Coming Soon! Sara Palin's Autobiography -- Name The title Contest....

[Blackhatjack]

WE know that Palin is going to write a book which sets the record straight ... how she almost singlehandedly saved the McCain/Palin ticket and would have put them in the White House if they had only listened to her and her suggestions rather than complain about how she never ends a sentence but rather continues talking in a run-on fashion until the television camera runs out of film, and how she does too know how to gut a moose... she once killed a wolf from a helicopter and it is all about the economy, which we already knew..duh.. but of course she was mischaracterized and mishandled and the McCain people would never let her go out on her own and 'just be Sarah' and how she really wanted to do all the interviews wearing only a towel and one on her head, but they thought it was a bad idea since no one knew for sure ... cause Ellen is an avowed lesbian so she could not appear on her show, but the dancing sequence would have been ok as long as there was no body contact, the First Dude of Alaska wouldn't like that, but then again it is about taxes cause you have to bring taxes down and everyone should get a check from their government like I sent to all Alaskans as Governor, but the $22mil I left Wsilla in debt with was totally worth it... and it was purely a coincidence that our house got built by the same people who built the community center and you know they tried to say something improper went on there but as my Attorney General already pointed out there was nothing wrong with my firing my public safety officer,and while I always knew I would never be officially proven to have done anything wrong, it was a relief to hear that I was totally vindicated, and that is why I am one of a team of Mavericks, who are not constrained by the rules everyone else is bound by, and that you is the basis for the book, cause,.... it basically writes itself, or it would...

So What should the title be?????????

[FSogol]

1. Um, Also: The Sarah Palin Story n/t

[ashling]

36. Depends on the Genre

How To book

How I put together a Neiman Marcus wardrobe on a budget: the RNC's budget
:shrug:

or

political earmarks memoire
"Thanks, but No Thanks": The Road to Neiman's

or

Porn

Sarah does the lower 48

[KathieG]

2. Has to be "In what respect, Charlie? The Sarah Palin story"

[Blackhatjack]

9. Not Sure An Autobiography Should Be Named With a Question...

... but it sure hits the content pretty hard.

[KathieG]

20. Eh, why not...anything goes in Palinland.

[stevenleser]

3. Dumb and Dumber

I know, its already taken, but its too perfect.

[Richard Steele]

99. "Dumb and Plumber" nm

[all.of.me]

154. Dumbest

The sequel? or Part 2? There needs to be a good subtitle.

[muntrv]

4. Wasilla Hillbilly.

[NEDem]

ME!

[Blackhatjack]

42. Or Maybe "It's All About Me"

[BleedingHeartRN]

5. The Audacity of a Hockey Mom:

How the liberal MSM made me look bad and cost me (oops - I mean us) the election!

[Blackhatjack]

23. OR "The Audacity of a Hatchet Mom" ??

[mtnsnake]

6. "I Smoked Plumber's Crack" by Sarah Palin

[Plaid Adder]

So many tempting possibilities: how about, _You Betcha We Can!_

Or even better: _Joe the Autobiography_

The Plaid Adder

[Plaid Adder]

7. So many tempting possibilities: how about, _You Betcha We Can!_

Or even better: _Joe the Autobiography_

The Plaid Adder

[Lint Head]

8. Sara Palin Goes Para Sailing

:dem:

[Blackhatjack]

11. I like it! It Will Stand Out In The Remainders Bin !!!! n/t

[Jackpine Radical]

10. The Audacity of a Dope

[mtnsnake]

14. LOLOL!

[That Is Quite Enough]

12. Nailin' Palin: The Novelization

[tanyev]

13. I'm Ready For My Close-up Now

[billyoc]

15. "Coast to Coast -- Confessions of a Nieman Marcus Looter"

[some guy]

16. :Cars I've Owned"

:)

[Blackhatjack]

17. How About: "I Said Yes Without Blinking... How I Became a VP Candidate"

[Celebration]

147. change Blinking to Winking n/t

[srhuddle]

18. "Lipstick on a Campaign"

Or, "From Alaska to America, a Memoir"

[Olney Blue]

19. The Hockey Mom Chronicles

[Connie_Corleone]

21. Who Moved my Mooseburger?: Sarah Palin's 10 Steps for Dealing with Disgrace

[NRaleighLiberal]

22. The Palin Guide to Naming Your New Baby

[Blackhatjack]

25. What Are You Doing Posting Here? You have real talent in this kind of thing....

You managed to combine self help, politics, autobiographical works, and parenting in the same title. You could be a star.

