If 5 million turn up for the inauguration each person will have just 1sq foot each on the Mall

[Jackeens]

Just heard this on CNN.

Can anyone recommend some good dieting tips? I need to get down to this size:

[FrenchieCat]

1. You are going to have to keep your legs still........

that is taking up a whole lot of room! :rofl:

[Jackeens]

3. Okay, I will. I suppose I can't dance with joy either?

[CakeGrrl]

2. At least keeping warm won't be an issue

But how many porta-potties will they need to set up???

Someone on Wonkette suggested wearing Depends. :o Yikes!

[Jackeens]

6. Oh Jesus, I never thought about wee-wees. I'll bring one of these...

It won't take up any room, I'll wear it like a hat.

[Joe the Liberal]

4. Lol

I doubt 5 million will show up, 1 million? Maybe, but its sure to be crowded, I wonder how they will protect Obama with so many people coming out.

[valerief]

5. I think some shoulder-sitting in order. nt

[Jackeens]

9. D'you think Barack would lend me his shoulders? n/t

[Blarch]

7. Thats twice as much space...

as I had at the Rage Against the Machine concert in Grant park.

[Jackeens]

8. I think I saw you there:

Was this you?