The California Silver Fox in the Black Lexus with the 2 YES ON 8 stickers

[Hepburn]

So...you and I got stuck along side each other on the freaking 405 in yesterday's morning commute on our way from South Bay to LA...and you started smiling and giving me the eye. I could put aside your man-tan and your obviously capped front teeth cuz you had elderly "Ken Doll" handsome facial features, a great smile, glorious silver hair, and from what I could see sitting up a bit higher in my small SUV than you in the Lexus, you had a nice body. I was also flattered that a guy in my own age group would hit on me instead of one of the beach bunnies sitting around him while we all enjoyed the gridlock on the northbound 405. Maybe it was because of my classic hair-do and Edith Head glasses? My winning smile...or maybe you had not noticed my DU and Obama bumper stickers on the butt end of my Honda CRV?

Well, guess what? I thought you were gonna bite off those perfectly capped front teeth and spit them out when I ~~ in a very lady-like fashion ~~ gave you the finger when you kept flirting with me. You did not get it, did you? No lady wants to hook up with a homophobic bigot. Hit on someone else, OK?

:hi:

[YOY]

1. Ah Hepburn...you remind me of my Aunt.

Good looking professional lady (in her late 50s but still attracting men) in CA from Ohio orignially who takes no shit from Republishits.

[Hepburn]

2. Hey....

...I am from Ohio originally. Maybe your aunt and I are related?

:hi:

[YOY]

3. Unless you go by Constance, are 100% Italian, from around Akron probably not :)

I remember you said the Ohio thing once or twice back when that whole "bitter midwesterners" crap was coming out of the R camp. I pay attention to posters who's opinions are worth a toot!

[Hepburn]

4. Not Italian....

...but I, too, from the Akron area!

LOL, it must have been something in the water! :hi:

[siligut]

5. Shades of Mitt Romney! No, no, no!

Old guys are more vulnerable; they come from a time when it was considered proper to be homophobic. However, if one is going to be metrosexual, one must learn all the nuances. Excellent you were quick with the bird; hope he had at least an idea why.

[Hepburn]

6. He might have when I pointed to the rear of his shiny Lexus and...

...did the "thumbs down" motion. But...I still think he was shocked to see a gal my age, dressed very traditionally, flip him off! And...I smiled like hell when I did it!

LOL...his expression? PRICELESS!