Hey lurking Freepers

[AllentownJake]

I demand you to prove that all the GOP members of congress are not Aliens not immigration Aliens but real Aliens. I want DNA test on all of your representatives to prove that Xenu, Darth Vader, the bad guy from Battleground Earth or another Galatic Power/Overlord has not installed them for the eventual take over of earth. I also want to see their kindergarten, jr high, high school, and college records, marriage licenses, etc...just cause.

What do you got to hide. We are onto your secret agenda to deliver us into the hands of the galatic federation.

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This is slightly and I mean very slightly less crazy than the discussion on Freeperdom right now.

[muntrv]

1. Freepers are from Uranus.

[ZombieHorde]

2. Hehe!

[MoonRiver]

3. You mean URanus!

:D

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

4. Yeah I just spent about an hour at Birth Certificate Republic. Fun times.

Can anyone explain to me what they mean with all the "ping" business? Do people enter keywords where if there is a thread about "certificate of live birth wingnuttery conspiracy" you get a special alert in your freep box?

Oh, and yeah, there are a few threads on every single page about this shit.

I don't know what these people are going to blog about for the next 8 years. Are they seriously just going to run this shit into the ground? Seriously?

I'm so looking forward to the "A day in the life of President Obama" and "Pray for President Obama" threads.

There HAS to be an emoticon for "rubbing hands with devilish glee".

[AllentownJake]

5. I think

The ping is there reaction when someone says something like your being irrational lets focus on policies...kind of like when we talk about Pizza :shrug:

[jberryhill]

6. It's the sound made by the EEG machine wired to their head

...whenever they almost have a thought.

The machine makes that sound, they lose the thought, and that's all they can say.

The head injury ward is an interesting place.

[Doc_Technical]

7. Monty Python?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arCITMfxvEc

[Catherine Vincent]

8. I take it freepers are depressed and/or in denial?

Dumb shits.

[AllentownJake]

9. hoping the supreme court will save them again

[Fire1]

10. Freepers, you're all idiots!