This is how low America has sunk: This man is our president

[CatWoman]

[Booster]

1. Well, this is obviously a forgery....

they didn't have highlighters in 1976. <>

[CatWoman]

2. That's mustard, silly!!

:D

[athena]

3. Yeah, and

they didn't arrest people for drunk driving back then, either. Hell, there were no cars in 1976. That was the stone age, man!

[RobinA]

4. Not To Mention

the fact that he was apparently two months old when arrested in Kennebunkport.

[LisaL]

5. OMG.

He was already driving drunk at 2 months old? Talk about living a fast life!

[DemBones DemBones]

6. And our VP has TWO of these. I've known

people who lost their jobs for DUI.

[NotTooSimpleSimon]

7. Do Jerome Armstrong and Chris Bowers have the originals?

How do we know these copies are real?

[PSU84]

8. Constitutional Amendment!

Proposed:

"No person who has been convicted of, or plead guilty to, a charge of driving under the influence of alcohol or driving while intoxicated under the laws of any state, the District of Columbia, or any territory or possession of the United States, shall be eligible to hold the office of President or Vice President of the United States."

[bo44]

9. OMG Our President is a Human Puke Chunk

[are_we_united_yet]

10. Deep question:

Was he eating pretzels at this time?

[Catherine Vincent]

11. "our president"

Shame on you! You sound like a republican!

[katinmn]

12. America weighs the candidate's credentials

Kerry: 3 Purple Hearts - has character and conviction
Bush: 3 DUIs :+ created the largest deficit in our country's history
No wonder there are so many undecideds.
It's a tough one!

[newyawker99]

15. Hi katinmn!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Renew Deal]

13. New meme: Font matches the font on his arrest record.

[athena]

14. Yup.

I think that second document was made on Word.