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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 12:38 PM
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I am a communist because I shared toys in kindergarten. Are you a commie too?
Edited on Wed Oct-29-08 12:39 PM by Mabus
:rofl:
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my2sense Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 12:39 PM
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1. Yeah I shared my crayons - I guess I'm one too
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 12:42 PM
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3. You and your commie crayons!
:rofl:
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kaiden Donating Member (811 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 01:12 PM
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24. Shoot. I ate my crayons.
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AFSCME girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 12:40 PM
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2. I must be too, 'cuz I shared my lunch
in 2nd grade.... :7
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 12:43 PM
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5. Commie lunches?
I bet you shared a library too! Commie.
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AFSCME girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 01:03 PM
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17. You betcha!......
Sorry - I couldn't resist!! :evilgrin:

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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 01:08 PM
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20. In what respect?
I'm there with you. :rofl:
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billyoc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 12:42 PM
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4. I never shared SHIT in Kindergarten. I only became a Communist later.
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 12:43 PM
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6. ..
:spray: :rofl:
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SteelPenguin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 12:46 PM
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7. My daughter is a communist
She's 4. She got a cookie, and split it in half and gave half to her brother (2) so they could both enjoy having a cookie.

Fucking commie. I gave her a timeout.
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endthewar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 12:50 PM
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9. Like father like daughter
You must be one of those people that Michelle Bachmann warned me about. I demand an immediate media expose into your commie lifestyle. :rofl:
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SteelPenguin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 12:58 PM
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14. It's my wife's fault
I'll turn her in to the police. She's a Unitarian Univeraslist, and a vegetarian to boot. That alone should be enough to lock her up in Guantanamo for the rest of her life, but on top of THAT she's also married to arab with a muslim immigrant father.

I mean seriously. How can I trust my wife if she'd marry an arab with a muslim father. She's even given birth to two more arab babies by me.

She's gotta be stopped.
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mikelgb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 12:49 PM
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8. I was a little asshole Republican in kindergarden.
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 12:56 PM
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11. But your sharing an internet forum with a bunch of former kindergartner commies
Edited on Wed Oct-29-08 12:57 PM by Mabus
and you know what they about palling around. ;)
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tomreedtoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 12:53 PM
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10. I never had toys in kintergarden.
I had to wait until about second grade to have any freaking toys. My dad was in the Navy then and didn't have a lot of money to spend.

I wish I'd gone to kintergarden with Obama, but again, my dad was conservative and wouldn't have tolerated a black kid in Catholic kintergarden.
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 12:58 PM
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13. So, I guess this means you were a late bloomer.
:evilgrin:
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Lucy Goosey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 12:57 PM
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12. I was a total commie.
But then, I'm from Soviet Canuckistan - we were brainwashed with whack-job ideas like "toy-sharing" and "being nice" in kindergarten.
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 12:59 PM
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15. What's this "was" stuff?
We all know that "once a commie, always a commie". Hello, comrade. ;)
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Lucy Goosey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 01:08 PM
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19. You're right. I actually work for Health Canada...
I'm paid with taxpayer money to help facilitate the delivery of health services to Canadians regardless of their incomes, net worths, social class, etc. (Okay, well, I'm not so hands on - I'm a policy analyst - but still.)

I'm Communi-rific! I'm Communo-tastic!
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 01:11 PM
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23. I knew it
Be proud, say it loud!

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WhollyHeretic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 01:01 PM
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16. I am married to a unrepentant radical communist
She works in a place funded by the government where they "spread the knowledge" around for free!!!

She is a librarian at a public school. That's like being a Marxist, Maoist and terrorist all rolled up into one.
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 01:07 PM
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18. Right on!
Edited on Wed Oct-29-08 01:07 PM by Mabus
She will make a great sector coordinator for the propaganda of truth, as the future Democratic communist administration under Obama and Biden. Power to the people.
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progressiveforever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 01:08 PM
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21. I'm a commie now--I was raised Freeper
We didn't share---the guy with most took the most
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 01:12 PM
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25. But now you are part of the collective
You're palling around with commies now! Good decision. Glad you were able to overcome your upbringing and feel the love.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 01:10 PM
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22. Repukes like to share ...
STDs, misery ...
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 01:14 PM
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27. talking points, the same distorted reality...
The list of their woes is long my comrade. ;)
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 01:21 PM
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34. Phlegm, farts, and investment losses
but not profits.
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whitewomenforobama Donating Member (265 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 01:14 PM
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26. The toys belonged to the kindergarten,
and they distributed them to us to play with. So I guess that made them a Socialist Kindergarten? Always best to start 'em young.
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 01:20 PM
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33. Great points
Yes, we need to get to the children. We need to make sure their minds stay open and wanting to learn. We need to make sure they are fed, have health care, the best facilities we can provide them and teachers who are enthusiastic about teaching without the headache of faux standards.

We also need to work to make sure that all the items distributed to them help teach them our history, our mistakes and give them critical thinking skills present them facts, not propaganda. That way they will be prepared to go out in the world and undo the damage that has been done under our watch.
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 01:14 PM
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28. I'm not a sharer, secret or otherwise. I am a Totalitarian. :)
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question everything Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 01:14 PM
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29. I like to wear red (nt)
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progressivebydesign Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 01:16 PM
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30. I used to leave little bouquets of flowers on my elderly neighbors doors when I was a kid..
and.. I use to pick the flowers from all the neighbors yards to do it. I was spreading the wealth!! I was taking from one neighbor, to give to another.

I was apparently a pinko commie back then.
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4_Legs_Good Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 01:17 PM
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31. Not only that, but I dress my kid in RED PAJAMAS!!!
It's true. I'm a total commie! Sure they have a fire hydrant and Scooby Doo on them, but there's a subliminable message there which nightly brainwashes him.

Mwah hah hah hah!

David
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jpljr77 Donating Member (580 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 01:18 PM
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32. I once redistributed some pocket change to a person on the street, so yes, I love Marx. n/t
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5X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 01:21 PM
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35. long-haired, hippie, radical, commie, pinko, freak. n/t
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