Ann Coulter silenced - her jaw wired shut. Who says prayers aren't sometimes answered?

[11 Bravo]

Now, if we could just set about making the condition permanent?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/25/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-sh_n_146248.html

[PBS Poll-435]

1. Whoa. Hallelujah!

Care to speculate on the cause of the injury...

:evilgrin:

[NI4NI]

12. She might be going on a diet,

Oh! that's right, no need for that.
Maybe she mouthed off believing she could get away with insulting a female DEM who wasn't as liberal and as peaceful as Annthrax thought she was.

[FormerDittoHead]

51. But HOW did she break it.. or WHY? I'm thinking plastic surgery.

There's no mention I can find of her having an accident. If she were injured, I don't think this would have been a state secret.

Considering how vain she is, and the culture of plastic surgery in NY, LA AND Washington, I'm voting on plastic surgery.

[sufrommich]

52. Elective surgery would be out of the question right now,

she's got a book coming out.

[FormerDittoHead]

53. Things go wrong, and it would be a good excuse for her lack of appearances.

My wife works for QVC and there's a woman on the air in the mornings where things did not go right at all with her lips.

But I don't think it's right to extend a conjecture.

I hope she's OK. I don't want to see her ill, in fact, I want her to live to see the abandonment of all of the ideas she's made a career professing.

[ksoze]

17. del

[bunnies]

2. That is incredible pain I wouldnt wish on anyone.

As someone who's had a broken jaw *twice*, I'm all too familiar with it.

[blueclown]

4. You may have a point.

But regardless, I'd still wish it on Ann Coluter. What a vile bitch. She deserves everything she gets.

[bunnies]

6. Oh... I'm sure most people here will agree with you.

I just dont happen to be one that finds joy in others pain - regardless of who they are.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

37. I don't find joy in it either, but for an altogether different reason.

Namely, that she's still able to write.

[11 Bravo]

7. With Coulter it was probably elective surgery. The anorexic skank ...

was afraid she might put on a few ounces over Thanksgiving, but didn't want the scars from a gastric bypass.

[bunnies]

9. heh.

ok... thats a little funny. :evilgrin:

[11 Bravo]

38. Welcome to the Dark Side.

:hi:

[Doityourself]

33. Ha Ha...funny...screw Ann..n/t

[EastTennesseeDem]

47. No thanks

It'd probably take 72 hours to find where to insert it, but....

I'll stop there.

[hlthe2b]

13. I don't wish pain, but I'm sure her pal Limbaugh will fix her up...

No doubt she is sailing by now...

[bunnies]

16. Yep. A broken jaw comes with some *serious* meds.

Sailing... floating... tripping... melting... you name it!

[Drunken Irishman]

34. Thankfully Coulter is not human and feels no pain.

So it just shuts her up.

[DinahMoeHum]

3. No wonder we haven't heard from her in recent weeks.

I was hoping she'd fallen off the edge of the earth.

:evilgrin:

[Downtown Hound]

5. Looks like God hath passed His judgement

Thy Lord has heard our prayer.

[BumRushDaShow]

8. How ironic

and for those of us who sample the other side, as an FYI, Sludge suddenly started touting her book today. Wonder if he knows? :rofl:

[cliffordu]

10. Could it be that a woman who Coulter said should die during an abortion or

some other equally hateful screed got angry enough to break her fucking jaw???


:shrug:

[wake.up.america]

11. Best wishes to Ann. Ouch!!! Hope you re-arrange your thought patterns as well, while you are at it,

[Demobrat]

14. Now if she would just break a few fingers

I'd start to believe in god.

[Jennicut]

15. There is a GOD

[nomaco-10]

18. Did a quick search. Reason for broken jaw "uncertain"...

according to the la times. There are only a few articles out there, apparently this news broke for the first time today.

gods, I must be an awful person, I actually got all chipper from reading this story.

[Political Tiger]

21. Whatever the reason

She'll blame liberals!

[ksoze]

19. Somebody must of pulled too hard on the bit while riding

[Boudica the Lyoness]

28. This one made me laugh out loud

Bad thing's happen to people all the time and I'd rather bad thing's happen to bad people. When I first read it I thought maybe it was a 'adams apple removal' surgery gone wrong, or a glory hole mishap.

[TK421]

20. I hereby call for a ban on all wire-cutting instruments....they are a danger to humanity n/t

[Bravo Zulu]

22. Hopefully it will heal shut.

[ericgtr]

23. She makes men sit down to pee at her house

she just has that about her.

[apnu]

27. WTF?

Seriously... :wtf:

[nyc 4 Biden]

24. Awesome! Please let it be permanent. eom

[nykym]

25. Gee and I always thought

she was talking out her ass!

[Dangerously Amused]

26. Everybody pray for a miracle that her teeth fuse together!

[political_Dem]

29. Wonders never cease.

Besides that, I'm glad this isn't a story in The Onion. :D

[scheming daemons]

30. Now we need to break her fingers so she can't type her column or books

[zbdent]

31. alas ... merely temporary ...

[JimboBillyBubbaBob]

32. Her Bitchness

She probably had both of those big feet in her mouth at the same time and cracked her jaw while trying to remove them.

[walldude]

35. Looks like I better DVR The Daily Show.

Irony is their specialty :rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

36. God Hates Ann.

[americanstranger]

39. Okay, who punched her out?

Or maybe she just got hammered and fell on her face... I remember those Laura Ingraham stories about getting smashed and crawling out of a bar on her hands and knees.

Conservative values. Go figure.

- as

[Shakespeare]

40. I think I just OD'd a little on irony and schadenfreude. n/t

[AtomicKitten]

41. I vote yes on making it permanent.

K&R

[ValhallaChaser]

42. Shsshhhhh........ listen.......

What is that I hear ? A little less BS rhetoric from the right...... :evilgrin:

[Barack_America]

43. Her jaw must have hit the floor with tremendous force when Barack officially won.

Either that or somebody up in Al-a-ska must have mistaken her for a turkey and tried to jam her into that execution contraption.

Poor thing.

:evilgrin:

[RamboLiberal]

44. Supposedly she took a nasty fall

Reports have been sketchy as to the reason behind the broken jaw. I'm sure there have been visions of a fist fight with Rosie O'Donnell or just any liberal pundit taking a crack shot at that long face but it seems that it was only a nasty fall that Coulter took about a month back.

The timing is less than opportune, as Coulter is currently in the process of finishing the audio version of her upcoming book, The New Ann Coulter.

http://www.oregonlive.com/idahosportugal/index.ssf/2008/11/ann_coulters_jaw_broken_and_wi.html

Drinking a bit too much Ann? Drugs? A month ago? And when was the jaw wired? No wonder she wasn't on the TV around the election. Her face must've been a sight - not that it isn't a sight any time she's on the TV.

[Swamp Rat]

45. LOL!!

[happychatter]

46. I always believed she probably liked "the rough stuff" - nt

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

48. Shitfaced drunk and did a face plant leaving a bar is my guess.

The universe has an impersonal but unavoidable sense of justice.

[MrsBrady]

49. I don't wish her ill

and I do wish her a speedy recovery.

But I wouldn't mind if I never had to see or hear her in the press ever again.
Maybe she'll go be a dead-head full time?

[sellitman]

50. It is sick and twisted to make fun of this

Bwaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!