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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 02:37 AM
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BREAKING: Barak Obama born by Cesarean section
Edited on Fri Dec-05-08 02:38 AM by ashling
Clarence Thomas rules that he is not a NATURAL BORN American! :sarcasm:

THIS JUST IN: Birnam Wood moves to Dunsinane. ... or maybe it was Tiger Woods :shrug:


Also in the news: Sarah Palin's Pastor exorcises 3 weird sisters ... bars close

Filmat 11.



:rofl:
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villager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 02:50 AM
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1. You beat me to the "Macbeth" reference! ("Macbush?")
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Ken Burch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 05:10 AM
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6. Damn, me too!
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 11:16 AM
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19. I beat you all
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 12:59 PM
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27. well, in point of fact, yes you did, but
Edited on Fri Dec-05-08 01:02 PM by ashling
this reference is all about deftly phrased metaphor and surgically placed innuendo, combining classic Shakespearean style and double entendre with cutting edge wit and other stuff that I am too busy to think of right now .....

















diabolically :rofl:
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villager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 04:58 PM
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29. Ashling's concession to Blogslut is too erudite for me, at the moment...
Blogslut, you had us beat by a Bardic mile! ;-)
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 08:19 PM
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32. Bardic mile! ;-)
can I use that? or is in Copywrite protected? LOL
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villager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 08:23 PM
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34. The phrase is already being replicated on streets in Beijing...
... so I think the copyright's been busted. Go ahead! ;-)
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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 02:58 AM
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2. He was born in Caesarea?!
Good Lord...Obama is an Israeli!!! :D
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 03:52 AM
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3. Does the Mossad torture?
Nobody expects the Israeli Inquisition!

:shrug:
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CTyankee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 07:40 AM
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8. "Our chief weapons are fear and surprise..."
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 12:49 PM
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26. Didn't they use
Holy Water Boarding ?
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CTyankee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 02:47 PM
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28. Not sure. I remember the Comfy Chair, tho.
Edited on Fri Dec-05-08 02:47 PM by CTyankee
It was a strange bit but I always liked them.
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azurnoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 04:45 AM
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4. No it means Obama was never born
Edited on Fri Dec-05-08 04:46 AM by azurnoir
he was surgically removed from a female subject :sarcasm:
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spiritual_gunfighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 07:47 AM
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9. Obama was immaculately conceived n/t
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machI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 05:40 PM
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30. Is Caesarea the ancient name of Jerusalem?
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BelgianMadCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 04:56 AM
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5. Hail Caesar!
oh noes, we just had one of those ;-)
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Madam Mossfern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 05:19 AM
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7. Which section was that?
It makes a difference you know...
This could be big.
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shrike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 08:18 AM
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10. "From his mother's womb untimely ripped"
That reference has occurred to me more than once over the course of this debacle.
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 08:55 AM
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12. i love the play about that scottish king
but ever since high school, i always wanted MacBeth's next line to be "That doesn't count and YOU KNOW IT! You STILL came out of a woman!"
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shrike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 09:58 AM
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15. Yeah, but then we wouldn't get that great fight at the end
Though you're right, in the end it's all semantics.
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Erin Elizabeth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 08:51 AM
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11. Does this mean I was never born?
OMG!!!
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regnaD kciN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 09:15 AM
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13. That settles it...if he was born Italian, he can't be President!
:rofl:

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LeftishBrit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 09:21 AM
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14. So did Burnham Wood come to McCain?
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jberryhill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 11:19 AM
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20. After seeing Cindy, I doubt McCain gets any wood at all /nt
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 12:02 PM
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24. BWAH!
:spray:
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Whisp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 10:00 AM
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16. that would make him Roman, not American!
:rofl:
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Sebastian Doyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 11:11 AM
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18. Uh-oh
Fundies believe the Antichrist will come from Rome !!!!!111!!! :scared:
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jberryhill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 11:19 AM
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21. Just wait until Biggus Dickus hears of this! /nt
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gauguin57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 11:09 AM
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17. OK, this is the post of the day, IMHO!
:rofl:
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FormerDittoHead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 11:39 AM
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22. What section of Caesaria was he born in? I may have family from there! n/t
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 11:45 AM
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23. Heh. My personal reason for gleefully teaching "Macbeth"!
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qanda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 12:11 PM
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25. Maybe I'm just dense, but I don't get this post at all
:shrug:
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gardenista Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 08:09 PM
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31. Sounds like the plot of a Kurosawa film
Or Shakespeare play

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question everything Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 08:22 PM
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33. This means that he is Eyetalian ! (nt)
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BlancheSplanchnik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 08:59 PM
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35. I don't know no Shakespeare, and I'm laffing my ass off anyway!
but I get it even more gooder now, thanks to Google :D

there is one fav Shakespeare quote I do know, by the way and OT...
"Sweep on, you fat and greasy citizens!"
Shakespeare must have come up with that after a looksie at freepland.....
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.
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this thread is a riot!! :rofl:
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