Let me get this straight.....

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....one candidate has a relative who may be here illegally and one candidate has a relative who was is a member of a seccessionist party.

And which one is the greater threat to our country?

Do I have that about right?

To all you lurking Republicants out there, we went to war over the later and you and your viagra-chugging, oxycontin swilling, murderous party can go fuck yourselves after Tuesday. If you support the Prick/Pornstar ticket you are traitors and deserve the figurative butt fucking you're about to get. To paraphrase one of your little sissies, we should shrink the Republicant party to a size where we can drown it in an overflowing toilet.