug D.
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rusty quoin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 12:04 AM
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2. They call that snakebit down in Texas. Everything he touches...
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 12:06 AM
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4. Yeah but what movie poster could be parodied with that?
:shrug:
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 12:54 AM
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16. I just got it... it could be done as "Snakes on a Plane"
you know Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, George Bush, Scooter Libby, Alberto Gonzales, Rumsfeld, etc. all on Air Force One...

:rofl:
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 12:09 AM
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5. Yes, let's get Mike Myers to do the lead in the movie "Shitfinger"!
...sing it Shirley Bassey:

Shitfinger
He's the man, the man with the Mid-ass touch
A spider's touch
Such a cold finger
Beckons you to enter his web of sin
But don't go in

Shiten words he will pour in your ear
But his lies can't disguise what you fear
For a shiten girl knows when he's kissed her
It's the kiss of death ...

From Mister Shitfinger
Pretty girl, beware of his heart of shit
This heart is cold

Shiten words he will pour in your ear
But his lies can't disguise what you fear
For a shiten girl knows when he's kissed her
It's the kiss of death ...

From Mister Shitfinger
Pretty girl, beware of his heart of shit
This heart is cold
He loves only shit
Only shit
He loves shit
He loves only shit
Only shit
He loves shit
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 12:11 AM
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6. can't breathe...must stop...laughing...way funnier than I had imagined....
:rofl:
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 12:19 AM
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7. Oh yes it is, send it to Myers now and have all the proceeds support DU
...for the next 100 years! Shit happens, and sometimes that can be a good thing!!!!
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 12:20 AM
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8. I have no idea how to do that...
but if you know who to talk to... go ahead...

I just want my slice of the "shitfinger" pie...

:rofl:
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 12:24 AM
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10. Get him to sign a royalty agreement when he is laughing so hard he pees his pants
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 12:22 AM
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9. Can do a sequel "Stinky Hands and Rotten Crotch"...like a spaghetti western
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PerfectSage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 12:25 AM
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11. :rofl: Even the neo cons must wish he'd never touched them
PNAC, Full spectrum dominance, Global Hegemon in all perpetuity, new gilded age of capitalism, Jeb Bush's presidential ambitions etc etc.

Even HAL stock has fallen from $50+ in the summer to $16/share today. Hopefully Cheney's wealth got turned to shit as well.

If I was his old man I'd cut'em outa my will.
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 12:44 AM
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14. Yeah last fall I did a spoof breaking news piece where Harvard asked Bush for his MBA back...
Edited on Wed Jan-21-09 12:45 AM by ddeclue
since he'd made it worthless by crashing and burning the American economy while being the most well known Harvard MBA in history.

Remember this was the guy who crashed and burned several different companies that his daddy and his daddy's friends set up for him including Arbusto Oil...

:rofl:
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:41 AM
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18. Upon further consideration he'd have to be Shitefinger...
since the Bond franchise is British...

:rofl:
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sohndrsmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 12:50 AM
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15. You're awfully generous... ; ) n/t
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:35 AM
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17. I think the historians will ultimately refer to him as President Fuckup..
Edited on Wed Jan-21-09 01:35 AM by ddeclue
:rofl:
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