Attention.. Attention... Florida Domestic Suppression Force....Orders Inside

[SwampG8r]

All Hail!!

Members of the glorious Florida Domestic Suppression Force!
At last the order has been given

Open the large package sent to your homes last week
Inside you will find the Gay Ray 8 and the Abortitron 9000
Begin by using the GR8 on family members and neighbors
when they have been gayified set up the Abortitron and give all an abortion
When the perimeter of your operations theatre has been secured
contact headquarters for orders to connect Suppression Forces
or use the final score of the citadel-florida game to synch with your codebooks for further instructions!

We must be as the very clams of the sea now in these last moments before the great conflict!

This is the moment of our great victory my brothers and sisters!
Never forget..We are the makers of music and WE are the dreamers of dreams!

[grantcart]

1. I have been looking at the gay porn but still limp as wet spinach

[SwampG8r]

3. return for re-education

[RagAss]

2. Sir, Question sir.....when do we put on the Joe the Plumber mask?

[SwampG8r]

4. synch your codebook to

the date of the sec championship game for answer

[NYC_SKP]

5. Um, question about the Abortitron 9000...

I opened it up and it looks like the directions were printed in Mandarin and I'm pretty sure a couple parts are missing.

I'm tempted to just throw it all away or send it back, but I'm not gonna pay for postage, I swear I'm not.

[SwampG8r]

7. turn it on next to a non pregnant woman

if nothing happens its good
if she becomes pregnant you have reversed the polarity
flip the plug over turn it on
she will abort and you will know its working

and do not use the red button

[NYC_SKP]

9. too late. I used the red button.

Ouch ouch ouch ouch make it stop!

[SwampG8r]

10. the manufacturer Acme Products

of Yuma Arizona says some units may be defective due to shipping damage
i am sorry you touched the red button
if you can
when it spins by you try to reach out and hit the blue button twice and hold the green switch to the right
avoid the blades and belts
you will have to be pretty fast but that will disable the unit
until a new unit is sent use the GR8 unit to turn all pregnant women into lesbians
this is still acceptable to the High Command

[NYC_SKP]

13. oh damn, I'm color blind AND dyslexic.

I think I just made all the lesbians pregnant....

I hope that's acceptable to the High Command

[SwampG8r]

14. you are a hero of the people

we were going to make all the women lesbians and then get them pregnant
you have made great strides comrade

[boppers]

6. The GR8 seems to be having no effect on bisexuals.

Is this a defect, or an expected outcome?

[SwampG8r]

8. they havent become more noticable gay?

turn the power settings up

[boppers]

11. I turned it up, and...

..they decided to set up poly-amourous free-love communes.

I'm thinking this is preparation for setting up tightly knit "cells" for the wealth-redistribution squads.

[SwampG8r]

12. the High Command informs us

that some may not be fully affected by the GR8s emissions
they will be affected to the point of being able to be utilized in plan B section 7 subject zz3

[Nevernose]

15. I'll go the elementary schools for Operation Tinky Winky

And activate our reserve of indoctrinated schoolchildren, insidiously brainwashed to do Stalin's gay bidding. At last, boys shall be girls and girls shall be boys!

And, if they get straight As on their report cards, free rides on the Abortitron! Yay!

[SwampG8r]

16. did you receive the shipment of purple purses?

[SwampG8r]

17. Battallion Alpha Niner Blue

check in please

[SwampG8r]

18. green squads move to checkpoint bravo

open the blue envelope when the mighty clam sends the signal