Simpson to reveal names of 30 Palin ex-lovers

[DogPoundPup]

Source: WebWire

NEW YORK, NY (October 29, 2008) Jessica Simpson, one of America’s most popular singers and actresses, says she will reveal the names of 30 men who are former lovers of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin – and according to sources, one of them is a married television station executive and one is a former police chief.

Simpson has achieved seven Billboard Top 40 hits, and has three gold and two multi-platinum RIAA-certified albums. Simpson rose to fame when she starred with her then-husband Nick Lachey in the MTV reality show “Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica.” She has also begun working as an actress, and is the older sister of Ashlee Simpson, an internationally successful pop rock singer and actress.

According to sources, six of the Palin’s lovers are from the state of Hawaii, five are from Idaho, one is from England and the rest are Alaskan. The list of names will be revealed “by the end of the week.”

“There should be no surprises on the list,” says a source.

Read more: http://www.webwire.com/ViewPressRel.asp?aId=78586

[rcrush]

1. What?

what is this?

[Joe Bacon]

83. I gotta clean my computer screen up!

Damn, it just got splattered with a bunch of Earl Grey tea! :evilgrin:

[MichaelHarris]

2. If one of them is

Jessica Simpson that would be hot.

[GoneOffShore]

4. Oh ick. Just ick.

Now I have to go and wash my brain.

[MichaelHarris]

18. yeah

right after I typed it a little piece of food came up. I was able to muck it back down but I won't think about it again.

[Mother Of Four]

71. I'm so glad I didn't eat breakfast yet-

You bring some imagery that is NOT conducive to having a settled stomach.
:spank:

[EmilyAnne]

69. What soap are you using? I think I may have to use straight lye.

[proud progressive]

42. THANKS!

i needed that laugh:rofl:

[Bake]

99. Wow.

Just wow.

Bake

[texastoast]

3. I must say

That's the least of our worries should that crazy bitch get her finger near the button. So she can fuck. Big deal.

But for all those evangelichastitybelticans, oh baby . . .

[CabalPowered]

5. She has a security firm?

"The popular singer says she is releasing the list of names, apparently compiled by her celebrity security firm, to refute the double standard that cheers when men “play the field” before marriage but chastises women such as Palin and herself who do the same thing."

[HomerRamone]

16. So she thinks she's HELPING Palin?

I'm totally confused...

[Tutonic]

20. Me too. How does this help?

[Dhalgren]

6. OK, I'll bite.

Is "webwire" like "The Onion"?

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

62. That would make sense, but no.

From their website: "WebWire distributes your business, organizational and personal news releases and press releases on and over the Internet. Our online service delivers news releases directly to Internet readers and is an integral part of Search Engine Inclusion and Search Engine Optimization (SEO). WebWire's online service also delivers your press releases directly to targeted media (reporters, registered media as well as trade publications) and media-only wire services (accessed by leading print and online publications) both powered by our unique partnership with PR Newswire."

[madmax]

7. What? n/t

[Bicoastal]

8. Um...huh? How would Jessica Simpson know any of this?

[alfredo]

17. She's one of them?

[Phredicles]

19. Obviously, Tony Romo is one of the thirty;

add a bunch of pillow talk and, you know the rest.

Must... resist... urge... to speculate... on cause of broken pinkie :evilgrin::hide::P

[awoke_in_2003]

49. Go and google

"the Shocker" :)

[fujiyama]

75. Your sigline has never been so timely or apt?

I freakin love it.

[rcrush]

Jessica Simpson must be a CIA plant.

[Kittycat]

22. If So, she was CLEARLY Hired by the Bush Administration.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

34. The CIA does implants now?

[47of74]

9. When did she find time to be mayor or governor?

If this is all true when did Sarah find time to be mayor or governor.

[shadowknows69]

10. I have no words

Mooselini is going to be brought low by Jessica Simpson? What fucking universe did I wake up in today?

[Marrah_G]

77. The same one where Paris Hilton pwned John McCain........

Yes, yes.....crazy.....I am right there with you!

[tekisui]

96. I have no idea what is going on here.

My brain does not compute this.

[htuttle]

11. THAT'S IT!!! FIRE UP THE BOAT!!!

Jessica Simpson??? 30 Palin ex-lovers???

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/12/29/mbn_shark_wideweb__470x321,0.jpg



It's over.

[ann_american2004]

35. SWWEEEEEEEEET

[mrih]

12. I don't care

I hate Jessica, I still am holding Paris as my second pick for POTUS.

[kellyflan1]

13. this explains why the first dude won't let her out of his sight

I would follow my wife every second if I knew she had 30 lovers. Actually I'd dump her ass and go on public record. I guess having a meal ticket wife changes the dynamic of marriage

[genna]

88. Unless your wife told you, how would you know how many lovers she's had?

Most women *I believe* WORRIED about purity won't reveal her sexual adventures to her husband or future lovers. Why would she?

If you are going to hate on women having sex before you get to her, why should she shoot herself in the foot?

[aquart]

14. What? Why?

Who on earth would turn confidential information over to Jessica Simpson?

[Lost-in-FL]

15. Nah...

I think this is bluff.

[alphafemale]

68. Great Graphic nt

[Betsy Ross]

21. Thank you.

This is just so hilarious in so many ways. Great laugh to top off the night.

[Juan_de_la_Dem]

23. joke right?

[patrickford]

36. but a funny joke!

[pnwmom]

24. Yuk. This will be attributed to Obama and there will be backlash.

He's not about spreading smears. This is really regrettable.

[acmavm]

26. No it won't. At least as long as anyone doesn't get creative with the

cutlery.

[Lorentz]

31. Oh boy! Something to hand-wring over for the next 6 days...

And I bet you thought it would never come.

[pnwmom]

37. Whatever. n/t

[stillcool]

98. Jessica Simpson = Obama?

wow.

[Bette Noir]

25. Seeing how it's the "Religious Right" who adores her,

if this is well-documented, it could end her career. God, I hope it's well-documented.

[AlCzervik]

27. i'm calling total bullshit on this.

[nyc 4 Biden]

78. I agree. WTF is this all about?

What is Simpson's motive here? This has to be a joke.

[Donnachaidh]

28. Jessica Simpson is so desperate for real media attention she does this?

Fifty percent of this story reads like a junior PR person bashed it out on a Blackberry. :rofl:

[stlsaxman]

29. in the famous words of Jay and Silent Bob-

"... She's a slut! Bunnnnggggg!!!"

:rofl:

[SoxFan]

30. In the words of Silent Bob...

[stlsaxman]

70. touche'!

:hi:

[Mojorabbit]

32. I could never run for office

I came of age during the seventies. Sex, drugs, and rock and roll. Because a double standard still exists I hate for this to even be an issue or for future female politicians to have to worry about what kind of sexual history they may have and if it would be an issue brought up in a campaign.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

45. The real reason it's an issue

is because there's a contingent of fundy voters who are happy to cast stones. Hypocrites like Palin, who preach "family values" and lambast their opponents for having affairs even as they cheat on their own spouses, deserve to be exposed.

[awoke_in_2003]

51. Have you seen

"The Contender" with Joan Allen? Just saw it tonight, and it brings that point up well.

[WCGreen]

65. That was a good movie...

I really enjoyed that one...

[genna]

93. If only the sexually pure (I'm assuming you've only had one partner in marriage) ruled, who could

run for office?

I have to call foul on this bogus bs story. Why is her sexual history important?

OK. She winks and she is undignified. She tells lies with a straight face.

I get it.

I think this is reprehensible because her sexual past is not a qualification for office. I might be the minority who says current sexual practices are not a disqualifier for office either unless there is obvious corruption or some quid pro quo stuff.

[Kalifornia.Kid]

33. Brain fart - chicken of the sea moment.

[4lbs]

38. Was there any mention of if these former lovers were AFTER Palin met Todd?

For all we know, if it is true, these could have just been guys she met while in her various colleges and during her beauty pageant days.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

41. So THAT's why Joe the Plumber has that recording deal in the works

[roody]

39. Let she who is without 30 ex-lovers cast the first stone.

[LiberalHeart]

58. Do the first 29 count?

[EFerrari]

66. LOL

[blm]

87. Heh...that leaves ME out.

.

[jberryhill]

97. In What Respect, Charlie?

[bluestateguy]

40. I think somebody hacked their website

That just reads like sheer bullshit.

And isn't SImpson a Republican anyway?

[HardWorkingDem]

43. Still, you know what is sick about this?

If this had been about Michelle Obama, this would be up on the Drudge Report with a rotating flashing red and blue light right now.

[dantyrant]

53. Well, there's a lot that's sick with this beyond whatever double standard

might exist here.

Ok, I'll admit it: I'm intrigued too. I laughed when I read the headline.

But this isn't a DC Madam exposing hypocrites pretending to be virtuous. This is a singer(being generous here) effectively calling the VP candidate a slut. It's pretty low.

[funkybug]

44. Riding Palin's Consignment Coattails

Dear Ms. Simpson,

Being kewl; ur doin it wrong.

I know you need the publicity, but seriously?

[Breathe]

46. Jessica Simpson is a Republican

And while she may not be the brightest bulb in the pack, I cannot believe that she would do something like this.

I'm trying to find info on this site but the only info I'm finding is their own press releases. It's all too weird...

[Jamastiene]

47. ...

:popcorn:

[im1013]

48. "According to sources, six of the Palin’s lovers are from the state of Hawaii"

Hey, why not? They've thrown every other kind of ridiculous bullshit at Obama!


