"I was a prisoner of war for five years,I know how to win wars."

[Swede]

Shouldn't you be at home watching Matlock?

[stray cat]

1. I can almost see Russia so I know foreign policy

[applexcore]

No, Matlock endorsed Obama.

Its true.

[stray cat]

2. Also, I know how to find Bin Laden

[louis-t]

3. Was he winning the war as a POW?

Why does no one question him on this? He knows where bin Laden is, he knows how to win a war, he knows how to fix the economy, but he's not tellin' unless we elect him. And no one calls him out?

[stray cat]

4. Olbermann called him out on Bin Laden but it didn't gain traction

[panader0]

5. That claim is stupid.

Which war did he win?

[flakey_foont]

9. RISK

he used to play that game a lot

[kwolf68]

15. The civil war

He fought for the North.

[Higher Standard]

6. Doesn't it show more that he doesn't know how to win wars?

As a prisoner of war, he wasn't involved in the war itself for that period, so I don't know how he feels it makes him a military genius.

[JitterbugPerfume]

7. oxymoron?

[stolivodka]

8. Wait, we won Vietnam??

That damned liberal media has been lying to me, all these years! :sarcasm:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

10. More faith-based policies with no specifics

"Trust me, I'm John McCain."

It sounds like the "trust me, I'm Richard Nixon" secret plan for ending the Vietnam war all over again.

[kimmerspixelated]

11. That's like saying,

"Tonight's dinner is in ashes! But, really, I'm a terrific cook!"

[ProgressiveEconomist]

12. McPOW knows how to get into the Academy as a "lagacy", how to crash planes

in training, how to use his "pull" to get coveted combat assignments nonethelss, how to disobey orders and fly over SAM batteries, how to succumb to torture, how to help his captors keep a lid on fellow prisoners, and how to cover up all his misdeeds for the next 35 years.

[palintology]

13. And I can see Russia from my home ... Charlie !

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

14. Well, he did give state secrets to the North Vietnamese.

And they did win the war.

:shrug:

[polmaven]

16. How did he learn

"how to win wars" while he was in a prison camp? :shrug: