"Leave the Gun...Take the Cannoli"..

[ddeclue]

O.J. Sentencing announced: 16 years to life...

He should have left the gun and brought the cannoli...

[Phx_Dem]

1. ROLF!

Cute (your comment, not OJ).

[ddeclue]

2. Wasn't Rolf a character in the Sound of Music?

[Soylent Brice]

7. i thought Rolf was a muppet...

[CatWoman]

3. and this has "what" do with Presidential Politics?

[ddeclue]

4. OK I'll contrive something so that you can be happy:

Will Bush pardon O.J.?

There... happy?

[NoPasaran]

5. Rolf wasn't a natural-born citizen of the US, now was he?

[ddeclue]

6. No. Like Arnolt Schwarzennut he's an Austrian..

like Arnolt he can't be President either!

There...another way to make the thread "relevant"..



By the way my brother played "Rolf" in the Sound of Music in his high school musical..

[NoPasaran]

9. Coincidentally, Daniel Truhitte, who played Rolf in the movie

Was born in California and thus would be eligible to be elected President.

[ddeclue]

10. Have you verified that his father wasn't Kenyan???

I wonder if we can get the mods to add a :rolf: smiley in honor of this thread?

[NoPasaran]

11. In the 1940s, Kenya was a British colony

Which would put him in the same boat as Chester A. Arthur!

[ddeclue]

12. You mean THIS boat?

[NoPasaran]

13. The Presidential yacht---works for me!

[No Elephants]

8. If no one had attacked and killed Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman,

OJ would have gotten maybe 2 or 3 years for this. Nonetheless, I could not be happier. I just feel sorry for his kids. Then again, I felt sorry for them when he was not in prison.

[Berry Cool]

14. I heard OJ's going to have a really tough sentence.

He's going to be sharing a prison cell with Boy George.