A Few Good Laughs on a Friday - Election Late Night Talk Show Host's Jokes

[GOPAgainstGW]

Email Recd - 09.10.04
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Jay Leno: “Today John Kerry rushed to the hospital with chest pains after seeing his latest poll numbers.”

Jay Leno: “The doctors told” President Clinton “from now on to lay off the fat. He said, ‘Look, I haven't seen her in years.’”

Jay Leno: President Clinton is “expected to make a full recovery. … In fact, today Clinton was seen roaming the halls with his hospital gown on backwards. So he's back.”

Jay Leno: “Seems the nurses have nicknamed him ‘Spongebill Nopants.’”

Jay Leno: “John Kerry has a new theme to his campaign. He says the ‘W’ in George W. Bush stands for ‘wrong. Today Bush got the last laugh. He said, ‘Everybody knows wrong starts with the letter ‘R.’”

Jay Leno: “In a shocking new book by Kitty Kelly, acquaintances of President Bush say that when he was in the National Guard...that he liked to sneak out back for a joint or go in the bathroom and do cocaine. Isn't that unbelievable? They actually found people who saw Bush in the National Guard.”

Jay Leno: “You know who's going to get hurt by this? John Kerry. did coke and marijuana. This means Bush could now carry California.”

David Letterman: A “new book says George Bush smoked marijuana while he was in the National Guard. Yep. And Bush said, ‘See, I told you I was in the National Guard.’”

David Letterman: “Insiders say” Clinton is “recovering nicely. He's already hitting on the chubby nurse.”

[Lindacooks]

1. Most of those are pretty awful.

and I am sick to DEATH about jokes about President Clinton. The fact that Leno has so many of them proves that he is the laziest 'comic' in the world. And, as an even lazier move, those half-assed writers combine Clinton jokes with fat women jokes.

ha ha.

[kstewart33]

2. Thanks for the post!

Nowadays we all need a good laugh.