If every DUer emailed O'Reilly these three words: Senator Al Franken ...

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and nothing more, I believe it's conceivable that the bloviating asshat might actually go off the deep end and falafel or loofah himself to death. It's worth a shot.


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[MADem]

1. If that happened, he'd turn it into a news story about HIMSELF, and claim he was being

"bullied" or "persecuted" by Democrats.

Why give that "asshat" any attention at all? Why should anyone care what a nitwit thinks?

I say ignore him. That's the UNKINDEST cut. Really.

[11 Bravo]

3. You're probably right, but I won't rest until threatened with a visit from "Fox Security".

[MADem]

4. Call his radio show, then! That's the way to get the Fox Security treatment!

Tell him they'll be greeted with a Welcome Basket of Loofahs and Fallafels!

Remember this? "If you're listening, Mike, we have your phone number, and we're going to turn it over to Fox Security..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fBz_Dz_GR8


Ooooooh....you WILL be held accountable!


He's such a dweeb. If you didn't want "Fox Security" to call, you'd just, oh, I dunno, use a PAYPHONE? They still exist!

[SoxFan]

7. DING DING DING!!!

That is exactly what would happen. There's a local right wing blowhard in NH who sends vicious emails to elected officials, insulting family members, accusing them of everything short of being on the grassy knoll, and then reads the responses on his cable show, touting them as evidence that the electeds are "unhinged", "oversensitive", "stiffling free speech", etc.

Captain Falafel is just a better paid version of the local access nutcase.

[Botany]

2. Why, that would make him mad?

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[Career Prole]

5. STFU is four words.

Oh...you wanted different words. I see now!

[Berry Cool]

6. "I have a message from Senator Al Franken...it has to do with Keith Olbermann..."

You'd be able to see the mushroom cloud from Australia.