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NorthernSpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 12:43 AM
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For all us GODLESS AMERICANS!!!11!!, this feels SO goooooooood!
:woohoo:

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SlingBlade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 01:48 AM
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1. God Bless all of us Godless Americans
What a day.
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Alcibiades Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 02:20 AM
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2. Atheist fist jab time
:toast: :bounce: :yourock: :woohoo: :patriot:
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northofdenali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 04:14 AM
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3. Hey! What about us elitists, eh? n/t
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-08 12:34 PM
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10. I don't want to brag, but I'm an atheist AND an elitist.
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-08 01:33 PM
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13. Still on the fence here....
Pagan?

Heathen?


Agnostic?

Mongrel Atheist?



Anyway, I'm sure I would still piss off the religious crazies...

either too many, or too few, Gods for their tastes....


:7
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onager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 12:17 PM
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4. Suck it, Jesus!
Edited on Wed Nov-05-08 12:18 PM by onager
...to quote a great comedienne.

:rofl:

Not to pick on Xianity. I'd also like to extend that "suck it" to all deities/hemi-semi-deities/prophets etc. You're welcome.

I'm really hoping the Office of Faith-Based Initiatives goes right where it belongs--in the shitcan of American history. All of the Buybull-thumpers currenly stinking up the White House can go get real jobs.

Maybe they can become missionaries in Prague! I visited Prague not long ago, and was amazed to discover American missionaries marketing Jesus there. That is one tough sell. Unlike their scam in third-world countries, the missionaires can't offer the Czechs medical care or education. The Czechs are on the horrible socialized-med EU plan, and for education...well, I counted a huge bookstore on almost every street. The Czechs are also still pissed about their church leaders blatantly collaborating with the Communists for about 50 years.

So they're forced to pimp Jesus strictly on the merits.

Epic Fail!

But if they go to Prague, maybe they can try to convert Alika...

http://www.pragueescorts.org/Alika.html
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demokatgurrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 12:19 PM
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5. Unfortunately, I wouldn't count on the demise of
"faith based initiatives".
I could be wrong but Obama may just be Christian enough to thing they are a good idea.
But maybe he'll prove me wrong and let the Constitution trump those "good intentions".
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starroute Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 12:58 PM
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8. Obama's community organizer side favors the faith-based initiatives
But you can bet he'll make sure they'll actually perform the functions for which they were nominally intended rather than being used as a slush fund for pro-Republican churches.

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eppur_se_muova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-08 12:20 PM
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9. I'm hoping he does a thorough forensic audit of the *current* programs first ...
"If everything checks out honestly, we'll leave things as they are." Of course, they won't; the abuses that turn up will be all the necessary justification for letting the OFBI "wither on the vine", to use a favorite neocon phrase.
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 12:19 PM
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6. Thank GOD I'm an atheist! :) :) :) :) :) :)
:toast: :toast: :toast: :toast:
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pnorman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 12:50 PM
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7. I'm Jesus H. Christ and I approve this message.
Edited on Wed Nov-05-08 12:50 PM by pnorman
n/t

pnorman
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-08 12:38 PM
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11. I believe in God and I have no need to force you to do so as well.
This drives fundies nuts.

OPA, atheists! :hug:
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Creationismsucks Donating Member (205 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-08 12:46 PM
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12. Absolutely

Congrats everyone. This was a victory for reasonable people everywhere.
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