:hide:

[Jed Dilligan]

50. While she was in the kitchen, fixin' some chicken.

And her little sister Ashlee, was waitin' in the pantry...

[im1013]

52. HA!!!!!!!

:rofl:

[Dems4me]

54. After reading the article, I gather Simpson is doing this to show that Palin is a strong woman

an that she doesn't/didn't play to 'double standards'?

I knew J Simpson was an airheaded bimbo...now I really know it.

In anycase, if it's true, I would love that to make headlines, after all
Palin is all to happy to criticize and demean other's character, while she
insisted shes spotless.

[WheelWalker]

55. Excuse me, but I can honestly say that I have no fucking idea who Jessica Simpson is, or

why I should give a fucking shit what he/she has to say. Thank you, very much.

[Joszef Pelikan]

56. Larry Flint

already made a movie about this "Who's Nailin' Palin?". I would post the cover, but I think it would be inappropriate for these forums. :evilgrin:

[WheelWalker]

57. Send

me a PM.... I'm an a dolt.

[HardWorkingDem]

59. If you look at their website, it looks like all it is...

is a place to go to and pay to have your press release released. I bet this is just some joke someone plunked a few bucks down for.

BUT, we should all send it to Drudge to see if he'll pick up on it. In fact, I'm going to do that now!

[LisaL]

60. None of it makes any sense.

How would Simpson know this information to begin with?

[psomniferum]

61. Who cares. n/t

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

63. Wait, I'm confused.

So, she's bringing this to our attention to *help* Palin and make her look like a strong woman and to combat a double standard. But the sheer quantity of Palin's former lovers will make her look like a hypocrite and ultimate *hurt* her.

So... is Simpson trying to hurt Palin by helping her, or help Palin by hurting her? Is Simpson really that stupid or did she have some sort of flash of brilliance and is playing us all for chumps?

I think some of my brain melted and leaked out of my ear.

[LiberalHeart]

64. It's not for real. Just someone having fun.

[Locrian]

67. wow - I guess there's something to that MILF stuff ?!

[npincus]

72. too silly to be true.

[EmilyAnne]

73. She left each poor man branded on the ass with a backwards "S." That's why its easy to prove.

[pecwae]

74. Shouldn't this be in LBN?

[Marrah_G]

76. ~blink~ n/t

[vaberella]

79. I'll just leave this as an "I don't get it" then back away. n/t

[Canuckistanian]

80. Gigolo eruptions?

It might just keep the Geezer/Gidget campaign busy for a while.

[seasat]

81. So that's why McCain picked Palin

The really smart people have been trying to figure this out and have thought it was to rally the base. Given McCain's record of infidelity, he's probably on that list. Palin probably has the tape to prove it and used it to black mail him. Ah-hah! Now it all makes sense!

[wyldwolf]

82. as one of Jessica Simpson's former lovers, I can honestly say I'm not on the Palin list

[Bragi]

84. This is soooo Rovian....

So 30 names are released, one gets totally debunked, McCain mouthpieces go ballistic, then everything that anyone has ever said or written criticizing this incompetent candidate becomes suspect to the GOP target audience -- currently undecided dimwits who pan to vote, and Palin-demoralized GOP supporters who were otherwise likely to stay home Tuesday.

Obama's people should condemn this last-minute stunt even before it comes out.

- B

[palintology]

85. WHAT ABOUT THE MCCAIN'S LOVERS over the past five years ???

[Blaze Diem]

86. Trigg's Daddy about to be revealed???

One of 30.
ok, 31 with Tawd.

[npincus]

89. This is CAREER SUICIDE for her... the story rings false as hell.

She just released a new country album-- country music fans are Palin's base. Simpson is no genius, but she is not that stupid.

[RoadRage]

90. I'm Callin BS..

First, who knows if these are from before or after she's married
Second, Jessica Simpson probably can't even remeber all of the men SHE'S slept with (Nick, John Mayer, Romo.... etc.)
Third.. why in the hell would Simpson do this? It makes no sense...
Fourth - if there are no pictures, lie detector tests, etc.. then this is no different then Mel Gibson coming out with a list of 30 chicks that Obama nailed. :eyes:

[Jackeens]

91. This IS a joke......right? n/t

[crispini]

92. Can we get this locked? It's clearly just a fake press release. nt

[Political Heretic]

94. Ok so perhaps I am prude or undesirable, but I haven't slept around that much in my entire lifetime

...

Funny though. My first reaction was to accept at face value, because this campaign has already been so bizarre. Nothing strikes me as fake at first glance anymore...sigh :)

[Mass]

95. And we are supposed to care because?

[Bake]

100. It's a Rovian trap.

Had to be said.

Bake

[Occam Bandage]

101. Who cares?

[LiberalHeart]

102. Looks like web wire figured out it was bogus. They removed the story.