FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Republican Talking Points Update

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1/20/2000-1/20/2009
- Any criticism of our beloved Dear President, George W. Bush is unpatriotic and treasonous.
1/20/2009-
- Any criticism of liberal socialist Barack Obama is the patriotic duty of all real conservative Americans.
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1/20/2000-1/20/2009
- A single party controlling the House, Senate, and Presidency ensures efficient government.
1/20/2009-
- A single party controlling the House, Senate, and Presidency is a dangerous departure from the system of checks and balances.
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1/20/2000-1/20/2009
- Our beloved Dear President George W. Bush is a wartime president and, as such, immune from media scrutiny or Congressional oversight.
1/20/2009-
- Liberal socialist Barack Obama requires constant investigation by special prosecutors and aggressive oversight by the minority party, wartime or not.
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1/20/2000-1/20/2009
- Wiretapping and suspension of Constitutional rights on behalf of our beloved Dear President are essential tools for fighting the war on terror.
1/20/2009-
- Wiretapping and suspension of Constitutional rights on behalf of liberal socialist Barack Obama are a nefarious perversion of the founding principles of our country and the intentions of our Founding Fathers.
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For all other core policies, simply invert your opposition/support as needed.