My love has found another...

[Coexist]

Dear Ms. Forester de Rothschild,

After Obama wins the election and steals all the white peoples' money and gives it to the black people and then commands the black people to take our cars and our candelabras and forces us to work in the underground salt mines for fifty cents a day and then repossesses our caviar and our brie and holds them right in front of our noses to torture us . . . would you like to get a cup of coffee?

BECAUSE I THINK I'M FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOUR MIND.

Your new best friend,

David Rees

responding to Lady Snootypants analysis of Obama's economic plan. Don't bother clicking though, its more tragedy than comedy.

That aside, I'm saddened my crush is planning post-muslim-black-power-crazy-preacher-terrorist-takeover plans without me. Whats a girl gotta do anymore?





:(

[rosesaylavee]

1. Damn! They're going to take my candelabra?!

They'll have to pry it out my cold dead hands first.

:rofl:

But seriously, hun, after Obama wins the WH, all the smart good-looking people are going to be coming out of the woodwork. You'll trip over three of them every time you go food shopping. It will be great.

[Coexist]

3. but I'm white, therefore I'm scared... I don't have a candlabara,

but torture via brie.. man.. I don't know if I can take it.

[Aqaba]

2. I think thats the guy who does 'Get Your War On'

[Coexist]

6. Yup, here!

http://www.236.com/video/2008/get_your_war_on_the_watch_list_1_8056.php

[Ilsa]

4. "They can't have my brie or my cheese!" -- George W. Bush. nt

[mascarax]

5. Just let us know her reply to your declaration of love

I'm sure she'll get back to you soon.