Palin wants God to show her way to White House

[DogPoundPup]

Source: Yahoo News / AFP

WASHINGTON (AFP) – Defeated Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin said Monday she hopes God will "show her the way" before she decides on any future bid for the White House.

The Alaska governor declined to say whether she was planning to run for the US presidency in four years, stating in an exclusive interview with the Fox News Channel that 2012 remained too far off.

"I can't predict what's going to happen a day from now, much less four years from now," Palin said, according to excerpts of the interview released by Fox News before its broadcast here at 10:00 pm (0300 GMT Tuesday).

However the devoutly religious 44-year-old mother-of-five said that if God wanted her to run for the highest office, she hoped to be shown the way.

Read more: http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20081111/pl_afp/usvoterepublicanpalin

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. I'm hoping God refuses...

:puke:

[Sabriel]

2. GPS: God Positioning System

"At the next election, make a U-turn....then turn Left."

[IndianaGreen]

34. LMAO

Drop Palin at the Magnetic North Pole with nothing but a compass. GAWD will show her the way!

[stopbush]

3. Why is it that god never seems to say, "under no circumstances should you run?"

Seems god always agrees with whatever the religious types want to do.

God - the Rubber Stamp of the Delusional.

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

4. Uh.... I think God already showed her the way

He showed her the way right back to where she belongs, in Alaska.

[stopbush]

7. Yep. You'd think that EPIC FAILURE would be considered a sign from god.

Nothin'more epic than losing the presidential race.

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Sarah? Um, yeah, this is God. STFU and go away. K?

[Parche]

9. why are you so mean to her

She can see the Whitehouse from Juneau.......:woohoo: :rofl: :hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

12. She reminds me of my greatest failing. Making stupid people.

They were supposed to be in beta testing and I told Job that I wanted rid of them. Well, nice guy that he is, he decided to give them a chance.

So, now we're stuck with Bush, Cheney, and dare I say it, Palin. I thought when the kid got knocked up it would be the end of her, but again, I repeat, she's stupid. Really, really stupid.

So. I apologize.

[Dennis Donovan]

6. Great... another republican kook with God on speed dial.

:eyes:

God's pobably changing to an unlisted number as we speak.;)

[luvspeas]

8. Devoutly Religious

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
A devoutly religious liar who claimed that she didn't belong to any church and let's some crazy zealot that harassed some poor woman in Africa pray over her nasty ass.

[FLAprogressive]

10. Oh come on now Sarah, Mapquest can do that

http://www.mapquest.com/maps?1c=Juneau&1s=AK&2c=Washington&2s=DC&2a=1600+Pennsylvania+Avenue

She's welcome to get in touch with her congressman, Don Young, to request a tour :P

[Thor_MN]

27. Oh HELL no. That route takes her through Minneapolis and less than 3 miles from my house.

Couldn't it at least send her through the Dakotas and Nebraska down to I-70 in Kansas? That's much more likely than Minnesota, Wisconsin and Illinois being on her way...

[OwnedByFerrets]

11. If you believe in such fairy tales, god already spoke, and he didnt.

dial Caribou Barbies number.

[Wizard777]

13. Doesn't Alaska get Mapquest?

[Imperialism Inc.]

14. Personally I hope she does run. I would love to see the GOP expel

any vestiges of sanity, reason and experience from their party. Makes things much easier for Dems.

[madmom]

15. AH... I think he already did!

[scytherius]

16. God DID tell her. Guess she isn't listening. n/t

nt

[Uben]

17. Buy a fuckin map!

Or, have the RNC buy you one, cuz that's as close as she's gonna get!

[Fearless]

18. Well if God can get her lost in the tundra for say 40 years or so...

I'd be a real happy guy.

[Ian David]

19. She can be President of Alaska! n/t

[diane in sf]

20. God said "No Way!"

[ohio2007]

21. find your own way, use google earth nt

[jwirr]

22. Honestly she really is dumb all you have to do is go to Washington DC

and go to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

[Whoa_Nelly]

23. God gave me a message to give ya, Palin

He said, "Road to the White House? Got'cher White House right here! You bet'cha. Sarah!"




He also said, "Watch out for Ceiling Cat!"




Now, get on that road, Sarah...and get lost! :P

[RedLetterRev]

24. Uh, Sarah, sometimes G'd's answer is "NO".

Fumducker.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

25. God will show her the door, but He will not allow it to hit her where He split her...

...I have this on good authority.