[NRaleighLiberal]

28. Very Short Books to Read on the John. 1. Books and Magazines I read

2. Everything I Know
3. "Can I Call Ya Joe" and other great debate quips
4. You Too Can Be a VP Candidate - the Palin Guide

[Blackhatjack]

38. Aaaah! A Serial autobiography! I like it !!!!

[NRaleighLiberal]

43. Yes, a whole series of one page books, available only at WalMart!

[Blackhatjack]

46. Kind of Like A Cliff Notes Version? We will need lots of Pictures...

Nothing breaks up one long run on sentence like scattering a few pictures throughout.

[pinepuppy]

123. the sara palin coloring book.

that way she could understand the contents

[whistler162]

24. "You Betcha'!" n/t

[AzNick]

64. You beat me to it so +1

[Doctor_J]

26. Babies, Bombs, and Hockey Moms - a Wasilla Wench Almost makes The Big Time

[GodlessBiker]

27. "I'll Get Back to Ya": A Cry From the Wilderness

[Canuckistanian]

29. "Dumbocracy in America"

With apologies to de Toqueville.

[NRaleighLiberal]

30. The Joy of Cooking with Free Range Game: Moose Treats for your Family

[Blackhatjack]

You need to copyright that title right away!.. That one's a winner !!!!

[Blackhatjack]

50. You Need to Pair It With "Grocery Shopping The Alaskan Way... "

[Blackhatjack]

31. How I Survived The Katie Couric Ambush, a Heroine's Story

[IDemo]

32. Pallin' Around with Palin

[WA98070]

33. Straight talk from a straight shooter. And if you believe anything in this book ....

I have a bridge to sell ya!!!

[neverforget]

34. Sarah Incompetent: My Journey to Sax 5th Avenue and Back

[NRaleighLiberal]

35. Yes We McCan't! How I Helped John McCain Lose the Presidency

[Blackhatjack]

37. "I Ran For Vice President, and All I Got Was $175,000 in Clothing"

[Blackhatjack]

39. "How I spotted Putin's Head From My Porch And Saved America!"

[TexasObserver]

40. The Woman that Looked like Tina Fey

the story of an obscure moose hunter, and the TV star who destroyed her

[Rosa Luxemburg]

102. "How to be a Neocon in 10 easy lessons"

[Blackhatjack]

41. We should Add Todd's "How To Turn Championship Snowmobile Racing Into A Tax Shelter"

[Celebration]

44. Caribou Barbie Tells All: The Full Story of Learning Africa is a Contient n/t

[Eyes_wide_ open]

45. Gotcha Politics - A Mavericks Guide to the Palination of America

[Blackhatjack]

47. Oh My! "People I Have Known I Won't Rest Until I Get Even With..."

[Blackhatjack]

48. "Never Say Yes To A Sad Grandpa...."

[crossroads]

49. Mistaken for a maverick!

But just a mental midget!

[paregdem]

51. The Republican Party - Field Dressed & BBQ'd ...You Betcha'!

Maybe Sarah's book could be a combination autobiography and cookbook??? After all, SHE thinks that she's a "can do everything, and more" woman. NOT!

[illuminaughty]

136. LOL Yes We Cannibal!

Sarah screws up then stews up the GOP

[Blackhatjack]

52. "Sarah Barracuda: Playing For Keeps" ....

This would be a good lead in before she dumps all the 'dirt' on the McCain Staff and McCain himself.

[Ravy]

53. Half-baked Alaskan nt

[Blackhatjack]

54. "Sarah Palin's Guide To Surprises In World Geography" ...

Like Russia and Canada both being in her state of Alaska.

I must admit I did not know that!

[bridgit]

55. Sarah Palin: In Her Own Words And Such

[kiranon]

56. Loathsome Dove

[illuminaughty]

137. LOL n/t

[MadinMo]

160. Damn I love this one!

There are so many great titles, its hard to pick a favorite!

[cbc5g]

57. "Thanks but No Thanks"

[Blackhatjack]

58. How About "Fancy Pageant Walking... The Sarah Palin Story"

[Quixote1818]

59. "The Bad Egg" nt

[Quixote1818]

60. "The Mind to Nowhere" nt

[Epiales]

61. "Straight to the Remainder Rack: I've Failed Yet Again!"

