Oh dear Freeptards... now comes the fun part.

[The Doctor.]

All you self-proclaimed 'Conservatives' that didn't meet a war profiteer you weren't willing to plunge the nation into debt for to line their pockets. All you pro-torture, anti-Constitution, pro-Corporate welfare, 'pro-life'/pro-war, 'I got mine so fuck off', pseudo-Christian, bigoted "Republicans". Every single one of you brainless, talking head, divisive, discord-sowing pundits of the corporatocracy.

Do yourselves a big favor, and for the next 8 years, just Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

But then that wouldn't be nearly as much fun as watching you open your big lying faces up and complaining about every little thing, inventing 'scandals', and spewing bullshit.

Honestly, I can't wait. Hell, the hilarity has already begun with some of you morons already claiming that Obama is in some way responsible for the current financial crisis. I'll tell ya, watching you all become entirely unhinged, and state for the historical record that you're all completely mindless, irrational idiots willing to believe absolute bullshit just because you think politics is a team sport rather than crucial societal management has been entertaining for a long time... but now it'll be even more fun.

Why?

Because for the next 8 years, everytime one of you stinkmonkeys opens your mouth and starts flinging shit, WE GET TO SHOVE ALL YOUR BULLSHIT FROM THE LAST 8 YEARS RIGHT DOWN YOUR SEPTIC THROATS.

Oh the joy of telling you how "UnAmerican" you are for "Not supporting the President".
The hilarity of calling you shitheads "Unpatriotic" for questioning the Executive.
The raving gales that will be had over you morons claiming Obama is in some way incompetent when you ignored EVERY single fuck-up by the King Chimp himself out of some mindless sport's fan mentality will be worth every gasping breath.

And I just can't wait for you idiots to spend the next 8 years proving to history what mendacious, spiteful, childish hypocrites you really are. And because we get to participate in throwing your own bullshit right back at you, a grand time will be had by all.

Well... all of us in the reality-based community, that is. You idiots are pretty much oblivious to concepts like 'hypocrisy' and 'integrity'.

So please... don't shut up. Put on your lip balm, open wide, and give us all the satisfaction of showing your true colors.

Just because the adults are finally in charge again doesn't mean we won't shove your noses in the crap you spew.

And we'll enjoy it too. :evilgrin:

[Rocknrule]

1. You don't mind if I borrow this rant, do you?

Excellent!

[The Doctor.]

2. You are more than welcome.

Attribution would be nice, but hey, it's not crucial.

[Rocknrule]

4. The title of your post

reminded me of the end of "Super Troopers" where the cops say (after being bossed around by the college students they pulled over at the beginning of the movie), "Are you ready for the fun part? Cuz here comes the fun part! SPURBURY POLICE!"

[The Doctor.]

6. Very funny flick.

I love 'the fun part'! :evilgrin:

[LiberalEsto]

3. and before we forget...

G.E.T. O.V.E.R. I.T.

:evilgrin:

[The Doctor.]

8. Well, that one needs to be timed right, but yeah... that too.

Meanwhile, there seem to be a lot of people reading this but saying nothing... hehehe... that's a good sign.

[AspenRose]

5. "Time to put away childish things."

Indeed.

[The Doctor.]

7. Ummm... can I still play 'MechWarrior'?

Ooooo! and Unreal Tournament?

Oh... and I still really like South Park... is that wrong?


Then again, I expect to see a lot of childish behavior over the next 8 years.

[davidpdx]

9. I just wonder if their head have exploded yet

if so, we'll send the bucket brigade over to clean up what's left.

[Redstone]

10. Uh-fucking-huh. Yes, indeed.

Redstone