Poor McCrashtest. He's being outnumbered on the trail 6 to 2. We have Barack, Michelle, Joe, Jill,

[milkyway]

Hillary and Bill all doing separate events.

But poor McLame has to have Cindy within ten feet of him at all times, so she can't campaign on her own.

And Todd is useless.

And the leaders of their party, Bush and Cheney, have to be hidden in the closet.

And it doesn't help that Crist, Pawlenty, and Romney are all still angry at McNutso for taking Palin.

And on top of all that, McBroke is getting killed by Obama's financial advantage.

No wonder he's so McPissed all the time.

[pnwmom]

1. It's 6 - 3.

You forgot Joe the Plumber.

[milkyway]

2. LOL! Actually, it might be 6-2, since Palin seems to be campaigning for herself nowadays.

And Joe looks like he might not be in it for the long haul until Tuesday, either. He's got to cash in now before his 15 minutes run out.

[frogcycle]

3. McPow appreciates your sympathy

In fact, McHouses wants to know if you'll go to work for him. He needs a McCession speech and you are one fine writer.

[nsd]

4. Don't forget Al -- he and Tipper are in Florida tomorrow. /nt

[hvn_nbr_2]

5. Hey, you forgot Joe the Plumber

Oh, well, I guess Joe stood him up and left to pursue his singing career. Never mind.