If I had the wings of a pigeon...

[Jackeens]

(To the tune of: My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean)

If I had the wings of a pigeon
and I had the arse of a cow
I'd fly over Fox News tomorrow
and shit on the scumbags below

Shit on, oh shit on,
Shit on the scumbags below, below...

Repeat to fade


Feel free to replace Fox News with the target of your choice :-)

[muntrv]

1. Rush Limbaugh.

[Historic NY]

2. I like that,,,,,by all means go ahead, big piles are requested..

[Sodan]

3. Sean Hannity

If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow

I'd fly over Hannity tomorrow
And shit on the bastard below - below
Shit on shit on shit on the bastard below - below
Shit on shit on shit on the bastard below

[apnu]

4. If I had the wings of a pigeon, I'd look damn funny (nt)

[rebel with a cause]

5. Reminds me of an old Hank Snow song...

If I had the wings of an angel
over these prison walls I would fly
I'd fly to the arms of my poor darling
And there I'd be willing to die.