[codjh9]

62. 'Knocked Up or Fucked Up: It's Always One or the Other'

[Blackhatjack]

70. Wasn't that the unofficial working title for the movie of late?

[Quixote1818]

63. "The Saga of Sarah the Simpleton" nt

[mw]

65. "Stiffed By A John - How I Got Used By McCain" nt

nt

[RagAss]

66. "Cretin Rising"

[Quixote1818]

67. Un-Pleasantville nt

[Bippity Boo]

68. "I Didn't Read This Book Either: The Ghost-Written Memoir of Sarah Palin"

[redsoxrudy]

69. "Driving Miss Crazy"

or "Old man and the Sea: My voyage with a cranky old man"

[redsoxrudy]

76. "Gullible's Travels"

or "Walden Blond" I know, she has dark hair but she reminds me of the stereotype of "dumb blond" jokes.

[happychatter]

71. McCain's McHunt

[Blackhatjack]

72. This OP is Killing Me! Can't Stop ROFL.....

[Quixote1818]

73. Almost Armageddon! nt

[HooptieWagon]

74. Half Baked - An Alaskan Treat.

[HooptieWagon]

77. Drill Baby - A hockey mom drills for oil and all she gets is a couple bags of silicone.

[MrMickeysMom]

75. "My World View?"

As seen from AlaAAAska!

[Quixote1818]

78. Stupid Is As Stupid Does. nt

[HooptieWagon]

79. Mine Camp - A story of unbridled political ambition.

[MilesColtrane]

80. "Droppin' the Gloves: one woman's odyssey from hockey mom to alpha moose"

[Patsy Stone]

81. "Bringin' It to Ya!"

[Blackhatjack]

88. I like it!

[Binka]

82. Caribou Barbie Does America n/t

[RCinBrooklyn]

83. "Vaccuum: The Mind of a Maverick"

[redsoxrudy]

84. "A Mid Summer Night's Ditz"

[Quixote1818]

85. About Schmuck. nt

[Blackhatjack]

86. "The Complete Compendium of Sarah Palin's Foreign Policy Pronouncements"

This is very comprehensive... and very short.

[HooptieWagon]

87. Space - The final frontier.

[redsoxrudy]

89. "Snide and Prejudice: A campaign story"

[HooptieWagon]

90. Country First - A secessionist's story.

[illuminaughty]

141. Oh, you've got some good ones

Just take that "o" out of "Country" and that's my revised version of your title.

[Blackhatjack]

91. Sarah Palin, The Alaskan Diva Tells All....

[Quixote1818]

92. "Less than Zero" nt

[HooptieWagon]

93. Knocked Up and Knocked Down - The Sara Palin Story

[RoadRage]

94. Why Palin hates "Black Berry" and other racial and technological glitches of the 2008 election

:)

I bought my first Black Berry today.. and as I was looking at the box.. i thought to myself.. HA. McCain said that he invented the Black Berry.. is THAT a euphamisim for Obama or WHAT? I can't believe the Repugs hadn't come up with it. :)

[redsoxrudy]

95. "Treasure Island: My shopping spree in Manhattan"

[Richard Steele]

96. "On a Clear Day, You Can See Putin's Head" nm

[Richard Steele]

97. "From Here to Absurdity"

[redsoxrudy]

"Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: How to get your ass kicked in once reliable red states"

[Richard Steele]

107. "A Whiter Shade of FAIL"

[Richard Steele]

111. "Diary of a Mad Asswipe"

[Richard Steele]

121. "The Wasillas Have Eyes"

[HooptieWagon]

98. Putting Lipstick on Pigmalion

[HooptieWagon]

100. The Barbie of Wasill

[Engineer4Obama]

101. It will be a pop up n/t

[HooptieWagon]

103. Tour of Booty

[redsoxrudy]

104. "Thus Spake ZaDumbass"

[Strawman]

105. Droll on Ice: Memoirs of an Absurd Alaskan.

[Earth Bound Misfit]

106. You can Wink, but never Blink

[redsoxrudy]

108. "Twenty Thousand Leagues Over My Head: My debate with Biden"

[HooptieWagon]

109. Snow White and Grumpy - A Love Story.

[MilesColtrane]

110. "Drill Baby, Drill: How I eventually learned that Africa's not a country"

[meow mix]

124. ...

:rofl:

[threadkillaz]

112. "Lost in Africa"

.

[illuminaughty]

142. LOL Out of Assila

Was inspired by your Africa.

[MilesColtrane]

113. "Lowlita"

[MilesColtrane]

114. .