:rofl:

[LynnTheDem]

26. I believe he just did.

[BR_Parkway]

28. You mean God tol her to run for VP? Was He/She wrong?

[Sebastian Doyle]

29. When reached for comment, Jesus Christ only had this response to Sarah.....

[onehandle]

30. ...Catholic to Grifter...Catholic to Grifter...Come in Grifter...

You have no clue what Jesus was all about.

This former alter boy says so.

[fascisthunter]

31. Keep Talking that Bat Shit Crazy Fundamentalist Stuff... you and Bin Laden Sound the same

the more you speak, the better for America. This way the can recognize you nutters, and know what political party you are affiliated with. Keep talkin'...

PS - Palin, you and those who like you, serve the devil if there was one. You are just too fucked up and dumb to know it. That's what makes you dangerous.

[wcepler]

32. not White House, but outhouse

Sarah,

I think you'll have better luck with an outhouse. Maybe you'll meet some of your would be skinhead assassins there.

[Charlie Brown]

33. I really hope she goes the way of Giuliani

Another empty figure-heard who was groomed for years to be the next President, only to be devoured by all the bitter infighting in all the ideologically bankrupt factions of the GOP. Here's hoping.

[LiberalFighter]

35. Palin: I am the Lord your God!!!! I am a vengeful God!!!

You dare think you are qualified? You twit!

I will untie your tubes so you get pregnant again and again and again. Wait! I don't need to untie them. I can make you pregnant anytime I want.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

36. God has just pointed her to the Exit sign

[hangman86]

37. God or Dick Cheney

All the same to her.

[moosewhisperer]

38. God should show her the door

[realitythink]

39. This woman needs to GO AWAY!!

Get out of our lives now, PLEASE.

[glinda]

45. Go away is right

She is dangerous. Was then and still is.

[salguine]

40. Why is such a shockingly high percentage of "devoutly religious" people, as

the article describes Governor Palin, complete fucking despicable assholes by any moral standard?

It's not a coincidence that 80% of serial killers had at least one "fanatically religious" parent. Go figure.

[Raine]

41. God told you NO already and is showing you the door so

FUCK OFF and GET THE HELL OUT you MorAn!!!

[oedura]

42. First Bush said God wanted him to be president, now Palin hints at it...

I don't think it's God these people are talking to.

[Lautremont]

43. "I can't predict what's going to happen a day from now."

Yeah, that's a presidential quality.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

44. Mapquest would be much easier.

[rasputin1952]

46. Why? God already chose Obama.

Then again, we got bush too...maybe it was a wake-up call?

:D

[Mz Pip]

47. God has already said "NO!"

Wasn't she listening??? Take Him at his word on this one Sarah.

[MikeNearMcChord]

48. Wait a minute, isn't Allah, Buddha and the Hindu Gods are supierior

Because Barack Obama is the President-elect according to that nutcase preacher who made that stupid prayer daring God to make sure McCain president.

[Ellipsis]

49. .

[TankLV]

50. It's on North Main Street in Williamsville just near the Main Street campus of SUNY Buffalo

I can tell her that - she doesn't need "god"!

The White House restaurant has been serving great food for a long time now...

[deepthought42]

51. Oh please no...

that woman scares me with how delusion she is... :scared:

[Bryn]

52. Please NO MORE mixing religion with politics

It's dangerous. We need a new law to pass to keep religion private...out of politics ..keep religion and state separated. People have different interpretations of the bible, different ideas, different beliefs, different spiritual paths. When will we be able to keep politics out of church and religion out of State? Huh?

[Sabien]

53. yawn

who the hell cares - Obama was in the White House today!

[BadgerKid]

54. Maybe God can help her find the GOP's clothes.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=3594305&mesg_id=3594305

:sarcasm:
:rofl:

[MilesColtrane]

55. "Palin Comes Alive"?

Yeah, I've heard that album and I'm tired of it.

Besides, "Show Me the Way" can't hold a candle to "Wasilla, I Love Your Way", and "Do You Shop Like We Do".

[TheKentuckian]

56. Sarah, maybe God would prefer if you stop

lying like a rug, being full of avarice, bearing false witness, hating knowledge, and willfully stirring hatred before he leads you to lead anyone else.

[Generic Brad]

57. They must not know about Mapquest in Alaska

That would help her map a route to the White House pronto.

[tclambert]

58. And the Lord God did say:

Thou shouldst taketh the New Jersey turnpike south to Cherry Hill . . . wait, wait, that's White Castle. Didst thou say White House?