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cali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 05:59 PM
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Frankly, I think life size cardboard figures invite far worse than
mere groping. I've never seen one that I didn't want to mess with.
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stranger_with_candy Donating Member (549 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:00 PM
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1. LOL
Finally a new post on the matter worth posting!
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mwei924 Donating Member (990 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:00 PM
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2. I always wanna draw fake mustaches on them.
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:04 PM
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3. I had a relationship with a cardboard figure one time
It lasted about a year, then for no reason it just went flat.


:cry:
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NaturalHigh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:08 PM
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4. Okay, you hit that one out of the park.
:rofl:
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:12 PM
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7. Yeah, I had a number of shallow relationships as well
somehow my partners always lacked depth.
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On the Road Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:16 PM
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9. I Knew a Guy in College
Who put a cutout of a young lady in a nightgown combing her hair right in his window. On the off chance it would fool someone in thinking he was actually getting some action.
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:28 PM
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11. My friend Barbie...
Found one of Ken... she was real, and really named Barbie... but Ken was the actual "fashion" doll.

She bent Ken at the hips and knees, and affixed him to a dining room chair so she could sup with him every day... it was pretty funny... I guess you had to be there... and to know what a zany creature Barbie was :)
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:09 PM
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5. When I was in college
one of the many "pranks" that we pulled was at the local Bob's Big Boy...




We felt that the sculpture needed to be anatomically correct AND live up to the "big boy" billing.

Paper mache and flesh colored paint were involved.
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Holly_Hobby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:11 PM
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6. Look who showed up in my garden.....
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islandmkl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:16 PM
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8. i have found that full-size carboard females, especially beer company ones...
are very well-suited as companions...

cheap dates (they eat and drink next to nothing...actually, nothing at all), they never argue, they always look good (and they stare right into your eyes) and they are always smiling and giving you 'come hither' looks no matter the time of day or how you are dressed or if you have had a shower or not...

some people i know think they are shallow and boring, but i say 'hey, i got a whole bunch of them in the closet...i get tired of one, i just pull another one out.'

i don't see my friends as often as i used to...i like to think they are jealous of my 'ladies'...

my mom hasn't had me over for dinner for a while either...

my dog hangs out at the neighbors...and my cat just hisses at me...

other than that, life is good with my cutout girls...
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:25 PM
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10. I saw one of Captain Picard at Ahhhs...
That was particularly... well, you know :) I was frightened by a Yul Brynner film as a child, and I've had a fond fascination with shaved headed men ever since ;)

I'm away for a week and all hell breaks out! What is this about anyway? I've seen dozens of threads on groping and cardboard (all y'all are kinky as fucking hell) but I can't figure out what started this new scene :)

:hi:
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cali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:30 PM
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12. Obama's speechwriter, Jon Favreau, was photographed
groping a cardboard breast on a life size Hillary cut out.

It's the poutrage of the week.

:hi:
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:50 PM
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13. That's hilarious!
Did Hillary comment? No, I suppose she wouldn't... unless it pissed her off.

Shoot... I've got boob grabbing stories that would curl your toenails! It got a bit wild in my metal writing days...





My boyfriend is actually quite proud of that photo, and the grabbing... he's a huge Motorhead fan :)

Hillary's got nuthin' on me, boy howdy!

:rofl:

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rasputin1952 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:57 PM
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14. Locking...
there are over 30 threads about this already on DU...please add comment to one of them. We are going to lock new threads on this "issue".

Thank you.
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