[MilesColtrane]

115. "Narcissus and Goldcard"

or "Shootenwolf"

...apologies to Herman Hesse.

[Dems to Win]

116. Empty Head, Ambitious Spirit

[HooptieWagon]

117. Heir Head - from beauty queen to GOP star

[avaistheone1]

118. My Water Broke At The Darnest Time and Other Stories From an Alaskan Hockey Mom

[Rocknrule]

119. Backdoor Alaskian Hussies 9

[Dems to Win]

120. Sarah, the Maverick's Maverick

[footinmouth]

122. Meltdown in Moosetown n/t

[rdmtimp]

125. The Moose Killa from Wasilla

....with an introduction by Ted Nugent




:kick:

[Earth Bound Misfit]

126. There's about 15 DUzy's here

:rofl:

[Dems to Win]

127. Campaign to Nowhere: It Wasn't My Fault!

[struggle4progress]

128. "Second place? Again?"

[Manifestor_of_Light]

129. Alaska Now: From Seward's Folly to Sarah's Folly

:rofl: :rofl:

[Lugnut]

130. rotflmao

If this entire thread doesn't win a DUzy I'll eat my hat. :rofl:

[Manifestor_of_Light]

131. My Fellow Prisoners: Trapped in a Frozen Conservative Wasteland

:rofl:

[Dems to Win]

132. Blink Bad, Wink Good: Everything I Know About Running for Vice-President I Learned in Kindergarten

[Dems to Win]

133. When Being Hot is Not Enough: Running for Vice President.

[Dems to Win]

134. Palin / McCain Campaign: The Real Story

[illuminaughty]

135. Dummies for Dummies n/t

[Norrin Radd]

140. It's sorta been done already:

http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Idoits-Guide-Dumies-Coffey/dp/1580081746/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1225960751&sr=8-2

[illuminaughty]

143. Wow. Thanks. And she couldn't even name that when

Katie Couric asked her for a literary reference.

[Norrin Radd]

144. Off topic, but I used to work in a bookstore. Once, a young man

approached me and asked if there were a "Complete Idiots Guide to Firefighting" as he was preparing to enter training for that profession. :scared:

[illuminaughty]

145. OMG...that's major insane

But, not surprising since a vast amount of our population has an aversion to literacy.

[Norrin Radd]

138. Moosejaw

[illuminaughty]

139. Dammit Black Hat...now I can't stop. To Kill A Moose in Herd

Starring that bastard I used to love Robert Duvall.

[Richard Steele]

146. "My Pet Old Goat"

[Celebration]

148. Here's the Cover

[tekisui]

149. Shopping With Russian Pitbulls.

[cjsmom44]

150. Moose & McCain A Woman's Tale

[Blackhatjack]

156. Sounds like a TV buddy crime show... has potential.

[LeftishBrit]

151. "I'll Huff and I'll Puff and I'll Blow Your House Down"

Only in this version - it's the pig who does it to the wolves. You betcha!

[LeftishBrit]

152. "Don't Know Much About History/ Don't Know Much About Geography"

[OilemFirchen]

153. Where's the Rest of Me?

Ooops. Already been done:

[renie408]

155. "You Might Be a Redneck If...." Oh, wait...that's been done. n/t

[Blackhatjack]

157. THANKS to everyone who contributed to this thread! Shows what you can do with good material...

[slampoet]

158. Puckhead in Charge.

[BronxBoy]

159. Simply Stupid: How I set the Woman's Movement back a 100 years in 90 short days

[amoreena]

161. The Child Is Not My Son

reference to Trig -- line from old Michael Jackson song Billie Jean

[Ikonoklast]

162. Hot Chicks And Dumb Hicks

Or, How I single-Handedly Destroyed The Republican Party

Written with co-author retired U.S. Senator John McCain.

Forward by William (I Am NEVER Wrong) Kristol.

[Blackhatjack]

163. "Sarah Palin: They Love Me, They Really, Really Love Me!"

[Blackhatjack]

164. "Sarah Palin: In Alaska We Play For Keeps"

[mzmolly]

165. "The Thrilla in Wasilla!"

:P

[Proud Liberal Dem]

166. In What Respect?

or "Dontcha' Know?

[taught_me_patience]

167. "How I fooled 56 Million Americans"

into believing I had a brain.

[denem]

168. Pucked!

[Epiales]

169. "Dude, Where's My White House?"

[Blackhatjack]

171. ROFL

[Blackhatjack]

170. "Everything I Need To Know I Learned In Wasilla"